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PLEASE GO READ UZWANE UMTHAKATHI SEASON 1 to SEASON 4👑❤️

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IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THEN WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN GET INTO MY HOUSE AND JUST NOT FOLLOWING ME,FOLLOW ME NOW!💋❤️‍🔥

25/06/2025

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21/04/2025

EMM is back ❤️🥺✍🏾🙆.....

17/03/2025

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17/03/2025

CYRIL VS JACOB P2 (ENGLISH VERSION)

[AS JACOB CANTINUE BEING A PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA]

NB: THIS IS PART 2 OF CYRIL VS JACOB.

6 YEARS LATER .....

AT JACOB'S NEW HOUSE.....

JACOB: YESS! YESS! I'M LEAVING A GREAT LIFE HAHAHAHA!

COCOMELON: HEY DADDY!

JACOB: AWW COCOMELON! MY LITTLE BOY! DADDY WILL BE ON THE TV TONIGHT AT 20:00 IF YOU MISS ME JUST SWITCH ON CHANNEL NEWS!

COCOMELON: OKAY DADDY! I WILL MISS YOU!

JACOB: BYE! SWEET FACE!

NEXT SCENE....

CYRIL: F**K THIS! ITS BEEN 6 YEARS THIS MOTHER F**KER LEADING SOUTH AFRICA!

KHUMALO: CHILL YOU STILL MY PRESIDENT!

CYRIL: IF I'M YOUR PRESIDENT! THAN GIVE ME SOME CASH I'M HUNGRY BUSTED!

KHUMALO: DON'T BE MAD AT ME CYRIL!

CYRIL: I'M NOT MAD AT YOU KHUMALO ITS JUST THAT THIS MOTHER F**KER!

KHUMALO: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN JACOB WILL BE ON THE TV AT 20:00!?

CYRIL: BECAUSE I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

KHUMALO: HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!

CYRIL: I DON'T HATE MALEMA I DON'T HATE OTHERS I ONLY HATE JACOB!

KHUMALO: OKAY CALM DOWN....

CYRIL: I'M DOWN KHUMALO MAYBE ITS YOU! JUST GIVE ME SOME SPACE TO THINK! AND DON'T EVER TRY TO OPEN CHANNEL NEWS TONIGHT PLEASE!!!!

KHUMALO: OKAY I WON'T!

NEXT SCENE....

TONIGHT AT 20:00....

JACOB: HELLOW EVERYONE I WANT TO SAY NO MORE LOAD SHEDDING NOW! ESKOM WILL MAKE SURE THERE'S NO LOAD SHEDDING!

(AS JACOB CANTINUES SPEKING WITH PEOPLE)

NEXT SCENE....

JULANI: THIS F**KER I HATE THIS AS***LE!

FAMILY: NOW YOU HATE HIM!

JULANI:. MY DREAM IS TO BE A PRESIDENT ONE DAY!

FLASHBACK WHEN JULANI AND JACOB WERE KIDS:

LITTLE JULANI: LISTEN MY BROTHER J! TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR DREAM

LITTLE JACOB: IS TO BE A SINGER! WHAT'S YOURS?

JULANI: MINE IS TO BE A PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA!

NOW:

MOTHER: YESS I REMEMBER JULANI!

JULANI: I REMEMBER TOO!

NEXT SCENE...

(JACOB IS DONE TELLING HIS PEOPLE THAT NO MORE LOAD SHEDDING)

(BUT CYRIL COMES IN WITH HIS BODY GUARDS KILLING EVERYONE IS THERE BUT JACOB RAN)

*HEY LISTEN THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL ❤️ MAY WE SEE YOU NEXT TIME? VISIT US WE WILL APPRECIATE*

WRITTEN BY ELIHLE MTHEMBU ✍🏾( I WRITE THIS JACOB VS CYRIL THING FOR FUNNY)

CHECK US EVERYONE MONDAY ONLY WHAT STORIES WE WROTE!❤️

❤️❤️❤️😁Orlando Pirates Won Yesterday Against Mamelodi Sundowns!🏴‍☠️
17/03/2025

❤️❤️❤️😁Orlando Pirates Won Yesterday Against Mamelodi Sundowns!🏴‍☠️

Orlando Pirates head coach Jose Riveiro reflects on his team's 2-1 win over Mamelodi Sundowns at FNB Stadium in Johannesburg on Sunday.----------------------...

