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04/09/2025

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31/08/2025

* Doro ndasiya ,handichabati futi*πŸ€žπŸ™†
Last Friday night my best friend JOHN akanditora tikaenda ku Club,takadya zvakasiyana siyana,akazondimanikidza kunwa a brand new alcohol JEMAMBO/JAMESON...ndaida kumboramba ,sezvo ariiye aibhadhara ndakzonwa hangu...
Pandaka svika kumba ndakawana vana vangu vari muimba yekutandarira vachiona havo TV,ndikananga straight ku BEDROOM,ndakawana mukadzi wangu anemumwe murume bamubhedha, aito ita hake chipfambi....,she looked at me in shock and shouted πŸ—£οΈ"hey buda muno" and also the boyfriend shouted"πŸ—£οΈ"apinda sei muno,ndogara ndichikuudza kuti kiya madoor ."achiuddza,mkadzi. Wangu...
Ndakabuda panze ndikagara pasi,ndichichema ndichizvibvunza kuti "For how long mkadzi wangu achihura so.."uye achirara nezvikomba pamubhedha wedu.. 😭😭
Ndakadzokera kuClub kunozvinyaradza nerimwe bhotoro one...
Ndakadzoka zvakare this tym ma doors anga akiiwa ...ndakaramba ndichi noka and banging the door ,till mukadzi wangu nechikoma vavhura door ,ndakarova chikomba ne one punch ..zino one rikabva ...he punch me back very harder....
Ndakamuka makuseni,ndikaona aaaa inga ndiri muone room yandiri kuroja,handina mkadzi kana mwana ndichiri single,,,just wen everything was coming clear now,my next door roja seni came to my room,akatsamwa and said.."πŸ—£οΈTOMMIE landlord akatsamwa singaiti...wakauya wakadhakwa wakamubvisa zino,waiti mkadzi wake nevana ndevako...ndakakuudza kuti rega doro"..
Ndichinyora kudai ndiri mustreet ne property yangu ndikutsvaga one room kuMABVUKU....pliz help

*Deep down i wanna speak English everyday but the Friends l have*πŸ˜­πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ή
30/08/2025

*Deep down i wanna speak English everyday but the Friends l have*πŸ˜­πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ή

28/08/2025

I know hazvinei nemi but ndini ndoisa katsito keblack mumaputi

28/08/2025

*Hambokuposte kaaa because haucheneπŸ€“πŸ€“

Unenge wati regai ndiite move onπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸ™ŒπŸ» wobva warega kuenda ku period πŸ˜©πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ ndipo pauchaziva kuti sei national anthem is...
28/08/2025

Unenge wati regai ndiite move onπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸ™ŒπŸ» wobva warega kuenda ku period πŸ˜©πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ ndipo pauchaziva kuti sei national anthem isina video 🀣🀣🀣*

*Watove mai chimusanaπŸ˜‚πŸ₯ΊπŸ’”πŸ™ŒπŸ»*

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26/08/2025

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