Banda JB

14/08/2026

14/08/2026

Azimai msinda viluyenda bwanji vikwati, olo kapena ni kupaseni chansi. 💯💯😆😆😆

14/08/2026

Chitolitoli

13/08/2026

The ultimate homecoming!!!😆😆😆🏬🏘️🏡
Look at you struggling every month to pay rent, stressing over bills, and fighting to keep a roof over your head… meanwhile, God has already prepared a permanent home for you in heaven. 😂
So why are you still struggling down here? Why not just go home? 🤣

Relax, don’t take this literally! 😂 Life is precious—keep fighting, keep praying, and keep paying that rent! 🏠🙏
Tag someone who needs to read this before the landlord does! 😂🔥

13/08/2026

Olo ndiwe okhulupilika bwanji, ngati una mimba, tidziwa zomwe unachita. 😆😆😆

13/08/2026

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Salish Adams Nkhoma, Christopher Paul Phiri, Phillip Mç Âsän, Josphat Banda, Isaac Jacob Phiri, Charles Miti, Godfrey Songani Phiri, Saul Tembo

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community,

13/08/2026

COMEDY ALERT!!!
The Hand 😂
I went to ask for her daughter’s hand in marriage… but when the mother asked why, I had to tell the truth: “Because I’m tired of using mine!” 😂😂
At this point, even the village elders are still trying to understand what I meant! 🤣

12/08/2026

Should I go ahead?
COMEDY ALERT!!!!

😂 🧺🤣
Ndinapereka zovala zonse kwa maid kuti azichape… koma nditafika pa kuwerenga, ndinapeza kuti chovala chimodzi chasowa! 😭😂
Nafusa maid: “Bamba Palibe apa?” 👀🩲
Maid akuti: “Sinaiwone, uku akuganiza, nifuna JB abwele kutenga Bamba yake kunyumba. 😂😂

Kodi ni mulondole nikatenge bamba yanga? 🤣 Olo bwanji?

12/08/2026

😂🐀 THE K500 THAT DISAPPEARED! 💸

I went to the brothel with K500 in my pocket… but this clever mouse decided to steal the money before I could pay. 😭😂

Now I’m back with a hoe, not to farm… but to dig up that mouse and recover my reputation! 🔨🐀
The woman is waiting for her money, the mouse is hiding underground, and me I’m outside explaining a situation I never planned for! 🤣🤣
Mouse, bring back my K500 before I become a full-time farmer looking for you! 😂😂

12/08/2026

I got over 100 reactions on one of my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