Street Gurus TV

04/08/2025

😋😋 I attended my friend’s grandmother’s burial yesterday, but according to their tradition, during every burial, an old man must come out and announce who will be the next to die 😭😭

So this old man came out and said, “The first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die.” 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Since yesterday morning till now, my people, we’re still at the burial site. 😥 Even a 98-year-old man is still here, asking me if my parents won’t be worried about me at home 😂

29/07/2025

29/07/2025

I was in a wedding and this woman opposite looked at me and said “every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..”
I asked in excitement “are you single?”
She replied ‘NO’ I’m a Dentist 💔🤣

29/07/2025

I visited my Chinese friend in hospital and as we were chilling he started saying "Chi yu Yan" repeatedly until he died.. I went straight to China to ask for the meaning of the word only to find out it meant "you're stepping on the oxygen pipe" 💔😭😂

29/07/2025

I remember when my dad once gave me money to pay the electricity bill.
Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.

But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the house door, parked outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried; especially me, because the car was from the electricity company and they were there to cut off the electricity, so my dad beat the crap out of me again".

22/07/2025

If you can guess the animal i will not go to work tomorrow 😊

15/07/2025

I got over 1,000 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

27/06/2025

Meaning while 🤣

26/06/2025

🤣😂

17/06/2025

The lawyer who helped to handle my divorce case has married my wife 🤔

17/06/2025

Android vs iPhone the difference is clear

30/04/2025

My ex-girlfriend mother when she was pregnant 🫄