Ntambozebheshu

08/04/2025

But history teaches us that impenetrable fortresses can still be breached, if betrayed from the inside. The citizens inside the walls—if they fall prey to fear or greed or avarice—can open the gates and let the enemy in. This is what many of us do when we lose our nerve and give in to fear. You’ve been granted a strong fortress. Don’t betray it.

09/02/2025

Sundays are for lovers 🙄... yeah, right! 🙃 More like Sundays are for getting played, cheated on, and realizing you're stuck with a partner who's been lying to you all along 🤣. As the great philosopher, Usher, once said, "These are my confessions, I'm a s*x addict" 🎤... and honestly, that's probably what your partner is going to be saying to you when you catch them cheating 🙄.

To all the couples out there who think they're all lovey-dovey on Sundays, I wish you a day filled with arguments 🗣️, awkward silences 🗿️, and the discovery of incriminating text messages 📱. May your romantic brunch 🥐 be interrupted by a call from your partner's side piece 📞, and may your couples' massage 💆‍♀️ be ruined by the revelation that your partner has been getting massages from someone else 🤯. As Chris Brown would say, "Loyal, loyal, loyal" 🎤... but let's be real, your partner is probably being loyal to someone else 🙄.

May you find out that your partner has been cheating on you with your best friend 🤦‍♀️, and may you have to spend the rest of the day dealing with the drama and fallout 🌪️. And to make matters worse, may your partner try to blame it all on you 🙄, saying that you're the one who's been neglecting them and driving them into the arms of someone else 🙅‍♂️. As Kendrick Lamar would say, "I'm a sinner, I'm a sinner" 🎤... and honestly, your partner is probably a sinner too, sinning against you with their cheating ways 🙏.

So, to all the lovers out there, happy Sunday 🎉! May your day be filled with heartbreak, betrayal, and the realization that you deserve so much better 🙌. And to the rest of us who are single and loving it, let's raise a glass 🥂 to our freedom, our sanity, and our ability to eat an entire pizza by ourselves without having to share it with anyone 🍕👅. As the great philosopher, Drake, once said, "I was runnin' through the 6 with my woes" 🎤... and honestly, that's probably what you'll be doing after you catch your partner cheating, running

09/02/2025

Sunday: the day of rest, or as I like to call it, the day of forced spirituality 🙏. You know, the one day a week where people feel obligated to put on their best "I'm a good person" face and drag themselves to church 🏰.

Because, let's be real, who needs actual faith when you can just go through the motions and pretend to be a devout follower of [insert deity here] 🙄? I mean, it's not like people are just trying to ease their guilty consciences or impress their neighbors with their perceived piety 🙅‍♂️.

And don't even get me started on the whole "Sunday Funday" thing 🎉. Who thought it was a good idea to associate the day of rest with... well, not actually resting 😴? It's like, can't we just sleep in, watch some Netflix, and eat a whole pizza by ourselves in peace 🍕?

But no, instead, we have to get dressed up, sing some boring hymns, and listen to a preacher drone on about the importance of being a good person 🗣️. And if we're lucky, we might even get to participate in some awkward small talk with our fellow congregants 🤗.

So, to all the Sunday church-goers out there, I salute you 🙏. May your forced spirituality bring you a sense of fleeting comfort and your obligatory prayers be answered with a healthy dose of guilt and self-doubt 🤦‍♂️. And to those who are skipping church to sleep in, I say... you're not missing out on much 😴.

P.S. If you're feeling extra pious, just remember that you can always atone for your sins by donating to the church's coffee fund ☕️. Or, you know, you could just stay home and watch cat videos 🐈. Either way, it's a win-win 🙄.

09/02/2025

Joy! Let's talk about the Bible and the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden 🌳. You know, the one where God creates two perfect humans, puts them in a beautiful garden, and then... proceeds to trick them into screwing everything up 🤦‍♂️.

I mean, who needs free will when you can just put a shiny apple 🍎 in front of someone and say "don't eat this, or else" 🙅‍♂️? It's not like they're going to get curious or anything 🤔. And let's be real, if I were Adam, I'd be like "dude, why did you put the one thing I'm not supposed to eat RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN 🌳? That's just asking for trouble 🚨".

And then there's Eve, the original "bad influence" 👯. I mean, come on, she's just trying to get some knowledge and suddenly she's the villain 🤷‍♀️? It's not like Adam was just standing there, nodding along, saying "yeah, sure, let's eat the apple, what's the worst that could happen?" 🤦‍♂️.

But hey, at least they got to experience the thrill of shame and guilt for the first time 🎉. I mean, who needs self-esteem when you can just cover yourself in fig leaves and hide from God 🌿? And let's not forget the whole "painful childbirth" thing 🤰... because, you know, women hadn't suffered enough already 🙄.

So, to all the Christians out there, I wish you a wonderful time reading about the original sin and how it's all your fault 🙏. May you enjoy the guilt trip that comes with being a descendant of Adam and Eve 🚗, and may you always remember that it's all because of a stupid apple 🍎.

P.S. If you're feeling extra holy, just remember that you can always atone for your sins by eating a salad 🥗 and saying a few Hail Marys 🙏. Or, you know, you could just blame it all on Eve and call it a day 🤷‍♀️.

06/02/2025

01/02/2025

At 36, I faced a harsh reality. If I didn’t make a change, I’d soon be in my 40s, struggling to book gigs, watching opportunities fade. I had spent years building a name in the industry, but deep down, I knew relying solely on music might not sustain me in the long run. I wasn’t willing to take that risk.

I could already see where things were headed. Despite a successful career, I would likely spend my days blaming the system for why musicians struggle financially. Not because the argument wasn’t valid, but because my career would have quietly slipped away, leaving me with nothing but frustration and “back in my day” stories.

The problem? No degree. No corporate experience. Just music.

But instead of accepting that fate, I took a leap. I walked into HenleyAfrica, hoping to start from scratch. A friend suggested I apply for Recognition of Prior Learning (RPL), which allowed my experience to count towards a Postgraduate Diploma in Business (PGDip).

That application was terrifying. Getting accepted was even scarier. I sat in my first class, completely out of my depth, Googling terms like “HR” and “balance sheets” because I was too embarrassed to ask.

But I didn’t quit. I graduated. Then I went for what seemed impossible – an MBA.

While studying, I volunteered at TBN Africa as a presenter and producer. Just before finishing my MBA, I was appointed as Channel Director. Three years later, I joined SABC, leading some of the biggest radio stations in the country.

At 36, I had no idea if I could rebuild my life. Now at 45, I stand in a career I once thought was out of reach, and it feels like I’ve been doing this for decades.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: it’s never too late to start over, to learn, to change paths, or to embrace new opportunities. Your past does not define your future.

On the other side of fear is growth. Be bold. Step into the unknown. Do what feels uncomfortable. And when you’ve done all you can, trust that God will take care of the rest.

30/01/2025

Been single all the last year and still went through relationship problems wtf