11/08/2025
FOREVER YOURS.
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EZILE.
***Sengilutholile lonke ulwazi engilidingayo ngalentombazane esanda kufika she's a jackpot ngoba usayintombi well anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi usayintombi. Kodwa ngoba usuka lena emakhaya kukancane angabi intombi yomhlanga meke nje wavuma ukuthi sisebenzisana. Ngingenza imali eningi ngifuna ukumenza aswele imali aze azofuna usizo kumina khona ngizomusebenzisa. Ngidinga usizo laSkhulu ukuze ngiyomthathela lemali anayo ngoba unayo vele ufikenayo yonkinto. Ngiyongena endlini kaSkhulu ngimfice uhlezi phansi udlala amakhadi nabanye abafana ngibeke isikhwama sami phezu kwetafula ngisondele ngakubona. Ngifike ngimhlikihle kancane amahlombe ngimuzwe evala amehlo kancane ngimamatheke ngedwa.***
Skhulu : Anisishiya nondlunkulu kancane sifuna ukuxoxa
***Basukume baphume ngiyoma phambi kwakhe ngikhumule ijazi engiligqokile ngisale nge lingerie ngizohlala phezu kwakhe ngibheke ngakuyena. Siqabulana kancane engibambe izinqa.***
Skhulu : Njengoba ukudla kufika emini kushukuthi kukhona into oyifunayo
Me : Kuncono ngoba uyangazi , kunentombazane efikile ngifuna ingisebenzele
Skhulu : manje lokho ungakwenza nje kungani uze kumina?
Me : intombazane yasemakhaya angeke ayizwe lento engiza nayo ngizodinga nimubambe inkunzi nabafana nimuphuce imali nayoyonkinto azoyidinga. Khona ngizongenelela bese ebuyela ngakumina singayenza imali
Skhulu : ufuna siyenze nini lento ?
Me : kusasa ntambama ningamthinti nithathe imali nezinto zasendlini kuphela ngimdinga ephelele khona ngizomuthengisa kubantu abanemali
Skhulu : Kuzwakele ngizokwazisa abafana
***Siqhubeke lapho ebesigcine khona umuntu uzoyenza imali ngalentombazane usizile indawo yokuhlala wayithola lana.***
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MELUSI.
***Impilo isizobuyela esimeni izinto zihambe ngendlela ejwayelekile uMr Brown njengamanje ulana e office and sisebenza sobabili vese. Njengamanje sibheka yonkinto ngimuchazela konke ukuthi sagcinaphi kushintshweni kwenzakalani and usazohamba eyobheka amanye ama business akhe. Njengamanje sihleli in his office ebelisanda kuqoqwa umile yena nesudi akazwani nokusebenza ehleliphansi.***
Me : njengoba usubuyile unama meetings okumele uyekuwo within two hours
Sbusiso : ngizothi ngiqede lana ngizodinga izinqa straight ngoba this s***t is draining
Me : namanje usazifela ngezibunu
***Sihleke sobabili.***
Sbusiso : uyazi nje nawe ziyinxenye yempilo yami into esengiyithandazela nje ukuthi uKwenzo angafunzi mina ngokuthanda lento engayekeki
Me : Ukhamba lufunza imbiza , kodwa khululeka ngizokuzamela umuntu ozokunyakazisa igazi within two days
Sbusiso : utwo days ? Okushukuthi ufuna ngife nje
Me : hawu ngeke uzobakahle uzobunaka ama business akho
Sbusiso : wamasimba wena
Me : uzoyithola khululeka ungatatazeli
Sbusiso : Yazini asivesane siyiyeke lenxoxo ngoba uzongiphathisa ngenzululwane, basakhona abafana
Me : Balinde wena nje ukuthi uzobabheke ubatshele ngomsebenzi
Sbusiso : Soyakhona lingakapheli leliviki
Me : okushukuthi umuntu akacwebezelise inganono ayilayishe
***He nods esho esibuka isibhamu sakhe njengoba esibambe ngesandla esisodwa esinye sisephaketheni things are about to get warmer than before.***
Me : Lesisbhamu sakho segolide ngacishe ngasidayisa ngixakekile
Sbusiso : wawuzosilanda usukhala wawungadayisi ngani esakho?
Me : Ngangizozidayisa zombili
Sbusiso : bengizokuhlinza
***Ngihleke kancane asuku ayoma ngase glassini abuke ngaphandle ngiqhubeke nomsebenzi wami into engijabulisayo ukuthi umuntu usebuyelile ekwenzeni imali. MELUSI MNGONYAMA.***
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MENZI.
