
05/09/2025
🚨ALLEGEDLY BREAKING NEWS🚨
South Africa is currently shaking like a washing machine on spin mode because rumours say the Department of Arts and Culture, together with UNISA, are preparing to dress Makhadzi in a big shiny Doctorate gown 👩🏾🎓👑. Yes, you heard right, Dr Makhadzi loading…
Apparently, she is being crowned as the Greatest Female Music Icon South Africa has ever seen after Brenda Fassie. In fact, some fans are saying Brenda herself is smiling in heaven and reserving VIP seats for Makhadzi’s arrival one day😭🙌
Since 2019, Makhadzi has been the undefeated heavyweight champion of female artists. Competitors? Non existent. Rivals? Extinct. If you search “best female artist in South Africa” on Google, your phone immediately downloads Ghanama📱🎶
The doctorate rumour caught fire just after she dropped her new album, where multiple songs somehow hit 2 million streams in less than a day and she did it without even calling Drake for a feature. Independent queen💿🔥
President Ramaphosa was allegedly overheard saying, “If the law allowed, I was going to adopt Makhadzi as my stepdaughter. In fact, I wish she could run Cabinet meetings, maybe Eskom would finally behave”😂🇿🇦
And wait for this: researchers with long white lab coats and very serious clipboards are already declaring that Makhadzi will become a billionaire before the end of this year. Forget Elon Musk, Limpopo has its own billionaire, in the making, and she dances while at it💸💃
South Africa, prepare yourselves. Soon you’ll be forced to say: “Good morning, Dr. Makhadzi.”