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kes and parodies, for people who wanna 'stressout' and all that just wants to stop by! IMPORTANT: All quotes, sayings, stories, names, characters, and incidents portrayed here are fictitious. The only real thing is the owner and admin! No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No animals or humans were harmed in the production, drawing, writing, or posting of these funny quotes and hilarious sayings! (stomach hurts a bit after laughing so much, but that doesn't count!).

07/07/2025

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Taking your Ex back?!  no way
07/07/2025

Taking your Ex back?! no way

Taking your ex back...?! 😲🤔

07/07/2025

Whats love?
1) Love is like a rubber band. Both pull on it, one lets go, and it hurts the one who held on.
2) Love is like a pair of socks. You gotta have two, and they've gotta match.
3) Love is sharing your popcorn, even when you secretly wanted to eat the whole bag by yourself.
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24/06/2025

Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!

24/06/2025

FAMILY and CLOTHES - In my family, we have a tradition of passing down clothes... and we call it "laundry" 🤣

Marriage is like a public toilet... 😲
20/06/2025

Marriage is like a public toilet... 😲

In your relationship, who wears the pants? In mine, we prefer when neither of us are wearing pants... 😳
16/06/2025

In your relationship, who wears the pants? In mine, we prefer when neither of us are wearing pants... 😳

What you learn after you get married...
16/06/2025

What you learn after you get married...

15/06/2025

LIFE QUOTE - Life is like looking for your phone... most of the time it's in your hand!

Opinion about my life humour quoteWhoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, please raise your hand. Ok… now put it over your...
15/06/2025

Opinion about my life humour quote
Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, please raise your hand. Ok… now put it over your mouth!

Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, please raise your hand. Ok... [...]

Couple Bedtime Talk Humor Video!  Very funny video of couple talking when they go to bed. She has in mind what her husba...
15/06/2025

Couple Bedtime Talk Humor Video!
Very funny video of couple talking when they go to bed. She has in mind what her husband said when she was cleaning the house. Must watch, it's hlarious!

Couple Bedtime Talk Humor Video Very funny video of couple talking when [...]

Satire about The Pony Express! Watch this hillarious humor video about the comparison of when Pony Express was created a...
15/06/2025

Satire about The Pony Express!
Watch this hillarious humor video about the comparison of when Pony Express was created and now a days.

The Pony Express Humor Satire about The Pony Express! Watch this hillarious [...]

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