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26/09/2025

My enemies have won 😭

DON'T GIVE ME PRESSURE OVER WHAT I WILL DO IN MY FIRST 100 DAYS   -APM By: IP I just monitored the first Press briefing ...
26/09/2025

DON'T GIVE ME PRESSURE OVER WHAT I WILL DO IN MY FIRST 100 DAYS -APM

By: IP

I just monitored the first Press briefing by the newly elected Malawi President Prof Author Peter Mtharika-APM of DPP & here is the summary of his presser:

1. He told Journalists and Malawians not to pressure him over what he intends to do in his first 100 days in office.

2. He promised a diverse and inclusive cabinet to reflect all tribes in Malawi.

3. His new Minister of Justice, yet to be appointed, maybe tasked to thoroughly look into what caused the death of late Vice President Saulosi Chilima who died in a plan crash.

4. He refused to raise hopes that he would be able to rehabilitate all the major bad roads in Malawi within three to four months because government processes takes longer than six months.

5. He doesn't mind if the outgoing President Lazarus Chakwera could be present during the inauguration.

6. He has pledged to work with the IMF, acknowledging that Malawi is part of the global World.

7. He has promised to strengthen governance institutions in Malawi to promote good governance and the rule of law.

8. He has pledged that his government would do everything to improve the cost of living among the ordary Malawians.

9. He has committed to prudence and fiscal discipline. Avoiding unnecessary expenditure will be priority.

10. He reprimanded the Malawian Broadcasting Corporation MBC journalists and other Media outlets who were critical of him while in opposition to reclaim their professionalism. "It is all wrong for Public Media and their Journalists to always wanting to impress those of us in government for favours"

Notably: Prof Mtharika only spent about 46 minutes and he did not speak much himself as the entire time was given to the Members of the Press to ask questions. In total 19 Journalists from both Public and Private Media were freely allowed to ask questions of their choice.

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26/09/2025

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26/09/2025

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26/09/2025

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ZAMBIAN CHILANGA MULILO GOES GÆY IN SOUTH AFRICAA Chilanga Mulilo is a Zambian traditional ceremony where the bride’s fa...
26/09/2025

ZAMBIAN CHILANGA MULILO GOES GÆY IN SOUTH AFRICA

A Chilanga Mulilo is a Zambian traditional ceremony where the bride’s family showcases traditional foods to the groom’s side, symbolizing how the in-laws will be hosted in the couple’s home. Though men may be present, the ritual is centered on women and daughters-in-law.

Recently, Nchima, a Zambian holding permanent residence in South Africa, hosted a Chilanga Mulilo for his South African gÆy partner.

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LUSAKA MOTHER RUINS CHILANGA MULILO ON PURPOSE TO TEACH MAN SNATCHER A LESSONA woman from Lusaka has reportedly ruined a...
26/09/2025

LUSAKA MOTHER RUINS CHILANGA MULILO ON PURPOSE TO TEACH MAN SNATCHER A LESSON

A woman from Lusaka has reportedly ruined a Chilanga Mulilo after she was paid to cook and prepare the woman who was about to go in the league of secrecy.

According to information available, the woman in question did not want to do the Chilanga Mulilo because her daughter, Mary Mazo, had explained to her that the man they were preparing the Chilanga Mulilo for was her boyfriend for 5 years and her friend, Pamela Kameya, only snatched him from her despite knowing their love affair.

It appeared Pamela, 33 years of age, captured the man because she was more than ready to settle having experienced everything there is but the other girl, Mary 23, who was dating the same man for five years, is the kind of girl with a double-minded mentality.

Whenever the guy asked to reach her parents, her response was give me sometime. I cannot get married I am young.

This could be the reason why the man decided to settle with Pamela to kill the urge of jumping from one skirt to another especially that the numbers of HIV cases are skyrocketing and ARVs might not be there forever.

Pamela made the mistake of her life when she approached Mary's mother to be her front woman in preparing Chilanga Mulilo. She had no option because this old woman is the best in Lusaka.

Meanwhile, it is allegedly believed that after preparing food and other edibles the whole night, Mary's mother started spoiling things and ruined everything on purpose. She added a glass of salt to every dish, dismantled chickens and walked away after being confronted.

Pamela says they spent over K35, 000 on the Chilanga Mulilo and now everything is ruined.

This could be the mother of the year!

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