30/08/2026
Ladies! I just saw a TikTok where huns at groove were asked how they’d hint to a gent that they want him, and one said she’d ask him to open her Savanna. HAIBO. 😭 Is this actually a thing?! Because I don’t have enough fingers to count the number of times some random peng hun has come up to me at groove, handed me her “booze” and asked me to open it. And here I was, thinking I was simply giving off strong gentlemanly, bottle-opener energy. Meanwhile these women could have been subtly submitting applications. Ey, social cues are harder than the principle of Promissory Estoppel 💀.
In life there is no THEREFORE😂😂😂💔
