13/02/2024
1. Females have magical powers! 🤗
They get wët without water...
They bleëd without injüry...🥲
They make boneless meat härd...🥹
They make men eat without coòking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me..😁😒😒🙄😂😂.
2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲
And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂
3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 💥💥💥😂😂😂
4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒
No, Nkechi! That’s a puppy!!!! 🙄😂😂😂
5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 😂😂😂😂😂😂
6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤🩹
Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC alone on your own without help 😒🙄😒😒😂😂
7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 😒😂😂😂
8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “Joshua”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 💥💥😒😂😂😂
9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you🥹... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭
Happy Sunday oo 😂😂😂
10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
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