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kes and parodies, for people who wanna 'stressout' and all that just wants to stop by! IMPORTANT: All quotes, sayings, stories, names, characters, and incidents portrayed here are fictitious. The only real thing is the owner and admin! No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No animals or humans were harmed in the production, drawing, writing, or posting of these funny quotes and hilarious sayings! (stomach hurts a bit after laughing so much, but that doesn't count!).

Woman`s mood and her hands! 😳 How to tell if a woman is angry just by her hands...
17/09/2025

Woman`s mood and her hands! 😳 How to tell if a woman is angry just by her hands...

I carry a gun... why? because carrying a police officer would be too heavy!
17/09/2025

I carry a gun... why? because carrying a police officer would be too heavy!

Do you drink? Next time you`re going to drink, think about this... 🤔
04/09/2025

Do you drink? Next time you`re going to drink, think about this... 🤔

Do you hang out with chickens?
04/09/2025

Do you hang out with chickens?

30/08/2025

I have a question: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Dear Egnslish Tecahers... 😂
29/08/2025

Dear Egnslish Tecahers... 😂

26/08/2025

I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!
So far, so good... 😳

26/08/2025

WIFE & WORDS: Beware when your wife says "I’m not mad at you"... because its the same as when your dentist says "You won’t feel a thing." 😳

22/08/2025

Can someone tell me WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Adam and Eve were very lucky! Why? Because they got away from baby teething stages! 🦷 😲
22/08/2025

Adam and Eve were very lucky! Why? Because they got away from baby teething stages! 🦷 😲

The SECRET of staying YOUNG is very EASY: just live honestly, eat slow, and the most important, lie about your age! 😲
22/08/2025

The SECRET of staying YOUNG is very EASY: just live honestly, eat slow, and the most important, lie about your age! 😲

15/08/2025

Does someone know what is the penalty for bigamy? Is it two mothers-in-law?! 😳🤣😂

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