Peterkins Batton

Peterkins Batton In this page will be posted Very funny stories and Videos which will make you rough and smile

13/06/2025

Been listening to Dancehall songs but this one sounds so pure,special. listen this freestyle by Hazah

11/05/2025

Practicing Soccer ⚽⚽

Khaaa I'm back
01/11/2024

Khaaa I'm back

I have reached 700 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. πŸ™πŸ€—πŸŽ‰
21/06/2024

I have reached 700 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. πŸ™πŸ€—πŸŽ‰

So my wife developed a new habit recently. Whenever we are sleeping on the bed, she will tuck her hands in my shorts and...
08/04/2024

So my wife developed a new habit recently.

Whenever we are sleeping on the bed, she will tuck her hands in my shorts and hold my something.

I asked her why she started doing that and she told me that is the only way she can fall asleep easily.

Last week Friday, she did the same thing and I took her hands off.

"Madam hold your thing na, leave my own alone. God gave you your own to hold. If you want to sleep, put your hands in your own and sleep."

"No. Your own makes me asleep faster. I enjoy my sleep when I hold yours. Just allow me."

It almost caused trouble between us. Since I was not ready to argue I just allowed her.

So last night while we were sleeping, around 2am exactly, my wife had a dream and started to sleep talk.

She kept saying.

"If you don't drag the cow out I will drag the cow."

My eyes opened and I saw my wife's hands holding my something and talking about dragging a cow.

I thought it was a joke until her hands began to grip it tighter.

"Musa I will drag the cow out o. Should I pull it? Okay on the count of three we would pull out the cow."

Before my wife could start counting I pulled out her hands and jumped off the bed.

She opened her eyes.

"Ah! Baby, why are you running?"

"Madam, why won't I run? How will you be holding my generation and saying you want to drag the cow. When did my thing become a cow?"

"Which cow are you talking about?"

"O so you don't know the cow you were trying to drag? See don't be putting your hand in my short nicker again o. If I was not awake now, this is how you would have dragged me to meet my ancestors before my time."

Today I just returned home and I have decided to wear belt and sleep. The environment is not safe anymore. I am on full alert.
Prevention is better than cureπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Smile, its April

(BΒ²) Batton1 and Batton2
06/04/2024

(BΒ²) Batton1 and Batton2

Bring your problems to the public,,you will have solutions 🫑
17/03/2024

Bring your problems to the public,,you will have solutions 🫑

17/03/2024

Liverpool vs man u

05/03/2024

Have you ever meet with street cabinet members. I advise you to humble yourself and let them take whatever they want ,,,,your life is more important,,you can take action after they left you by report to authorities,,,,NB mark their identity timingly,,,,,this is just a comedy of what is happening in the street πŸ˜…don't think too much but it's happening in our town let's report the crime πŸ€œπŸ€›I can hear kayeke kayeke what does it means?

Happy Birthday to myself (Peterkins andrew Batton )wish me well as i'm one plus πŸ’žshow love to your boy
19/06/2023

Happy Birthday to myself (Peterkins andrew Batton )wish me well as i'm one plus πŸ’žshow love to your boy

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