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21/07/2025

How Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa Reacts when you impregnaté their daughter....😏😏🙆‍♂️😅😂🤣😂

YORUBA:
Daughter: (Vomiting 🤮 in the morning)
Mother: Sade? Kilode? You are fomiting Keh, ema gbami oo 🙆‍♀️, you don carry belle ni, who give you belle?
Daughter: (afraid to speak🥺) Sa...sa...sa...sa...samuel ni oo, it is Samuel 🫢
Mother: yeeeh 🙆‍♀️, mogbe, ko ni da fun Samueli oo, jesun Kristi oo, emimimo oo, shey na that wheelbarrow pusher give you belle?..... Baba Sade!! come and see your daughter oo
Father: Ehn Sade! Is it true?
Daughter: ye..ye...ye....yessss...🥺😶
Father: You have brought shame to this family 😒, before I open my eyes, pack your loads now and take me to your stupid Samuel your impregnator 🚶‍♂️🙄
Daughter: (crying and begging)🤲😭
👉 Thank God I'm learning yoruba"" "

IGBO
Daughter: (Vomiting 🤮 in the morning)
Mother: Amaka, you are vomiting? What? Ogini nke na-eme?😳 Tell me it's a lie Amaka 🙄
Daughter: Mama😥, I'm preg...
Mother: (cut in with 3 life changing slaps 👋) what? Obaaaaarrraaaa Jesus 🙆‍♀️, are you sure I'm not dreaming?
Daughter: (crying 😭) no mama, I'm truly pregna....
Mother: landed another 2 hot slaps 👋👋,) Amaka you must be out of your senses, (gave another 1 slap and 2 blow 👊👊)
Oh holy spirit take control 😤, I have not even touch you Amaka 🤨, who are you pregnant for?
Daughter: Emeka😭
Mother: before I start dealing with you, come closer 😠
Daughter: (coming closer 🚶‍♀️🥺)
Mother: ehmm nne, Is he a business man?😏😏
Daughter: yes mama🥺
Mother: god just saved you, ThankGod he has something reasonable doing, you are lucky, I for finish you today, don't worry I will speak with your father ok, since he's a business man no problem, nne stop crying 😏😏

HAUSA
Daughter: (running outside, Vomiting 🤮 in the morning 🌄)
Mother: (quietly looking 😶)
Father: Kaii Kaii, Mariam wetin happen? Why Formiting? I dey fregnant?
Daughter: Yes Fafa 🥺
Father: damboroba shege, 🖐️, who infregnate me
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