UZWANE-UMTHAKATHI_S04_EP7_(THIS IS WORSE)NIGHT AT 23:00...(UMBILA UJIKIKELA AMANTSHE PHEZUKWENDLU YA SFUBA)SFUBA: YEWENA...
17/03/2025

UZWANE-UMTHAKATHI_S04_EP7_(THIS IS WORSE)

NIGHT AT 23:00...

(UMBILA UJIKIKELA AMANTSHE PHEZUKWENDLU YA SFUBA)

SFUBA: YEWENA MBILA KAHLE KAHLE AWUYIDELANGA IMPAMA?

MBILA: EYY WENA SFUBA SENGWENYA WOZA ANGITHI WINDODA WENA WOZAKE SILWE!

SFUBA: AYY WOZA!

(ATHI UYASHAYA UMBILA)

(KANTI USFUBA UPHETHE LENTO YAGESI AMUSHAYE NGAYO BESE EYAQULEKA)

SFUBA: ANGINASO ISIKHATHI SOKULWA NEZINHLANYA MIMA.

MORNING.....

K.K: EYY WE NDODA EHLEZI LAPHO KUTHAYELA UMAH UYANGITHUMA ESITOLO KODWA MINA ANGIFUNI AWUHAMBE UYOTHENGA LAPHA KWA-TEDDY....

ZWANE: AYY NGIYEZA NGIZOTHATHA IMALI....

K.K: AYY NGIYABONGA IGAMA LAMI MINA NGU K.K....

ZWANE: AYY OKAY LIHLE IGAMA LAKHO MFWETHU...

K.K: NGIYAGWAZANA KE MINA NGINE SIBHAMU NGIFUNA UNGISHESHELE....

ZWANE: NGIZOWENZA NJOBA USHO BRAZO....

K.K: SHEKEZELAKE....

(AHAMBE UZWANE AYOTHENGA KU-TEDDY)

ZWANE: WE TEDDY AWUVULE LANA!

TEDDY: WAIT IS THAT ZWANE? I THOUGHT YOU DIE MY BROTHER....

ZWANE: OHH BROTHER BROTHER....DO YOU REMEMBER YOU AND YOUR BOSS WANTING ME DEAD....

TEDDY: WHY ARE YOU NOT LETTING MY CUSTOMERS COME TO THE SHOP....?

ZWANE: ALRIGHT PLEASE GET OUT OF THE SHOP OR I WILL KILL YOU!

TEDDY: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN....

ZWANE: EYY WE TEDDY MUNGAPHUMI LANA NGIZOKUDUBULA NGIKUNTSHELE!

TEDDY: WHERE DO YOU GET A GUN?

ZWANE: WELELE WENA UNGITHATHA KANCANE YAZI WAIT NGIYABUYA....

(AHAMBE UZWANE AYE KU K.K)

ZWANE: K.K MFETHU AWUKHIPHE ISIBHAMU SAKHO PHELA BESE USIKHOMBISA LELA PAKISTAN....

K.K: OKAY (ESHO ESIVEZA)

ZWANE: NGIYABUYAKE....

(AHAMBE UZWANE AYE ECONTAINER)

ZWANE: NGIYATHEMBA USIBONILE ISIBHAMU NGITHE PHUMA LA! VELE NINA NINE BHOZA YAKHO NACISHE NANGIBULALA ZINJA!

TEDDY: OKAY I WILL GET OUT....

ZWANE: NOW!!?

(APHUME UTEDDY)

ZWANE: I WILL COUNT TO 10 IF YOU ARE STILL HERE I WILL SHOOT YOU!

TEDDY: WAIT ZWANE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, ALEX WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU! I WARN HIM ABOUT YOU THAT YOU ARE STRONGER!

ZWANE: I SAID RUN!!!!

K.K: 'AYBO LOMJITA WENZANI MANJE WABAMBA LELI PAKISTAN INKUNZI'

ZWANE: EYY WEE! K.K UTHE KOMBE UFUNANI?

K.K: WENDODA! MANYALA MANI LOWENZA LAPHO?

ZWANE: AYY PHELA WEMFANA ASILINGANI UKUTHI UNGANGINTSHELA UKUTHI MINA NGENZA AMANYALA....

K.K: EYY WENDODA NGINESIBHAMU UBUYE UKHUMBULE ....

