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😋😋 I attended my friend’s grandmother’s burial yesterday, but according to their tradition, during every burial, an old ...
12/08/2025

😋😋 I attended my friend’s grandmother’s burial yesterday, but according to their tradition, during every burial, an old man must come out and announce who will be the next to die 😭😭

So this old man came out and said, “The first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die.” 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Since day before yesterday morning till now, my people, we’re still at the burial site. 😥 Even a 98-year-old man is still here, asking me if my parents won’t be worried about me at home 🙆😂🤣

12/08/2025

I wonder , which scientist told Africans that the remaining water after bathing is for washing underwears🤣🤣🇿🇲

Today I bought this game because when I was young i couldn’t afford it 😁😁
12/08/2025

Today I bought this game because when I was young i couldn’t afford it 😁😁

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12/08/2025

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11/08/2025

She left a note on my fridge
"It's not working,goodbye"
But I opened the fridge and it was still working 🫤😕

I'm about to buy myself an Iphone 16 pro max for free 😌
11/08/2025

I'm about to buy myself an Iphone 16 pro max for free 😌

mentioned that one student here 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
11/08/2025

mentioned that one student here 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

The South Fulton Police Department in Georgia is looking for a missing 16-year-old girl and her mother says she has a br...
10/08/2025

The South Fulton Police Department in Georgia is looking for a missing 16-year-old girl and her mother says she has a brain tumor and history of seizures. https://tinyurl.com/hvf84ybd

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05/08/2025

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Watching football with your wife is like:🤣👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool...
30/07/2025

Watching football with your wife is like:🤣

👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"
👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool"
👨🏽‍🦱"That's a good team"
👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"

*After a few minutes De Bruyne scores*

👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving”😥😓
👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭😭😭

Ama 2K won't understand this picture😂😂😂
30/07/2025

Ama 2K won't understand this picture😂😂😂

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