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kxngatiemo 我是未来
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08/03/2023

My biggest flex is I don’t flex but, I COULD.

The humble don’t stumble.

28/02/2023

I don’t fake my lifestyle. I have good days, bad days, broke days, paid days. Up days, down days, but everyday I keep going.

15/02/2023

iPhone users be like "yohh iPhone idla iData" as if iAndriod idla amagwinya!

12/02/2023

SpongeBob: What if I break your trust someday?
Patrick: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

12/02/2023

Did you know that you can determine your illness by tasting your bo**er?

1. If it tastes sweet, you have diabetes.
2. If it tastes bitter, you have a liver cancer.
3. If it tastes sour, you have a kidney problem.

And if you really did try to taste it, you have a mental problem.

12/02/2023

The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA.

09/02/2023

Boys become men when they focus on building their bodies, mind, and wallet.

09/02/2023

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.806975 is the root of evil.

06/02/2023

Money will always be attracted to the hands that multiply it

06/02/2023

If you divide 100 by half of it and add 25 what do you get ? 🎄
Geniuses Only 🥇🏅

05/02/2023

School tip:

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher.

04/02/2023

Having a sugar daddy while you don’t know your real Dad is risky, What if… NVM!! 😂

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