ZWANE: DUBULA PHELA NGOBA WENA UNESIBHAMU! (ESHO EHLEKA)

K.K: MXM YAZI LOMADALA (ESHO ESIKHIPHA)

ZWANE: MESINGADUBULI ISIBHAMU SAKHO WAZI UKUTHI UFILE INDUKU MFANAMI!

K.K: OKAY NGIYAXOLISA....ASIDUBULI...

ZWANE: WOZA! LA! KHONA NEXT TIME UZOBAHLONIPHA ABANTU ABADALA KUNAWE....

K.K: MXM WELELE UNGANGITHUSI MINA NALI BO LELIKHEHLA!

(ASONDELE UZWANE)

(AVELE UK.K AVESE NGAMAQUPHA)

(UZWANE NAYE AVESE NGAMAQUPHA)

(LISHO IQUPHA KU K.K )

(UZWANE ASHAYE UK.K NGOPINSI)

(ALIMALE UK.K ESEPHANSI)

(UZWANE ASHAYE UK.K NGAMANQINDI)

K.K: OKAY NGIYAVUMA UWINILE!!!! NGIYAXOLISA!

(UZWANE AQUBEKE NOKUMSHAYA EBUSWENI)

K.K: SENGIPHUMA IGAZI MANJE NGIYAXOLISA!!!

ZWANE: WAZI UKUTHI NEXT TIME NGEKE NGIKUYEKE NGIZOKUBULALA MUNGABHEKILE....

K.K: NGIYABONGA NGIPHINDE NGIXOLISE...

(ABALEKE UK.K)

ZWANE: HAHAHA! KUPHETHE UZWANE MANJE LA ENDAWENI UZWANE UBUYILE!!! LESITOLO SEKWE SAMI MANJE!!!

NEXT SCENE....

SFUBA: EYY LA! WEMBILA!

MBILA: WE SFUBA NGIQAQE SIHLAMA SENJA!

SFUBA: WENA MUCABANGA UKUTHI WISHAYELANI INDLU YAMI NGAMANTSHE IZOLO?

MBILA: WENA ULALE NO ZOLA NGIYAZI SIHLAMA SAKHO BUMFUNA UZOLA!! NGIYAZI...

SFUBA: MANJE MUCABANGA UKUTHI MEKUMELE NGIBUKE UDLALA KANCANE KULEYA NGANE?

MBILA: MENGINGADLALI KANCANE SIHLAMA! IBINGI GABHA LEYA NGANE INGINTSHELA UKUTHI IPHETHWE IKHANDA BLA BLA BLA.....

SFUBA: MANJE INTO ENGICASULAYO INDLU YAMI IHLANGANAPHI?

MBILA: EYABANI KANTI INDLU?

SFUBA: EYAMI...

MBILA: KUFANA NOKUTHI BENGISHAYA WENA!!!!

SFUBA: YAH USUNGISHAYILE MANJE USUFUNA UKUNGIPHINDA?

MBILA: ANGITHI NGALENKATHI NENZA WRESTLING NO ZOLA! BULOKHE ULIFAKA UPHINDE ULIKHIPHE WENZA KANINGI NAMI NGIZOKUSHAYA NGIZE NGIDELE MASIMBENJA!

SFUBA: WE MBILA NGIZOVELE NGIKUQAQE MINA BESE NGITHI ASILWE KUZE KUFE OYEDWA PHAKATHI KWETHU....

MBILA: NGIQAQE SFUBA MGODOYI!!!

NEXT SCENE....

SHONGOLOLO: YAH ZWANE MFANAMI WENZE KAHLEKE WAHLUKUMEZA UMUNTU OYEDWA!

ZWANE: MANJE LOKHO KUCAZA UKUTHI NGIZOBUYELA EKUBENI UMTHAKATHI?

SHONGOLOLO: UMEYIWA UFUNA WENZE IZINTO EZIBHEDAYO EZU 5 EYODWA SUYENZILE WAYIVUMA.

ZWANE: YESS YESS! OKAY ENYE IYIPHI?

SHONGOLOLO: KUMELE WENZE UCATHI NENTOMBI YOMUNTU...

ZWANE: EISH OKAY NGIZOZAMA...

SHONGOLOLO: MUSAWA FUNA AMANDLA OKUTHAKATHA KUMELE UYENZE LENTO....

ZWANE: NGIZOYENZA KUSASA NJE LOKHU OKUSAYO....

