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•Loud and Proud Citizen of the Republic of Chaos Where the Wi-Fi cuts deep and comebacks leave scars.

This is our sisters in 2050. Most are dead and some are with their families taking care of grandkids , but these people ...
18/12/2025

This is our sisters in 2050. Most are dead and some are with their families taking care of grandkids , but these people are still at the groove… because they never learned life. 😢
3–8 baby daddies each. Grandkids on the way. Still chasing free booze, small change, and attention. No school. No jobs. No skills. No future. Just partying like life owes them something.

And now their kids are watching, copying, and walking straight into the same dead-end.
By now This is generational failure, but everybody acting like it’s fun. 💔

Life doesn’t wait. Time doesn’t stop. But they did.

If women can turn down 100 guys just ’cause they broke, then my guy, you can also say no to 100 hunnies that been passed...
18/12/2025

If women can turn down 100 guys just ’cause they broke, then my guy, you can also say no to 100 hunnies that been passed around like WiFi. 💀🔥

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for having standards, champ. Fair is fair — they don’t want broke guys, you don’t want used-up stock. Simple. 😭💯

18/12/2025

Why don’t you’all let the fathers get full custody of the baby 🤔and you get the kids on weekends

Cellmates right now knowing they won't get bored the whole December because Shebeshxt will perform for them
17/12/2025

Cellmates right now knowing they won't get bored the whole December because Shebeshxt will perform for them

Room sharing life is not for the weak 😭So last night this girl invited her boyfriend for a sleepover without telling her...
16/12/2025

Room sharing life is not for the weak 😭

So last night this girl invited her boyfriend for a sleepover without telling her roommate.
Roommate said, “Hayi no, I’m not going anywhere. This is my room too!!” Stood her ground like a landlord

The friend said 'okay' and carried on with her man. The whole night was awkward.
No privacy. No vibes. Just tension in the room.
The other girl suffered in silence, round after round, like load shedding stages

Morning comes… shame.
The other girl woke up h***y and with soaked pants.

life will humble you 😭😭😭

Ladies Be More Careful When You Shave 🪒 🍑 🙏😎A c**t is irreplaceable ☝🏼
15/12/2025

Ladies Be More Careful When You Shave 🪒 🍑 🙏😎

A c**t is irreplaceable ☝🏼

No offence but Women can climax 8 times, hydrate, fix their wig, reply to WhatsApps and still be ready for round 9.Men c...
15/12/2025

No offence but Women can climax 8 times, hydrate, fix their wig, reply to WhatsApps and still be ready for round 9.

Men climax once… maybe twice if the ancestors are happy… then it’s lights off, system frozen, “not responding”.
Needs water, deep breathing, motivational speech and a full 3 hours Windows 95 reboot 😏💀

Apertito gone wrong 😭😭😭
15/12/2025

Apertito gone wrong 😭😭😭

Private hospital trying to keep you sick so that they can eat all your money 😭😭😭
15/12/2025

Private hospital trying to keep you sick so that they can eat all your money 😭😭😭

Three ladies. One Zim gent. Pure madness.The ladies made this guy buy 24 Mimosas and 12 Ice Tropez like he owns the tave...
15/12/2025

Three ladies. One Zim gent. Pure madness.

The ladies made this guy buy 24 Mimosas and 12 Ice Tropez like he owns the tavern.
Laughing, flirting, calling him “babes” and “my person”.

Before the tavern even closed — voetsek 💨 — the ladies disappeared like a baby daddy after pragnancy.

The guy was so angry he said,
“I’m not hurt… I’m turning them into chicken 🐔.”

The rest is history 😭😭😭

Be careful when you drink inside malls. You’ll get arrested on 15 December, but your bail hearing? Eish… that one is onl...
15/12/2025

Be careful when you drink inside malls. You’ll get arrested on 15 December, but your bail hearing? Eish… that one is only on 3 January when courts reopen. You’ll be spending the whole festive season in the slammer while other people are braaing.🔥😂

How it started. Vs. How it's going
14/12/2025

How it started. Vs. How it's going

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