14/06/2024
14 June 24
John Steenhuisen is saying some things after the DA's wedding with the ANC, IFP, PA
• We will run the national government, along with Gauteng and KZN.
• We signed our pre-nup.
• I will now refer to codesa to add liberation struggle flavours.
• There will be professionalism now that we're here.
• We have a unique clean record that we will force.. sorry, I mean, bring to the national government.
• We're no longer an opposer, my babies. We're in a family.
• We have experience in being an underdog. Look at all our stats.
• Don't forget the date, neh. 14 June 2024, wedding vaabs. We're a party of national unity.
• I'm essentially half president, if you squint your left eye.
• Did I tell you about my unique, clean record. Yeah, ghaaz. We're very superior and very, very clean.
• Comes the call to come🎶 togeeeether🎶 et cetera.
• If I didn't make this marriage happen, some other sgebengas would have been in my place. Sjoe! Dodged a spear.
• I don't like fingerpointing and do******ix... sorry, domination.
• President Cupcake is my president. My babe. We'll figure out in our next lekgotla what else needs to be done. (Hey guys, I'm getting these native words right. See.)
• Anyway, we're gonna work on our relationship, ghaaz. I won't disappoint you, my babies. I will still rescue you, laak I promised.
• I told you, before the elections, that help is on the way. I'm here. It's me. John. Your hero.
• Insert poetry here.
• I love you, my babies.