WRITTEN BY ELIHLE MTHEMBU ❤️✍🏾 (NEVER TIRED OF WRITING UZWANE-UMTHAKATHI)

THANKS AND P**S OUT❤️

14/03/2025

❤️IMPILO NEZITHA❤️

P1

(Igama lami ngu Sanele ngina 17 ngihlala no gogo, mama, ubaba, osisi Bami abadala nobhuti wami oyedwa, ngisiyeka isikole ngifunda u grade 10 futhi anginayo intombi Abantu abangithandi mebengi bona Kodwa kukhona intombazane ehlakaniphile engiyithandayo ngenhliziyo Yami yonke)

Manje ngiyavuka ekuseni Izolo ngiyeke isikole ngoba ngiyabona siyangihlula Kodwa bengine ntombazane ebengiyithanda Kodwa bengingakoyi ntsheli emehlweni ukuthi ngiyayithanda

Ngivuke embhedeni ngihambe ngiye kumalume wami usebenza eToyota ujwayele ukuhamba njalo ebusuku eyosebenza
Lapho ngilambile ekhaya siyahlupheka umalume yedwa onemali kuthina sonke
Kantike ubaba yena usebenzela umlungu emajalidini....

Ngihambe ngiye kumalume ngimuzwe ekhala ngokuthi akanayo imali ngingakomuceli ngiyabona ukuthi unemali Kodwa akafuni ukunginikeza imali yakhe
Vele mina angithandwa ngathi khona isicitho engafakwa sona.

Ngivele ngihambe ngihlangane no Mam'Mhlongo Umthakathi omkhulu Lana endaweni avele angibingelele ngokukhulu ukushesha lokhu angibuze ukuthi angiyile ngani esikoleni ngivele ngimtshele ukuthi ngizoya kusasa kuthiwe esikoleni masithathe ikhefu....
Avele athi "ikhefu Lani lelo yewena awusafundi yini?"

Ngivele ngibone ukuthi vele lona uze ngokuzongi delela Lana uyena ongenze ngayeka isikole...

Ngivele ngimuzibe ngihambe....

Ngihlangane no Mama ebuya kuyokha imifino

*Avele amangale mebona mina ngingayile esikoleni futhi*

*Avele asondele ufuna ukungibuza Kahle ukuthi angiyile ngani esikoleni*

Avele angithethise angibuze ukuthi awuyile ngani esikoleni sanele?

Ngimutshele ukuthi ayikho lento engiyifundayo mina ngiyazama ngiyahluleka mina nginethalente ekuculeni

*Avele angishaye ngempama emgwaqeni*

Angibuze ukuthi uzodlani? Namhlanje ngoba asinakho ukudla Wena usukhethe ukuyeka isikole ungasebenzi Mase umdala

Kumina kuvele kwehle izinyembezi ngoba uMama ubukeka ekhathazekile ngendaba Yami yokungayi esikoleni...

Ngizame ukuntshela ukuthi angikwazi ukufunda futhi angisithandi isikole...

*Ngale sosikhathi ngisamntshela uMama ukuthi Indaba ngiyeke isikole kwavele kwadlula uKhumalo ujwayele ukungipha ukudla Uma ngingenakho*

Khumalo: aybo Sanele wenzeni kangaka wakushaya uMawakho Kangaka?

Mama: Lengane iyadelela we Khumalo

*Izinyembezi zivele zizehlele kumina*

Sanele: Mama ngizoya kusasa esikoleni ukuthi Namhlanje besingenakho ukudla.

Mama: sihleze singenakho ukudla Indaba ukhetha Namhlanje Sanele?

Sanele: mama angisithandi isikole mina futhi siyangihlula

*Ngivele ngibone uKhumalo ukuthi uphatheke kabi ngalendaba yami yesikole*

Khumalo: vele zikhona izingane eziphumelele Kodwa zayeka isikole hlampe muyeke Mawakhe.

*Umama avele acikeke athethise uKhumalo*

Mama: we Khumalo awusile yini ekhanda lakho Wena uphumelele uhamba ngisho ngemoto eyunyanyavu waqeda isikole manje usufuna ingane Yami isiyeke!!!

(uKhumalo avele ahambe)

Sanele: mama sengiyahamba ngiyodlala no Sphe ibhola kubo ngizobuya kuwena ntambama

Mama: uyahlanya Wena vele kusawu 7:00 manje hamba ekhaya ufake izingubo zesikole bese siya esikoleni ngibone inkinga yakho.

