HASH # Number 1 Magazine

09/03/2023

Super Glued

I'M STICKING WITH GOD!💪🔥

19/02/2023

Rest easy aKa, South Africa missed you the minute you left.

17/02/2023

Only God knows rest in heaven AKA sir was a pleasure promoting you behind the scenes since underground till we meet again.

AKA, South Africa’s Hottest
Hip Hop Artist and MossRed Thanzania now lives in Kimberley

28/10/2019

Husband: Baby where are my shoes?
Wife: Honey I can't unlock your phone please give me your password
Husband: baby shoes please
Wife: password or you wearing mine to my mom

28/10/2019

I am ecstatically flabbergasted with enormous gratification and appreciation for the dispensation of such a tendering and mesmerizing information in which the prestidigitation of the concurrent and subsequent matter is thoroughly demonstrated through the innuances alluding to literal and metaphorical context. It is highly imperative to note that, such is the significance of the aforementioned, distortion in any shape or form will result in catastrophic ramifications to which will be the outcome of epic proportions. I thank you for your unequivocal.

14/11/2017

I don’t have a car.
I’m not like the other guys who asks you where you are when it’s raining then come pick you up, waiting outside your office’s doors with an umbrella open, ready to tuck you in, to keep you from getting wet.
I don’t have a vehicle that would take you to places, asking you where you want to go, take a glance at your smile and your eyes that are filled with excitement as we head out of town, to places you ever dreamed of going.
I don’t have wheels that we could use to go out on dates, then just park on top of a hill, drink a few beers, lie on our backs as we decipher the constellation of stars above us, or point out the places where we first met as we observed the city below us, glinting brightly at night.
I don’t have an automobile that has a heater to make you warm during cold nights, or that has a stereo that I can turn the volume up and let you hear your favorite songs as you belted them out loudly, not really minding whether or not you’re in tune, or that has plush seats at the back where we could cuddle perfectly, then make out.
The things I only have are my feet and my legs.
But.
I could still take you to places. I could walk in the pouring rain, heading towards your office, wait for you outside, then we would run to any shelter that could keep us from getting wet, but we already are. We could look into each other’s eyes and just smile. We could walk together under the deluge, wearing our wet clothes, dance, laugh and jump in mud puddles as I look in

14/12/2016

💖Jumping into Conclusions.
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In a restaurant a guy and his girlfriend were having dinner.Suddenly the guy goes on one knee!
Girlfriend cries,"Oh my God,I can't believe this is happening.You are engaging me.....!
Guy:Shut up wena!!my wife just walked in!
😹...........🙊...........😂
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25/09/2016

Where there is no way God makes way,
Happy Sunday family