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This why I bought my own carHey, its hard to smell it fresh 😢
09/03/2026

This why I bought my own car
Hey, its hard to smell it fresh 😢

My all in one...my own space ❤️
08/03/2026

My all in one...my own space ❤️

07/03/2026

I know once I leave, I don’t come back. That’s why I try so hard to stay….

02/03/2026

God forgave a pr0stitute but when it was time to choose the mother of his son he chose a virgin.

19/02/2026

How do you politely end a relationship????

21/01/2026

I'm done gambling. Just lost my birth certificate…

04/01/2026

Economy so bad, the good girls I used to know are all ho3

29/12/2025

Next year work harder if your iPhone charger is not a type C.

23/12/2025

My virginity is for my future partner, that why I use c*ndom.

19/12/2025

up till now, i still don't know if sugarcane is a fruit, vegetable,
grass or soft drink 🤦🏾.

17/12/2025

If someone borrow 15k from you and come to your birthday, and spray you 30k, is the person still owing you again????

17/12/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"
‎
‎Teacher: "Yes!"
‎
‎Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
‎a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️
‎
‎Teacher: "I don't know."🤨
‎
‎Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
‎and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️
‎
‎Teacher: "Ok, ask."
‎
‎Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
‎fridge?"🤷‍♂️
‎
‎Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
‎and put it in."😌
‎
‎Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
‎take out the elephant and put it in."😌
‎
‎Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
‎
‎Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
‎animals went to lion's birthday party,
‎and one animal went missing which one
‎would it be?"🤔
‎
‎Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
‎eat all the animals."☺️
‎
‎Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
‎still inside the fridge."😩
‎
‎Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕
‎
‎Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️
‎
‎Teacher: "Ok!"
‎
‎Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
‎and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔
‎
‎Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
‎boat to cross."😌
‎
‎Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
‎because all the animals went to the lion's
‎birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃
‎
‎Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
‎students come to school except one person,
‎who is the person..."😏
‎
‎Student: "No idea sir..."🤷
‎
‎Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
‎weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.
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