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MCP ikatenga boma pa 16 pano dzithu zikwela kwambiri but don't think kutiZithu zikukwela kumalawi konkhayi ndi Pali pose...
09/09/2025

MCP ikatenga boma pa 16 pano dzithu zikwela kwambiri but don't think kuti
Zithu zikukwela kumalawi konkhayi ndi Pali pose trust chakwela at your own risk
ADAD akatenga boma pa 16 pano mukomzekele ma demo in 2 years zizasitha ndithu km sangapange fix chilichose linafika dziko paja ndi beyond repair srs

Panopa ndakwela okudya zake alibe milandu angotimaliza bas 🤣

Sidenote kwasala masiku 7 kayiphulen or mukayiteleke kovotako kavoteni mwa mzelu 5 years ndiyambili

Malangizo tinapeleka kale
09/09/2025

Malangizo tinapeleka kale

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE!!1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How a...
09/09/2025

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE!!

1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.

2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you !

3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.

4. Don't put yourself under pressure my love, I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.

5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9am, 12noon and 3pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.
6. Hello dear, are you back from work. How was your day. .. Hope it was not stressful?
7. Good evening dear, i just wanted to call to find out how your weekend is going.

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS A LIABILITY…

1. Morning babe, send me some airtime,
please bae.

2. Hello sweetheart, I am coming over for some
pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one please. Love you so much.

3. Hey handsome, buy me data please. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and Brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving you lots.

4. My friends are doing their birthdays this weekend at Life power at two lane this Friday, We must attend all. Cancel all your appointments.

5. Baby, I don't feel like talking , can we chat please....

A reasonable guy will marry a lady that is an asset to him and not a liability. Guys are not stupid.

NOTE:
So, if you are wondering why guys are dumping you, please check yourself, You might be the reasons for your own misfortune.

No hard feelings…..

THE 31 SACRED BRO CODES:1. Don't r**e.2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.3. Two naked men are not suppose...
09/09/2025

THE 31 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

ati amenewuja amadalira amunake aaaaah zaugalu imbani video cell muone Ngati kuli amunanga kuno 🤣🤣🤣
08/09/2025

ati amenewuja amadalira amunake aaaaah zaugalu imbani video cell muone Ngati kuli amunanga kuno 🤣🤣🤣

Good nightIf you hate me just block me or else I'm gonna still keep on annoying you as hell 😎
08/09/2025

Good night

If you hate me just block me or else I'm gonna still keep on annoying you as hell 😎

🎉 Facebook recognized me as a top rising creator this week!
08/09/2025

🎉 Facebook recognized me as a top rising creator this week!

08/09/2025

Congratulations to myself 🙌 God thank you

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08/09/2025

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Ndikanena kuti MCP  2025 Boma kumamvaNnakuwuzani kuti mukavotela 2020 ija chakwela sine Musamatukwane ine muzitukwane no...
08/09/2025

Ndikanena kuti MCP 2025 Boma kumamva

Nnakuwuzani kuti mukavotela 2020 ija chakwela sine
Musamatukwane ine muzitukwane nokha
Nde kuli big man wa akumangofusa kuti mwakhawula 😂 mwanva kupweka anthu mkuzati eya 🤣 chisakho mchanu MCP 2025 boma 😜

Ndikanena kuti MCP  2025 Boma kumamvaNnakuwuzani kuti mukavotela 2020 ija chakwela sine Musamatukwane ine muzitukwane no...
08/09/2025

Ndikanena kuti MCP 2025 Boma kumamva

Nnakuwuzani kuti mukavotela 2020 ija chakwela sine
Musamatukwane ine muzitukwane nokha
Nde kuli big man wa akumangofusa kuti mwakhawula 😂 mwanva kupweka anthu mkuzati eya 🤣 chisakho mchanu MCP boma 😜

Ine phee
08/09/2025

Ine phee

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