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18/11/2025

Ndanenzani bazali bam
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(Benzoqalisa imbiza zangokuhlwa ngoku kwazele lomfazi afike atye klk nguye u madam)
Lwethu:iza ndik ncedise mntase,yhaz iyandidika lento yenzwa ngu Makazi kuwe,wes ba akayenzi kakhulu xa ekhona utatakho
Mna:hay man mntase sumhoya myeke abenjeya
Lwethu:masidlule nyani apho,so u Lwazi?
Mna:utheni?
Lwethu:uyakuthanda,uzomvuma?
Mna:mdala njer sana
Lwethu:haybo akakuxelelanga ne age mfondini
(Khandimhoye kemna,like klk mna ndingulo ungazange wajola ngk xandizoqala ngomntu omdala kum,haysana,siye sagqiba upheka saphaka satya besizophinda siziphakele ebusuku,ndiye ndacela u Lwethu and logise ebene phone ke, ndiye nda log.a wabe u Lwazi endi sendele I friend request ndiye ndam accept ke sabe sesincokola sisazana kakuhle)
"Ulala njani omnye umntana engalelanga Lwam?sundiphambanisa ngoba uyandazi xasele ndiphambana yayaz ndine nkekqe"
(Vele ndayiqonda ngulo mfazi ungandifuniyo lowo ungxolayo ndixelele u Lwazi ba ndi busy ngk then ndafaka I phone phantsi komqamelo then ndayya kwela cala)
Man:molo ma
(Unditsho ngeyona mpama)
Mama:nyolo nyanya ntoni kuphi ukutya kwam gqiba undikhulule ezizihlangu,funeka ndithi ndivela emsebenzini ndivelo phangelela wena ndidiniwe ngoba iyafana ngathi ndim qha ophangelayo ngoba utatakho wayeka nofaka imali okanye abuye
(Ebenyanisile ke utata ebengasayifaki imali ngoba ebedikwe yilento yenzwa ngumama,ndenze yonke lanto ebeyithetha,ndahlamba izitya ndayolala no Lwethu)
(Beku Monday ke today sise sikolweni sikwi assembly sizo xelelwa ngo titshala omtsha we physics)
Nqununu:lona ke ngu Titshala omtsha ozaku fundisa I Physics kwa 12A ozoba nguye ne class teacher ka 12à kuba bekusando mnka owabo igama lakhe ker ngu Luthando Zamani ,ningakhululeka niye emagumbini enu
(Sihambile kee nyani ke ebeyi class teacher yethu ke u Luthando Zamani nangona ebebonakala emncinci njee sifundile kungekho ngxaki sabe siyabuya,sibuye ekhona utata phof akaxelelanga mntu kuba uyabuya)ndiye ndam accept ke sabe sesincokola sisazana kakuhle)
"Ulala njani omnye umntana engalelanga Lwam?sundiphambanisa ngoba uyandazi xasele ndiphambana yayaz ndine nkekqe"
(Vele ndayiqonda ngulo mfazi ungandifuniyo lowo ungxolayo ndixelele u Lwazi ba ndi busy ngk then ndafaka I phone phantsi komqamelo then ndayya kwela cala)
Man:molo ma
(Unditsho ngeyona mpama)
Mama:nyolo nyanya ntoni kuphi ukutya kwam gqiba undikhulule ezizihlangu,funeka ndithi ndivela emsebenzini ndivelo phangelela wena ndidiniwe ngoba iyafana ngathi ndim qha ophangelayo ngoba utatakho wayeka nofaka imali okanye abuye
(Ebenyanisile ke utata ebengasayifaki imali ngoba ebedikwe yilento yenzwa ngumama,ndenze yonke lanto ebeyithetha,ndahlamba izitya ndayolala no Lwethu)
(Beku Monday ke today sise sikolweni sikwi assembly sizo xelelwa ngo titshala omtsha we physics)
Nqununu:lona ke ngu Titshala omtsha ozaku fundisa I Physics kwa 12A ozoba nguye ne class teacher ka 12à kuba bekusando mnka owabo igama lakhe ker ngu Luthando Zamani ,ningakhululeka niye emagumbini enu
(Sihambile kee nyani ke ebeyi class teacher yethu ke u Luthando Zamani nangona ebebonakala emncinci njee sifundile kungekho ngxaki sabe siyabuya,sibuye ekhona utata phof akaxelelanga mntu kuba uyabuya)