Sanele: mama uzongihlaza nezingane lapha esikoleni anginayo mina inkinga imina engingathandi ukufunda

Mama: ugolozela mina Sanele?

"Ngivele ngihambe Naye ngoba kuzobe sengathi ngiyadelela"

"Sifike ekhaya lapho umalume udakiwe Kodwa uthe akanayo imali"

Sanele: Malume uthe nje awunayo imali Kodwa Indaba manje unayo?

Malume: eyy awungiyeke Wena Sanele Nina nomawakho niyizihluleki mina ngiyasebenza uMawakho akenzi lutho.

Sanele: manje lokho kuya kujabulisa?

Malume: akungijabulisi we Sanele ngoba nawe awuphiwe ngenqondo esikoleni

Mama: ungamnaki Lo Wena Sanele woza uzofaka izingubo zesikole mese siyahamba vele usufunda u grade 10

Malume: noma ungazama ukumduduza we Ntombenhle Lengane yakho ayihlakaniphile.

"Ngiyabona ukuthi ngizogcine sengenza into ewrong umalume uzidakelwe nje kuphela"

"Ngingene endlini ngigqoke izingubo zami zesikole"

"Sengiqedile ukuzigqoka ngizwe umama egumbini lakhe engibiza"

Mama: Sanele mtanami ngiyazi usamncane Kodwa ungayilaleli into eshiwo umuntu oseqedile esikoleni.

Sanele: Yebo mama ngiyakuzwa.

Mama: ngakhoke asambe siye esikoleni siyobheka icala lakho.

Sanele: ok mama ngizokwenze njalo.

UZWANE-UMTHAKATHI_S04_EP6_(THIS IS GETTING WORSE)MORNING....SFUBA: EYY MANJE NAWE NGEMPELA UZOHAMBA EKUSENI KUBE NGATHI ...
13/03/2025

UZWANE-UMTHAKATHI_S04_EP6_(THIS IS GETTING WORSE)

MORNING....

SFUBA: EYY MANJE NAWE NGEMPELA UZOHAMBA EKUSENI KUBE NGATHI AYIKHO INTO EYENZAKALILE

ZOLA: KANTI KWENZEKALENI?

SFUBA: BESIDLALA I WRESTLING....

ZOLA: MINA NAWE BESIDLALA I WRESTLING?

SFUBA: YAH IZOLO SIPHUZE UBEER BESE WAZUMEKA WENA WAQALA UKUKHULUMA IZINTO EZINGASILE...KANTI NAMIKE NJENGE NDODA NGAFUNA....

ZOLA: UFUNANI SFUBA?

SFUBA: WRESTLING!

(IVELE ISHO IMPAMA KU SFUBA)

SFUBA: AYBO!!! LENTOMBAZANE MANJE MINA NGISHAWELANI?

ZOLA: WENA ULALE NAMI? UTHATHE UBUTSH*TSHI BAMI?

SFUBA: AYBO!! KANTI UBUYITSH*TSHI UMBILA KANTI BENZANJANI?

ZOLA: YAZINI WENA GOLO NGIFUNA IMALI UR400 MANJE NJE! NGIFUNA UKUYOBIKA EKHAYA NGIZOBUYA LAKUWENA AFTER 1 MONTH....

SFUBA: OHH OKAY BABY GIRL...

ZOLA: ANGIYONA INGANE MINA WE SFUBA UYEZWA?

SFUBA: YEBO NGIYEZWA ZOLA....

(KANTI NANGU UXOLILE NO QEZU BEDLULA)

QEZU: WADLA SFUBA!!! NGITHI NTOMBI KA MBILA NJE LE?

SFUBA: WEE UNGINTSHELA NGALE SOSIHLULEKI SOMFANA....

QEZU: AWW USEYISIHLULEKI UMNGANI WAKHO?

SFUBA: AKUYENA UMNGANI WAMI, UMNGANI NJEEE....

QEZU: AYY AWUTHI NGIPHELEZELE UXOLILE AYE ECLINIC.....

SFUBA: OKAY NIHAMBE KAHLE...

ZOLA: SENGIYAHAMBA WE SFUBA!

SFUBA: UHAMBE KAHLE...

ZOLA: MANJE UNGINIKA UR400 NGEMPELA?

