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•Ordained Meme Minister – Certified by the Streets of Mzans🇿🇦
•Loud and Proud Citizen of the Republic of Chaos Where the Wi-Fi cuts deep and comebacks leave scars.

27/10/2025

One day satan will be killed in Africa shame 🥹🥹

When I was at UNISA, we rented a big old house not too far from campus. It had six rooms, but we could only afford two —...
26/10/2025

When I was at UNISA, we rented a big old house not too far from campus. It had six rooms, but we could only afford two — the rest were empty. It was just the three of us gents living there, students trying to make it through the semester.

On weekends, my housemates would go home they were all Gauteng born and bred. I was the only one from Free State, so I usually stayed behind. That house was too quiet on weekends. It was big, cold, and something about it just felt... off. You know when a place just doesn’t breathe right?

One night, I came back from the corner shop after buying tomatoes. It was almost 8:30 at night, the streetlights were flickering, and that kind of Limpopo wind that sounds like whispering was blowing.

When I got inside, I went straight to my room. I closed the door, locked it like I always did before turning the lights on. I reached out to flip the switch... and my hand landed on something soft.

It felt like skin.
Warm. Breathing. Human.

At first I laughed nervously and said, “Eita, Moleki! Why are you here today though?” thinking it was my roommate just trying to prank me.

But the breathing got heavier. Slower. Almost wet.

When I finally turned on the light I swear to God my heart nearly stopped. It wasn’t Moleki.

Standing there in front of me was this thing. A man, but not really.
His jaw was too long, almost hanging. His arms stretched unnaturally low, fingers scraping the floor. His eyes were deep black, no white at all. His feet my God his feet looked like someone had stretched them like rubber.

He just stood there, breathing.

I tried to open the door, but I had locked it. My hands were shaking, searching for the key, but it wasn’t where I left it. The creature started moving closer, each step making the wooden floor creak like bones cracking.

Then, he reached out 🫴🏼his hand long and cold and touched my chest.
The room went ice cold.
Everything started spinning.
I remember his voice not even words just a deep, low growl vibrating in my skull.

Then everythin went black.

When I opened my eyes, it was morning.
The light was shining through the curtains, my tomatoes were scattered all over the floor and the door was still locked from inside.

I didn’t even pack my clothes. I just grabbed my bag and left.

Till this day, I don’t know what I saw.
But every time I pass that street, I still feel that same cold breath on my neck.

Somali women Vs. Their brothers
26/10/2025

Somali women Vs. Their brothers

Him watching you getting ready to leave in the morning, Knowing he's not giving you a single cent 🥹🥹
26/10/2025

Him watching you getting ready to leave in the morning, Knowing he's not giving you a single cent 🥹🥹

After yesterday’s killings, I know there’s a girl somewhere right now washing her only panty, getting ready for groove t...
26/10/2025

After yesterday’s killings, I know there’s a girl somewhere right now washing her only panty, getting ready for groove tonight. 💀

She’s broke, no money for drinks, no transport, no plan… but she’s already shouting “Outside, we outside!” like these streets are safe. 😭

Let’s be real it’s not that the girls who died yesterday didn’t have transport or didn’t know better. Some of them did everything right. But there’s always that one who still walks into danger thinking “God will protect me” while ignoring common sense.

You can’t be broke, drunk and careless that’s a death recipe, my girl. 🚩
You can’t just trust a guy because “he looks clean.” Ted Bundy also looked clean.
You can’t leave groove at 3AM alone and think angels will Uber you home.

These killers are not only on the news they’re in your city, at your groove spot, waiting for you to make one stupid move. And every weekend, some girls risk it all for free drinks and Instagram likes. 📸

Ladies, being careful is not being paranoid it’s being wise. The streets don’t love you. The devil doesn’t come with horns; sometimes he comes with a Hennessy and a soft voice. 🥃

Stay woke, not drunk. 🍻
Better miss one groove than have your picture trending with “Gone Too Soon.” 🕯️

Who did this 🥹🥹
26/10/2025

Who did this 🥹🥹

Guys please check on your female relatives and friends . 2 girls were found dead in Mamelodi , Ext 17. Such lovely young...
26/10/2025

Guys please check on your female relatives and friends . 2 girls were found dead in Mamelodi , Ext 17. Such lovely young women, they didn't deserve this 😭😭😭😭💔

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Bro To Bro,don't let this happen into your car,it brings bad luck📌🤔
26/10/2025

Bro To Bro,don't let this happen into your car,it brings bad luck📌🤔

She was supposed to be in the middle 😭😭so that the picture won't look improper
26/10/2025

She was supposed to be in the middle 😭😭so that the picture won't look improper

Bafethu, South Africa, this one is next level madness!A video of a local lady, Pertunia Lavender, has gone viral she wa...
25/10/2025

Bafethu, South Africa, this one is next level madness!

A video of a local lady, Pertunia Lavender, has gone viral she was LIVE on Facebook having RAW s3x with my friend for 40 minutes straight 😳🥹

She says she doesn’t even regret it, and the guy? A Pakistani who just came to SA last week!

During the stream, over 5,000 people were watching, some shocked, some laughing. One guy even tried to propose in the comments

People were dropping their phones, some fainted, others ran to their churches asking for forgiveness on her behalf during the live.

And her family ate this meat afterwards ☝🏼
25/10/2025

And her family ate this meat afterwards ☝🏼

Confession 1656:🔥 Yoh guys, I almost died trying to hustle in Cape Town 😭😭So 2 years ago I was in Cape Town, just mind...
25/10/2025



Confession 1656:🔥 Yoh guys, I almost died trying to hustle in Cape Town 😭😭

So 2 years ago I was in Cape Town, just minding my business, then I heard there’s a job opening for a welder. I said “ah no stress, welding is easy,” and I pulled up like a pro .

When I got there, they said they’re doing practical interviews we must weld a gas tank to show our skills. I was the first one called. They told me, “Just show us what you can do, we’ll tell you after if you got the job.”

They told the others to stand about 20 metres away just in case something happens.

So me, I took my welding machine, switched it on , and started working on the tank. Guys… I didn’t even finish one side next thing BOOM!!! 💥

The gas tank exploded! Yoh I just saw myself flying high-high like a drone! I passed the buildings, came down straight on my stomach in the neighbour’s yard . My jeans were gone, only dust and embarrassment left .

I couldn’t move for like five minutes. I was just lying there crying softly, the pain was too much .

After some time, I stood up and went back to the gate but yoh, when I got there, everyone was gone . They all ran away and left me there like a crime scene.

I managed to walk home slowly. When I got there, I went to the toilet that’s when I saw my p**i looking like a burnt vors , my bum and part of my back were burnt and p*eled .

To make things worse, I went back to the site to see if maybe I can pick up part of my flesh that came off . While I was checking, a dog came out of nowhere and ran away with my torn flesh and jeans.

Fast forward 2 years later even when I p*e, I must sit down like a woman..

Guys momatter how desperate you are , Don’t do jobs you don’t know, bafethu!

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