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11/07/2025

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10/07/2025

The inside of a plane in 1930.

10/07/2025

This guy has just been dating this girl for 2 weeks, but last week he got a WhatsApp message from the girlfriend’s friend. They started chatting, one thing led to another and the girl invited him over to her house.

So my guy shows up to the house and his girlfriend opens the door. He first tried to claim it was just a normal visit but his girlfriend showed him the chat on her friend’s phone and told him she had planned the whole thing. The guy immediately knew he had casted and started begging.

He and the girlfriend started having issues, she was snobbing him and all that. During this period while he was having issues with the girlfriend, the girlfriend’s friend that was used to set him up had been trying to apologise to him explaining that she didn’t really want to do it but her friend (the girlfriend) forced her.

So early this week, he finally forgave the girl and they started talking normally again. Like play like play, the girl invited him to her house.

This guy went and met his girlfriend again 😂.

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11/06/2025

Sunday afternoons are for baby mummy and baby daddy to bond, hear good and exchange body fluids; just for the sake of their bundle of joy. This is one truth that most people always ignore.

Now here is a rare photo of your wife who went to see her baby daddy who was not feeling well. They are now cuddling just for the sake of the baby after harvesting each other without condoms. Eloi!

At one point his curved and strong tree slide out but since you married and chief returning officer; she used her own saliva as l**e and returned it inside. Eloi!

Men, before you marry a woman with a child, please request her to give you the original death certificate of the baby daddy and photos during his burial ceremony, otherwise all those stories she's telling you are all lies. Learn or perish.

Let me close this update with an El Wak proverb that says, “No man drives a stolen car gently.”
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11/06/2025

In my Kasi, there was this 104 years old granny. She was very old, couldn't do most of the things by herself.

Her family was ready to allow her to rest and go to heaven. One day we heard the whole family crying, kanti uGogo ushonile.

Wafika umphakathi to give their condolences. The minute bamuvala ngengubo, akhale umagriza “Yho! nangiphonsa ngengubo kushisa kangaka why Amanda?”. Kuthiwe haibo! Gogo awushonanga? athi “Kushone unyoko, angiyi ndawo”.

But uGogo was too old, uyakwazi ukuhlala i2 hours engaphefumli kanti inhliziyo ibethela phansi very slowly. Another morning they tried waking her up, “Gogo vuka”. Nix response uGogo. Ivele ikhale iFamily, “Yhuuuuu! Gogo! Oh why kodwa nkosu jesu”. Suddenly bezwe iVoice kaGogo, “Into ezongibulala yilomsindo eniwenzayo”. They got shocked and confused by the fact that uGogo usaphila.

They decided that uGogo makayohlala esibhedlela because now they can't take care of her. One day ikhale imachine “twiiiiiiiiii” the nurses arrived and she was declared dead, when eyofakwa eFridgen, akhale “Yho!, cima le aircon mntwana ndin. Light iHeater please”. ama nurse got scared, they suggested that she must go home.

When she got home, she died. They waited for her the whole day thinking she will wake up but she didn't. Abantu base mortuary arrived wearing their black suits bezomthatha, avule amehlo athi “haybo! Naze naClean kangaka, niyaphi?”. Yey babaleke baphume nge gate. Wahlala uGogo ethule, few days later wathi ningangivusi ksasa ngihambile.

It was true the following day she was no more. During her funeral abahlali beminyile and worried. Kuthiwe ningaculi kakhulu nizomvusa lomuntu. Umfundisi came with wireless headphones for everyone so makashumayela he won't make noise.

UGogo was indeed legendary.🔥🤞🏽

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17/05/2025

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17/05/2025

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17/05/2025

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17/05/2025

Apparently u Gogo brought chickens to school as a form of school fees payment for her Grandchildren not to be kicked out of school. 💔

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17/05/2025

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