The Hardcore Retro God

27/10/2025

[4th UPLOAD ATTEMPT SINCE MANY YEARS AGO]

Based on Steven Spielberg's primetime TV series, Tiny Toon Adventures by Konami has you in control of Buster Bunny (voiced by Charlie Adler) as he and his BFFs (Plucky / Dizzy / Furrball) coast through Acme Acres in order to outsmart Montana Max (voiced by Danny Cooksey) & rescue Babs (voiced by Tress MacNeille).

23/10/2025

The review is also available on Patreon (at 10:30 am TODAY), as well as YouTube and BitChute (despite the latter having A STRICT VIDEO FILE SIZE LIMIT)!

More to come after this: TIny Toon Adventures & Animaniacs (Various Consoles) / Rush 'n Attack (NES) / ESWAT - City Under Siege (Genesis) / Orphen - Scion of Sorcery (PS2), plus the 100th Wild Card Special!

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18/10/2025

Imagine a day out on the bridge with one of your all-time crushes...

ULALA (Space Channel 5) is the property of Sega / United Game Artists (RIP).

16/10/2025

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03/10/2025

CASTING CALL* for the upcoming review of all the TINY TOON ADVENTURES & ANIMANIACS games ( #96, AFTER Space Channel 5)!

25/09/2025

In case anyone hasn't seen the Patreon drop for VIEWPOINT ( #94), here it is! SPACE CHANNEL 5 ( #95), NEXT!

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22/09/2025

Originally my plan was to release this already-completed review (plus my next review thereafter of another title best not mentioned) 2 or 3 months ago, but due to scheduling conflicts & life getting in the way, everything has long since FALLEN BY THE DAMN WAYSIDE YET AGAIN - THE LIKES OF WHICH I SOLEMNLY REGRET, EVEN NOW.

Despite this, I'm back with my latest review on an obscure isometric shmup in the style of Sega's Zaxxon with a twist of Irem's R-Type - VIEWPOINT by Sammy! For more details, please refer to my precaptured samples via either the links in the comments area or any of the provided hashtags.

10/09/2025

Aside from my 94th, 95th & 96th Reviews still being trapped in "Production Hell", here are some ideas that I've been dwelling on in terms of further expanding the project:

Design an HCRG Video Game - If HCRG were to create a video game, what would it be about?

Produce / Direct an HCRG Movie - If HCRG were to star in, produce, direct and/or write a movie, what would it be about?

The Future of HCRG - What would you like to see in future episodes of HCRG? New game reviews, special guests, livestreams, or something else? (Considering merch and events require serious finances, that is...)

What are some of the funniest, tense and/or mind-blowing moments from the show? Share your favorite lines and/or moments!