16/06/2026
The pain of Love 1
(Sibona uRoshanni esohlika kwimoto kanokutsho, echula unyathelo ukuya kumagumbi entsebenzo, intombi intle icikiziwe afike agadlele ibag yakhe akhuphe isiqaba mlomo, awuqabe umlomo bomvu krwe)
Ambesiwe: Shanni hi, oh sanalwam ubuhle baziwa nguwe wedwa our own miss universe. Unjani?
Roshanni: Andayihleka chomam, I'm very well sweetie, sana your outfit hayi jonga lomfana unelaka va.
Ambesiwe: Rhaa! andifuni kwamfana mna. Speaking of abafana, Shanni ndiyayoyika lento yakho no Mr Jolofe. uZakes waziwa lilizwe lonke ngu mankazana and his been married to Onika for iminyaka ngoku. Darling you beautiful any man will die ukuba nawe, why him? Okanye mhlawumbi into leyakhe yeye golide?
Roshanni: Uyaqala kengoku, ndiyamthanda uZakes qwaba.
Ambesiwe: Love, okay? So n**i accounts za last week.
UQondile uxelela uTsepo ngendlela aziva ngayo ngo Roshanni.
Qondile: Exe madala.
Tsepo: Hola, fethu yintoni uskasile kangaka?
Qondile: Bro lately I'm very busy, otherwise zikhiphani?
Tsepo: Nothing much bro wam, uyayazi mos the last time we spoke besifuna ukwenza bisagetti.
Qondile: Yeah bro, yhe tata kukho lomntana usebenza kweza building ze MSE half Indian and half Xhosa nanku emhle.
Tsepo: Shanni? Bro yho mhle kakulu yhu! Ngu Roshanni Miller and andikho sure ikhona ibharu emhlabayo.
Qondile: Ndiyamfuna bro ingxaki wenza kahulu lamntana.
Tsepo: What about uCebsi? Ngoba mna bendicinga niqhuba something.
Qondile: She is rude and arrogant uyamazi nawe uCebisa bathanda ukuphatha emadodeni, mna ndifuna a lady just like lomntana uRoshanni.
Tsepo: Ndiyakuva ke tata, masingene kwa Rubs sifumane two and talk business cause nalomntana won't date a guy without a vision (bahleke, bayongena kwa Ruby).
AFTER WORK SHANNI NO AMBESIWE BAYA PARKING BAYANCOKOLA.
Roshanni: What a day, lonto ke ndidiniwe, and ndisezoqala eWollies for into yokutya nge supper.
Ambesiwe: Mna ndiya endlini straight and nale weather iyatshintsha ngoku, oh my ride is here. Chomi see you tomorrow (amange). I love you.
Roshanni: Love you too chomam, bye.
Zondimpi: My love.
Ambesiwe: Hello Zondi, unjani sithandwa sam?
Zondimpi: Bendingekho right but ngokubona wena I'm good.
Ambesiwe: Eshee! Hayi kawuqhube sihambe ungandixokiseli mna, babe hayibo bendikucele something kusasa uyanzile?
Zondimpi: Into efunwa nguwe Miss Duka andinongayenzi, uyayazi nawe lonto.
Ambesiwe: Kodwa wena sithandwa, thoba isantya ke babes, nantsoke.