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Sure it’s November 1st, but that doesn’t mean we are going to stop celebrating Halloween and vampires. If you’re like us...
01/11/2025

Sure it’s November 1st, but that doesn’t mean we are going to stop celebrating Halloween and vampires. If you’re like us and still watching scary movies tonight, might we suggest Bo****lo of Blood? No, it’s not a good movie, but you should still watch it. Click the link below to find out why.

One beautiful year in the mid-’90s, we decided to go all in on movies about vampire s*x workers, and Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bo****lo of Blood is… one of those movies. I spent nearly 30 years holding a fondness for this movie in my heart that I can barely explain, especially after watchin...

We’ve cooked up something special for your Halloween night: Our very own Valentina Daae (of clussy article fame) put tog...
31/10/2025

We’ve cooked up something special for your Halloween night: Our very own Valentina Daae (of clussy article fame) put together a special ween-and-monster-themed Sims o**y for the ages. You don’t wanna miss out (assuming you are an adult because these are not the Sims you played as a kid). Click to read about how the monster mash went down.

Bella and Mortimer Goth go on a doomed swinger's quest for Halloween.

We’re somehow halfway through October (HOW?!) so we’re gracing you all with our beloved must-watch-every-year list of fa...
17/10/2025

We’re somehow halfway through October (HOW?!) so we’re gracing you all with our beloved must-watch-every-year list of favorite Halloween movies. Maybe you’ll add one or two to your own must-watch list for 2025!

Want to know what Dirge is watching for Halloween 2025?

Tired of watching the same old Tim Curry movies this spooky season? Our resident Tim Curry expert, Nicole, has made a li...
15/10/2025

Tired of watching the same old Tim Curry movies this spooky season? Our resident Tim Curry expert, Nicole, has made a list of other movies featuring our favorite dulcet-toned villain to watch right now, and all year long.

Alternative Tim Curry movies to watch during spooky season and all year long.

D’ya like Halloween? (Of course you do, you’re reading Dirge.) D’ya like wrestling? (Probably; see above.) Even if you d...
08/10/2025

D’ya like Halloween? (Of course you do, you’re reading Dirge.) D’ya like wrestling? (Probably; see above.) Even if you don’t like wrestling, we think you’ll like this article about the ill-fated attempts to bring Halloween and wrestling together, and we aren’t talking about The Undertaker. Reminisce about the good ol’ days of Halloween Havocs with us now.

KICK or treat? Halloween FIGHT? Is any of this anything?

Clowns are polarizing figures in society. People often have a hardcore love or a hardcore hate for the face-painted figu...
03/10/2025

Clowns are polarizing figures in society. People often have a hardcore love or a hardcore hate for the face-painted figures we see represented in all manner of movies, TV shows, books, music, art ... the list goes on. But why? Why do clowns inspire such fear and/or lust? Well, that depends on who you ask. One thing is for sure, though: Humans have craved the clussy for generations. Read this incredibly in-depth, well-researched piece by Valentina Daae to get a honkin' scoopful of info on why s*xy clowns continue to captivate us.

The Clussy is mysterious, the Jester eternal. What makes us yearn so for the Harlequin? Val investigates for Dirge.

It’s officially October and we could not be more excited!!! To kick off an amazing month full of spooky scary skeletons,...
01/10/2025

It’s officially October and we could not be more excited!!! To kick off an amazing month full of spooky scary skeletons, clowns, and vampires, check out what our editorial staff is currently reading with this month’s edition of Staff Stacks!

If you're in need of some excellent book recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.

Our Editor in Chief has never watched "The Bear" but that hasn't stopped him from writing up what he thinks happens on t...
26/09/2025

Our Editor in Chief has never watched "The Bear" but that hasn't stopped him from writing up what he thinks happens on the show. (We haven't seen it either, but we're pretty sure he's spot on.) Enjoy the first installment of our new series, Never Have I Ever.

I have never seen 'The Bear' on Hulu. Let me tell you about it.

Everything you think you know about mummies is (probably) because of Boris Karloff. Unless you're an Egyptologist. In wh...
24/09/2025

Everything you think you know about mummies is (probably) because of Boris Karloff. Unless you're an Egyptologist. In which case, please email us immediately as we have many, many questions for you. Everyone else: Enjoy this deep dive into mummy and old Hollywood lore.

Before Boris Karloff donned the linens in 1932, ancient Egyptian corpses simply stayed dead.

Godzilla has battled his fair share of fellow monsters in the day, but has he ever danced with the devil in the pale moo...
12/09/2025

Godzilla has battled his fair share of fellow monsters in the day, but has he ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? The answer might surprise you.

For years, it was common knowledge in the Godzilla fandom that the big guy once nearly came to blows with the devil himself in a monstrous blockbuster.

This one’s pretty self-explanatory, but in case your nervous system is also decimated by *gestures broadly* here’s a rou...
10/09/2025

This one’s pretty self-explanatory, but in case your nervous system is also decimated by *gestures broadly* here’s a roundup of slimes that might provide five minutes of sensory stimulation and, dare we say, fun?

Feel like you're being hunted for sport? Turn off the news and turn on your hands for this roundup of sensory slimes that look as good as they feel.

Watching other people play Dungeons & Dragons on shows like Critical Role and Dimension 20 has become the cultural norm ...
05/09/2025

Watching other people play Dungeons & Dragons on shows like Critical Role and Dimension 20 has become the cultural norm for fans of tabletop roleplaying games.

It is often a gateway for new players to see how the game is played before getting their feet wet with a new gaming group.

But many of us are old enough to have lived through the Satanic Panic, the normalized bullying, the marginalization that came with enjoying a game that you had to play in the garage with your friends.

Live play is inarguably a good thing for the growth and normalization of the hobby, and the joy of bringing stories to life in a small group.

Feelings can become complicated, however, when you watch other people enjoy a meteoric rise to fame for doing the exact same thing you wanted to do but got your ass kicked up and down instead.

It would be easy to fester in bitter resentment and hate anyone who got to live your dreams right in front of you. It would be easy to pick nits and find faults, and sour grape your way through never getting to enjoy this fun, funny, wonderful thing that everyone else is. This happens to a lot of gamers as they age and fail to grow.

They get left behind.

But what if at least one of the stars in this constellation were so good, so wholesome, that you had no choice but to heal?

When you grow up hated for your hobbies, it's weird to wake up one day to find them celebrated and richly rewarded. Are they in good hands?

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