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16/11/2025

Ndanenzani bazali bam
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(Bekungomgqibelo namhlanje singayanga sikolweni kodwa yena u mama ebezovuka aphengele)
Mama:hay uyandilinga ungandixeleli ba usalele kutyiwa nini kant klendlu wena xa ulele
Mna:ndiyavuka ngoku mama
Lwethu:mandisele ndivuka nawe mntase
Mama:hay Lwethu mntanam akho sidingo makuvuke lo
(Ndiye ndavuka kemna ndabeka isidudu then ndabekela umama amanzi ohlamba besipheka phandle ke apha ekhaya umbane besimsebenzisela u layta nobukela i tv qha,aye ashushu amanzi akhe ndayomnika ekamereni yakhe)
Lwethu:mandibe ndihlamba ezizitya mntase ngk asahlambayo u Makazi
Me: enkosi mntase
(Ndiqhubeke nesidudu wabe u Lwethu e busy ngezitya,uzigqibe engeka gqibi umama,nam ndiye ndaphaka kwatyiwa isidudu then umama wamnka waya emsebenzini wabe esiyaleze ukuba siye e Town siyocholachola ukutya okushotayo)
Lwethu;masihlambe simnke noko ku cocekile apha endlini
(Siye sahlamba ke sanxiba kakuhle bendinazo ke impahla ezintle ebendiziphiwa nguye zibe zintsha,besibahle ke no Mzala wam sahamba saya endleleni sayo hike.a imoto eya e town sabe sesifika senza into esiyizele apha then saqonda masiyotya noba kukwa KFC)
Mna:masithenge o street wise ababini ne drink
Lwethu:ok mandiyo order ke
Mna:cela uhambe nale trolley ndisafuna uqala e toilet
Lwethu:ok
(Ndiye ndaya e toilet ndingxamile benditshiswa ngumchamo ndigilene nomnye ubhuti wabe ephuma mna ndingena caba ndimgile kwawa I caps yakhe,ndijike ndayi chola ndaxolisa)
Mna:celu xolo bhuti ndingxamile torho
Him:ndiyak xolela, cela undishiye ne gama ne number plz
(Ndimshiye apho kemna cz nditshiswa ngumchamo apha,ndiye ndachama then ndaphuma, haybo?ndifike esandilindile lobhuti, yena ke umhlophe mde but not kakhulu mhle yena ubonakala epha kwi late 20s )
Him:noko noba awusa ngxamanga ngk
Mna:uye wandilinda?
Him:xa uyifuna into uye wenza ngako konke,igama ngu Lwazi wena?
Mna: ndisa ngxamile bhuti but ndingu Lwam mna
Lwazi:oku kwe number ke ndiku khulule
Mna:oww hayke ana phone bhuti wam
Lwazi: hay umhle kanje ungabina phone
Mna:ndi crc but ke ndingak nika I Facebook name.
(Ndiye ndamnka ke wabe encume sana,ndifike u Lwethu seke hleli phantsi esitya)
Lwethu: inoba uchama amatye klk
Mna:awuno believe ba ndingakuxelela,nzokxelela apha endleleni.
(Siye sahamba ke ndabe ndimxelela apha endleleni lento ka Lwazi,side sayofika endlini)

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10/11/2025

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02/11/2025

Ndanenzani bazali bam
Intro

Igama lam ngu Lwam Kunene ndineminyaka eyi 17 ,ndizalwa ngu Zukile kunene kunye no Alizwa Kunene batshatile abazali bam ndizalwa ndindodwa ekhaya sihlala sibathathu kunye nomzala wam ongu Lwethu yintanga yam umamakhe ongu makazi wam wasweleka wakhuliswa ngabazali bam utata yena umane ebuya,uphangela e Kapa, ekhaya andinothi ndiphethwe kakuhle tuu oko kwafika u Lwethu impatho endiyifumanayo ebazalini bam ayisafani,kubii!!umama umane esithi andinozimatanisa no Lwethu mandibe I velo ngoba yena akanabazali besele ndingathengelwa ne mpahla ndifane ndithathe kwezi zika Lwethu zindala, kodwa ke besingaxabaniswa yilonto nomzala wam,yena ngumntana olungileyo shame,ebefane andiphe impahla kwa kwezi zakhe zintsha angandiphi ezindala qha)

(Kuba sowulapha ke khawusose uhlala,uhambe nam ndikubalisele ngobom endibuphilayo)

01/11/2025

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14/10/2025

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09/10/2025

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09/10/2025

Ndonele bubomi
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(After 2 months)