SFUBA: IYONA YODWA IMALI EKADE NGINAYO LEYO ENYE AYIKHO.....

ZOLA: I CAN'T BELIEVE UKUTHI UBUTSH*TSHI BAMI BUTHATHWE UWENA....

AFTERNOON....

ZWANE: WE MBILA! AWUNGIBINGELELI NGANI?

MBILA: NGEKE UFIKE UNGISHAYE BESE UCABANGA UKUTHI NGIZOKU BINGELELA.....

ZWANE: YABO WENA USAZO VUTHWA YIMINA! AWUNGAZI KAHLE WENA UZWANE AKABHEDELWA!

SFUBA: AWW NINJANI MADODA!

ZWANE: YAH NGIKAHLE SFUBA WENA?

SFUBA: KONKE KUHAMBA KAHLE!

ZWANE: YABO WENA MBILA HLAMPE KUMELE NGIKUPHINDE NGEZINYE HLAMPE?

MBILA: ANGAZI ENZA OKWENZAYO (EKHULUMA EDINIWE)

SFUBA: AYBO!! UKHULUMA. KANJE NOMUNTU OKUSHAYE NGEZIMPAMA EZU 4 IZOLO?

MBILA: MINA NAWE SFUBA EYETHU AYIKAKO PHELI NGIKUNTSHELE....

ZWANE: NGEKE USABISE UMUNTU KWAMI WENA ZAVOLO!

MBILA: NGIZONIBAMBA NINA NIZOBONA!

ZWANE: NGIBAMBE MANJE MINA MFANA WAMI!

(AVELE ASUKUME UZWANE)

(AVELE AMUBAMBE IZANDLA)

*ISHO IMPAMA*

(ATHI UYAZAMA UKUNYAKAZA U MBILA KUSHO KONA UKUTHI UYAHLULEKA)

*ISHO ENYE FUTHI*

MBILA: AWW ZWANE UYAZI NAWE UMUNTU MEDINIWE UKHULUMA NOMA YINI CELA UNGIXOLELE....

SFUBA: AYY USUNGAHAMBA KE MANJE USISHIYE NGOKUTHULA....

(AVELE AHAMBE UMBILA EDINIWE)

ZWANE: UYADELELA LONA KADE NGANGIMU BALELA....

SFUBA: YAH YENA USEYA DELELA AKANAYO INHLONIPHO!

(KUVELE KUFIKE UMSHINI)

MSHINI: UYAKHUMBULA UTHI WENA UZONGISHAYA NGISHAYE MANJE PHELA!

ZWANE: OKAY SEKUFIKE EKUGCINENI MANJE!

(KUVELE KUFIKE USHONGOLOLO UBABA KA MSHINI)

SHONGOLOLO: EYY WE ZWANE UNGAYITHINTI LEYONGANE UNGAPHINDE UYIPHAKAMISELE ISANDLA WOGCINA KWEYAKHO LOKHO....

ZWANE: AWW KANTI UWENA SHONGO MNGANAMI!...

SHONGOLOLO: INGANE KA BHUTI WAMI NJALO LE OYIPHAKAMISELA ISANDLA!

ZWANE: AWW... NGIXOLISE... SHONGOLOLO MNGANAMI. BENGINGAZI (UZWANE EZAMA UKUBA NICE)

SHONGOLOLO: AYY OKAY KODWA ASIDININGI MUNTU MESENZA LENTO....

ZWANE: SFUBA HAMBA KINI GUDUKA MANJE!

SFUBA: KANJALO NJE ZWANE?

ZWANE: EYY FUSEGI HAMBA KINI!!!

SFUBA: AWW KANJALO NJE?

ZWANE: NGIZOVELE NGIKUSHAYE NGOBA UYISILIMA....

SFUBA: AYY OKAY NGIZOHAMBA...

ZWANE: HAMBA MANJE!!!!!

(ISHO IMPAMA ESIHLATHINI)

SFUBA: AWEEH AEEEHH OKAY ZWANE SENGIHAMBILE.....

WRITTEN BY: ELIHLE MTHEMBU

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11/03/2025

I think We doing this Guess Challenge Again! Valid until Tomorrow at 16:00.

- Guess the Next Episode for Uzwane-umthakathi! and Win R10 Airtime....

First Comment for the Correct answer will be the one, will get this R10 Airtime....

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11/03/2025

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