14/08/2026
Nigel Farage won the Clacton by-election... and then ran away from his own count.
He said it was a security threat. The police say they never advised him to stay away.
Perhaps what he couldn’t face was the humiliation of standing alongside 33 fringe candidates, including Count Binface, who took a record 27% share, and nearly 10,000 votes.
What does Farage's no-show says about Reform UK's wobble? Is the shine coming off a little faster than he would like?