Chris Excel 102

10/06/2026

👍🏿👏🏿👏🏿😩🙏

10/06/2026

Give a man free s*x, entertainment, and comfort, and he’ll forget his goals.

Give him pain and heartbreak, and he’ll feel like conquering the world.

Dear bro, hard times are a blessing, not a curse.

10/06/2026

“Babe switch off the lights, I am shy.”

Then the ignorant dck-driven boy goes ahead to switch off the lights.

2 days later,

• Pelvic pain

• Painful urination

• Whitish urethral discharge

• Anxiety & depression

• Regrets

Keep off women with tattoos

CHANGE or PERISH

10/06/2026

Flight ✈️ ticket - R30K

Stadium ticket per match 🎫 - R41 200

Accommodation 9 days 🏨- R166 500

Fast Food / Snacks 🍟- R8 700

Uber 🚕 - R14 500

Total = R343,300 … I want Mdlanga Commission after this 😭😭

10/06/2026

Buying Amagwinya at Pakistani and Somalian shop is another level of self hate 😭😭😭😭

10/06/2026

How do I explain to my children that Jerry Skhosana was only 21 years on this picture 😭😭😭

10/06/2026

Young man,

You are not depressed.

You are broke.

Make money.

Get rich,

And watch your so-called “depression” disappear.

10/06/2026

As a man, only a deep pocket and your mother's prayers will save you. You are on your own. Alwayyyyyyys on your own.

10/06/2026

09/06/2026

Monaco just proved to me that actually rich people are anonymous 😅😅😅😅