The MAGIC CYCLE

27/08/2025

A guy in a hurry used the
ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'. He sat down and noticed four buttons -WW, WA,PP & APR.Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER,

He loved it so much!He then pressed WA& ablast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to
press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls.Your balls are in the jar over there!

Moral of the story.
Don't use buttons that you don't know 😂

27/08/2025

I was buying magwinya at the junction while waiting for my changes, I saw a woman walking with a child and the child walking faster than the woman and the woman shouted ...Degree!!! wait for me!. In fact I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiosity I walked closer to the woman and asked (MAMA why do you call this little child Degree the woman laughed and said to me "my dear I sent her Mother to University and this is what she brought home" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27/08/2025

Good morning

26/08/2025

Uqala noku vakasha suwenza umfana 🍆🍑WOT Yaz ungambulala umuntu wen🙄🥹💔🤦

21/08/2025

Woza Friday🍷

21/08/2025

Hang loose with me during this weekend🥰🥰

21/08/2025

Before drinking beer 🍻 eat chicken liver so that alcohol doesn't know which liver to attack

Try it and thank me later

20/08/2025

18/08/2025

Heart break again😢

17/08/2025

We are twins, so we need someone who can love both of us because I'd hate to see my sister get the short end of the stick while I'm over here living my best life. We don't mind to share🥒🍑🥒

17/08/2025

Only when you are ready me too am ready to give it to you 🍑🥒

17/08/2025

Good morning 🥰