***Ngisemsebenzini njengamanje ngimatasa ngamaphepha abalulekile isikhathi sokuphumula angisitholi kahle. Ikona okuncono ngoba angizimisele ngokuthi ngibuyele endlini uZama elokhu eyongibangela isidina ngokumane ebalisa ngoSbusiso noKwenzo. Sesiphila ngabo ngisho siselawini ibona uSbusiso indodendala uyakwazi ukuzithathela izinqumo njengoba enendaba naye ngalendlela yena akamfuni nalana ahambe ngakhona. Minake anginaso nje isikhathi sokuzixaka ngomuntu ongazixaki ngami nalentombazane ebilapha endlini isizile yasheshe yahamba ibizoletha esinye isiphithiphithi. Ngisahleli kanjalo ngisebenza kuvuleke umnyango kungene uDumisani.***
Me : kwenzenjani wena wangena usutheleka angathi kukwakho lana?
Dumisani : USbusiso
Me : Wenzeni uSbusiso?
Dumisani : Ubuyele emsebenzini, yazi baba my business was doing so good engekho manje usebuyile wazongiphuca my sponsor !!
Me : Uwathathe wonke yini nalawa avela phesheya?
Dumisani : All of them !!
Me : Kulungile phela kuzomele ukhulume naye akwephulele kancane
Dumisani : Loyamuntu unobunja mucabanga angakuvuma lokho unawo vese ama sponsor maningi kodwa uzongiphuca awami ! Ngobani ?
Me : Ngakukhuza kodwa ngokuthi uqale i business le whine ekubeni naye esenalo obvious abantu bazofuna ukweseka yena ngoba mudala kulendima
Dumisani : Ikhona into ayenzayo baba uSbusiso engekho emthethweni bese kusele kancane, kancane baba ukuthi ngiyithole bese ngiyamgudluza
Me : Usugudluze kwanele manje ngikhathele nami ukuqoqela wena okwakho nje ukuthi uziqoqe ngizokhuluma naye mina ngokwami
***Athule angangiphenduli.***
Me : Ungenzi into ewubuliwa Dumisani ngithe ngizokhuluma naye uSbusiso
Dumisani : Ngiyakuzwa Somahashi
***Ngivume kancane ngekhanda and remove my glasses ngithi ukuzihlikihle ubuso kancane.***
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NTANDO.
***Ikhanda lami liyazula njengamanje ngazuthi inhliziyo izoma iyeke ukushaya ngiyeke nokuphefumula uSbusiso ubuye kanjani? Ngoba bengithi ngeke esabuya usagowa wavesane wazovumbuka esthubeni manje sekumele ngihlehlise zonke izinhlelo zami. My business was operating so fu**in well kodwa ngeke kusenzeka ngoba usekhona I'm pacing up and down indawo yonke abafana bafihla istaff akumelanga asibone or else uzongibulala. Masebuyelile ema business.ini akhe okushukuthi na under ground uzobuya and I'll loss my chair. Angeke ngimvumele ukuthi akwenze lokho sengisebenze kanzima ukuthi ngifike lapho engikhona njengamanje.***
Melokuhle : Boss you have a visitor
Me : Ubani loyo uzofunani?
Melokuhle : Akafunanga ukuzisho but he's tall and brown skinned
***Ngizwe umsindo emadlebeni angathi umshini wase sbhedlela uyacima kodwa ngiziqinise ngivume kancane ngekhanda ngiphume ngiyezansi. Ngimfice uhlezi kusofa unyawo olulodwa ulibeke etafuleni uphethe lesbhamu sakhe ngesandla esisodwa neglass of vodka ishethi uliqaqile ezinye izinkinobho.***
Sbusiso : Bengingazi ukuthi uyabuphuza utshwala bami ntandokazi kababa
Me : Ufunani lana?
Sbusiso : Bengizitshela ukuthi uzokuthokozela ukubona umfowenu omdala kodwake namanje awokoshintshi , ngizokubona
Me : uzongibona ukuthi nginani ?
Sbusiso : Ukuthi umlilo wokubuya kwami owakakoku nqonqisi yini
Me : ukubuya kwakho akungenzi lutho
Sbusiso : mina ngibona angathi uyasha
Me : Ngikubuza okokugcina uzofunani emzini wami ?
Sbusiso : ngizokwazisa ukuthi ngibuyile kuzomele usuke eshlalweni sami ngokuthula ngaphandleke mekukuthi ufuna kubekhona impi ukuze uzogudluka. Usalekahle ntandokazi kababa
***Asukume ame angibuke okokugcina bese eyaphuma ehambe shayi khwela spinning his gun ngidedele umoya ebengingazi nokuthi ngiwubambile. NTANDO ZUNGU.***
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