(Yonkinto ibi normal ngoku o Luhle bayenza into ekwakufuneka beyenzile but ke ngoku benza worse babulala ne family zabo kodwa bendibulela uba kanti sise safe okwalomzuzu,kwi cala lika Asenathi beku right wethu u girl ebena 4 months noko besivela isisu sakhe ndazincama ndaya ngokwam kulo Nele sathetha no mamakhe mzali to mzali ndiyayazi akululanga ukumithelwa ngumntana omncinci bethuna 16 yrs but man ke ndamxolisela,then ke ngk o Likhanye andiyazi ba bebezohlawula nini kla mzi but umntana ebebuyele kowabo beku right man no mama wade waxola ba umyeni wakhe soze abuye, namhlanje bendiyotya I lunch no Lakhanya no Owam e town sizincokolela indaba nje zethu sizophazanyiswa ngu tata osemdalana noko wabe ethetha no Lakhanya)
Lakhanya:hay ftsek ftsek usekhona kanti ngondicinga wafa kudala undifunani ke ngoku mna
(Besijonge kuye mna no owam ngoba asimazi klk lo tata )
Lo tata:bawe unje?ndine mali zam sundibona ndinje kwa u yihlo ndimthumelise ngabantu wafa wanya soze ndithathelwe umfazi nje kanjalo ndiyamthanda umamakho
(Yimani ningandixeleli ukuba ngula tata lona like lowa u Taka Akhanya yho yima kengoku ngathi ndimve esithi unaso isandla ekufeni kuka tata kanti kwenzekani na apha,qonde mandi record ngoku athethayo so that ndizonika o Likhanye I evidence usekhona nalo tata yeses,uzincame wahamba la tata wabe enomsindo u Lakhanya)
Lakhanya: Wes ngu Taka Akhanya kelo,umvile ngathi unento ekufeni kuka tata sana
Me;ndive lonto ke nam hee I wonder kutheni enje kodwa uthi une mali zakhe?
Lakhanya:hay andimazi sana sendidikwe nodikwa masambeni apha noba siyobamba 2 e pub sana yi weekend today futhi yhini sana
Owam:uthi une mali zakhe?(Ehleka)
Me:umvile njer
Lakhanya:hazba ziphi ezo mali,ktheni enje ke ngk
(Umntu uye wabuyela kwakhe)
(After 2 months ibiyilemini kuhlawulwa ngayo ,bebesele bemnkile ukuyo hlawula bendisheke nalo ungu Asenathi aphe ndlini)
Me: Asenathi umtshate umntana bantu
Asenathi:(esothuka)haybo mama sifike njn apho
Me: sendisitsho klk ungamithisi umntanabantu gqiba uphinde umshiye
Asenathi: soze mama suwara nzomshata,but what if nguye oshiye mna?
Me;better klk,futhi uzobe engayazi into ayifunayo ngaphandle koba nguwe umphethe kakubi
Asenathi:mmh ndiyakuva ke oledy
Me:ke ngoku next year wenzani
Asenathi;njn ngoku mama?
Me;yaphangela or yafunda?
Asenathi;ndizofunda noko moss iyangena imali ka NSFAS then mane ndifumana I piece job
Me:hay noko ucinga right nam benzoku cebisa lonto
Asenathi:eyy abade babuye o tata ngoku
Me:awungxame yintoni na,khoze sibe sipheka bafike kuphekiwe noko apha
(Siye sancedisana ke sapheka bangena xathi Kant nathi sigqiba upheka but bebehluthi betyile klamzi but baye baphinda batya nalapha bendingasoze ndipheke nje mna sana)

08/10/2025

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Nandipha Mtantato, Nikitha ʚĭɞ, Siphosethu Maqhutyana, Achumile Chusta, Baphuncumo Livumile Maxamba, Achu Mile, Ase Ase, Zimasa Ncindelo, Queen Faku, Itss Soyi Ko, Siyolise Gwadiso, LadyTee ʚĭɞ, Ngesi Hanxa, Allive V Gabelana, Mam Ndla Ne, EN Tle, Vuvu Mtana, Sphuxolo Poswa MaMtungwa, Nontsikelelo Luzipho, Mâsâñîêy Rësmáñ, Bucie MaSphe Ntloyiya, Noluvo Vovo Dayimani, Ntombizonke Nompehle, Yænelar Yarsh Nohabuza, Nkadime Gwaca Khetshe, Melloh Melloh, Zandie Zee, Olwemihla Manyawuza, Mphankomo Qengeba Mthwakazi, Sii Pho Ku Hlee, Olona Mangala, Asiisiipho B Mtengenya, Siyamanga Lapi, Sese Lomso Fikiso, Anothando Pati, Yogie Phakade, Liqhame Loliwe, Ezesihlle G Butshulla, Nangamso Magwaxaza Ndunge, Amanda MakaOlo Notana, Nankulah Penny Djludz, Maphathi Gyt, Nosiphelo Pheloza, Zeezour Zee Dadamase, Mahler D. Caphu, Nomzamo Siyata, Zohlekar Zuleikar Ziqengqa, Milisa Milly, Nandie Mngcanyana, Ayo LI SE

