14/05/2025
More breaking News from Oaklahoma, USA:
According to reliable X0 source, the USA government is considering suing the President of South Africa, Cyril Ramaphosa for giving the USA the wrong set of Afrikaner refugees. This comes after one of the so-called "Afrikaner" refugees.
Sampie Klopper was given corn seeds yesterday to go and plant in a farm near Tulsa. Instead, Klopper boiled the corn seeds and ate them with his family. It turns out that Klopper had misunderstood his new baas Mr Cruiser because he spoke very fast with a difficult mid-western English accent. The X0 source then did some digging and found out that none of the 49 Afrikaner refugees were farmers.
Six names and their past jobs were therefore revealed after some investigations:
1. Sampie Klopper (now Sam Glover in USA) was a Bolt driver in the area of Boksburg. In fact, his younger sister went to the same school where Charlize Theron was a learner before moving to the USA.
2. Kossie Snyman (now Cas Snowman) used to work as an usherer at the State Theatre in Pretoria in the early 1980's. His father was a hangman at the South African prison in Pretoria during apartheid.
3. Fanie Louw (now Frank Low) was a car guard at the supermarket complex in Benoni.
4. Jaco Oosthuysen (now Jacob Eastwood) was a truck driver from Orania who lost his job last year due to driving under the influence of brandy and coke.
5. Gerrie Terre'Blanche (now Gary TerrorBranch) a well-known insurance policy salesman from Alberton lost his job after defrauding the company he was working for.
6. Gerhardus Schoenmaker (now Gerald Schoemaker) has never worked in his life and he is from Bloemfontein.
The USA is now considering legal action against South Africa for not helping them in the vetting process of these so-called Afrikaner refugees. They want South Africa to pay for the chartered flight to bring these six home or face 145% tarrifs.
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