Forever Me iiv

24/09/2025

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"protect drunk girls , don't take advantage"

drunk girls: "usaba ikuku wena"🫵🏿🤣

24/09/2025

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A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam asked her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.

HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, second reason....!

HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, last reason.

HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd"

(Madam got furious, grabbed a stīck to smāsh her head)

MADAM: Did my husband say that?

HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.

MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase it 🥰🙏🙏

24/09/2025

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You were blaming January for being broke and Now it's September, So D0 you have the money now? 🤣🤣

24/09/2025

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I remember one day I came back from school with my maths paper which i scored 90%, my mother asked me why I added the 0 and I said I didn't add it. She gave me some stroke but I still insisted and she was about to kill me but I still insisted because truly I didn't add that 0, it was 9 that I added.😂😂😂

22/09/2025

Just take a look at the couple that is in court for Divorce 🤣🤣 i don't think it will happen 🤣🤣🔥🔥

22/09/2025

Trees of nowadays are behaving like people, i mean what are this trees doing now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

22/09/2025

21/09/2025

"I just want my mom to understand that i'm now a grown woman who can make her own decisions"

Her decisions 👇🏼👇🏼

20/09/2025

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My neighbour is showing off, i know he likes to brag about big things he has 🤣🤣🤣

20/09/2025

Just tell the truth 🤣🤣🤣

How do i explain to my Boss at work that I am late because of this?

Help me tell my Boss that there's traffic on the road🤣🤣

19/09/2025

yerrrr🤣🤣

It's really important to know how to drive, even
without your own car.
I was seated in the front seat and the taxi started to roll while the driver was away. Then people started to scream and say " pull handbrake, aaah! I switched on the harzard lights". Now we are all in ICU 😭😭

19/09/2025

True or false ?

Chubby ladies are the best when it comes to tlof tlof 😋🍑🔥🔥❤