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08/10/2025

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08/10/2025

Ndonele bubomi
Liyaqhubeka

(Baye babuya o Luhle after 2 hours)
Luhle:uphi u Asenathi?
Me: andimaz
Likhanye:akakho e roomini yakhe kanti
Siya;cacile ibinguye lowa besimbona pha
Luhle: yhazi simbone phi?simbone pha ngase AutoZone opposite nakule warehouse yabo akayitshayi intsangu uhamba nomntana oyi ntombi hay man ngu Asenathi nyani lowa?akasoze kodwa enyinto khandimjonge kakuhle man
Me:nguye uqobo lwakhe (ndiye ndabalisa yonkinto eyenzekileyo)
Luhle:mxm ndiyatsho man ekuseni la moto incinci ipake apha phambili kwale yakho inkulu but bendicinga nguwe khandiyicingele le layti
Likhanye:masiyoyilanda le layti
Me:hay ayephi angazi apha kodwa
Luhle:babe ndiyamxolisela andithi i right lento ayenzileyo but sisando ngcwaba asifuni uphinda singcwabe again somlungisa lentwana
(Baye baphinda baphuma ke ndingayazi noba bamlandelani umntu osileyo,baye bangena after I hour bembambile phof u girl akakahambi uselapha)
Likhanye;akaqhunywe unyana (ehleka)
Me:caba intle lento yenzwa ngulo mntana njenge uhleka nje?
Likhanye:sorry, Luhle uqhunyiwe le laity ithetha pha napha masibuze apha ku girl, girl kwenzekani ungubani waphi
Lisa:ndingu Lisanele Ngwevu ndihlala e Gugulethu ndijola no Asenathi
Luhle:akukude e Gugulethu uzofika njani apha
Nele:(nzombiza Nele ke guy's)ndiye ndagxothwa ekhaya kuba ba found out kuba ndi mithi ndaxelela u Ase ba ndigxothiwe wathi bana uzozama uthetha nabazali bakhe but wathi akanaso isibindi sothetha nani ngalento so uzatshaya intsangu so that abenesibindi sothetha nani
Luhle:ni Sure niyathandana?
Nele:ewe taka Ase
Likhanye:if benithandana benizocebisana kakuhle,ngenicebisene ngo cwangcisa I condom iyasebenziswa,theni ungamnqandi utata womntanakho xa etshaya, uyatshaya wena?
Nele:ha a anditshayi
Siya:qhunywe iyaphela le layti,ebeqala na uyi tshaya?
Nele:ewe ebeqala utshaye eziyi 3
(Kukhale nge mpama ndingayazi noba isuke ngaphi kodwa ibingena ku Asenathi ndithe ndoqaphela isuka ku Luhle wabe ebomvu kanjani u Luhle ngu msindo)
Luhle:uske wathini na njayam,sivumelene kanje ngoku?theni undiqhuba kanje joo zintoni uzenzayo (utsho emphinda ngeyesibini)
Siya:mpheze mfethu
Luhle:xa use wenze kanje mfethu,uyayazi umalume wakho u Ovayo unobantwana oyikwekwe or ufuna enze lento naye I know awuyenzelanga phambi kwakhe but ungumzekeleo onjani phof kwa kwaba bakowenu ungumzekeleo onjani
(Ibithule ingqwela imane incuma qha xaku thethwa phof ucimele akavanga nezo mpama uthwani umntu onje bethuna)
Me:so kengoku girl uzothini ke ngk cz uyambona nalomntu wakho u useless nizoba ngabazali abanjani ke shame?
Lakhanya:bukhe waya uyohlukuhla?phof u mazala wakho ngu tazala ngo Docter abakhulu
Me:bangenaphi o doctor apha hay bazozibona andingeni ndawo,so niyazi njani ba una 2 months?
Nele:sithenge la pt ichazayo
Me:hayi ezanto sana,ningaphinda niphume kwam ker
Likhanye:hay lisa khobaxolele
Me:uxolelwa njani umntu ongaxolisanga
Nele:ndiyaxolisa mama ndixolisa kakhulu naye ndiyamxolisela cela usixolele torho
Me:makazi xolisele u Asenathi bethuna
Luhle:(embokra)xolisa fondini
Asenathi: ndiyaxolisa mama ndixolisa nakuwe makazi kuye wonku umntu olapha ndiyaxolisa kuye
Me:hay uyandidika shame,ningalala nje jusy namhlanje ngomso aye kowabo lomntana ayondawo yohlalisana le ayo jentesi le
Likhanye:kuthwa ugxothiwe nje
Me:andizingeni ndiyo lala mna ngk ,wele lam niyalala nomyeni wakho or niyahamba
Siya:hay noko sizohamba kwa ngoku
Me: goodnight ke guys,tshini ndanyelwa kwam ngoku
Luhle:ushwabulelani kengoku?
(Khandimhoye kelo ndiye ndanxiba u pijamas zam wes bekupha ngo 7 bekungekho sebusuku but ndiye ndalala caba ndine stress sana oww

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