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16/07/2025

When you visit a ZANACO branch, make sure you carry packed lunch.

16/07/2025

When we first moved to lusaka from livingstone. The first house we rented in kamwala south, one of our neighbours I had just met asked me,

"How r u finding lusaka, i see u already found a school for your boy, which school does he go to?"

Nati, "which boy?"

Her: there's that young man who u take to the bus station every morning, u even carry his school bag. I don't know if he's your young brother or nephew.

I just cudnt understand who she was referring to.

The following morning I woke up around 04 as usual, prepared awisi Fe for work & around 07hrs, I walked out with him to es**rt him to the bus station (we didnt have a car back then). When I returned home from the station, i found the neighbour waiting for me by her kitchen door & said,

That's the boy I was asking u about. The one u r just from taking to the station.

Ine ☠️☠️😱😱😱😵😵😵🤯🤯🤯

Nati aSisy ndiye bamudala banga bamene baja😭.

Nati that's my husband imwe shuwa nemunzanu 🥺.

That man is 7yrs older than me😭.

By the time i was born, he already even knew how to insult😔.

Ninshi nemunzanu that's my impregnancer, ba head of household, pillar of my family, my sosovjoy imwe ati ni ba pupils.

Ninshi me your friend that same person rocks my world, bamani panga kuchito ni zizilika mendo imwe ati 'school boy'😔.

Awe she really hurt my feelings.

I quietly walked into my house & sat in the corner alone. that day i was depressed.
(That was before I had self esteem😂).

I even called my mother to report ati kuno mayo people r saying that awisi Fe niba fana banga ba school boy ba pa kabulonga boys secondary school 😭.

Instead of comforting me, my mother cracked up laughing. So I never told anyone else this story not even awisi Fe until tonight😂.

Fast forward to 2yrs later. Awisi Fe & I had an argument & since i was still childish back then, I packed my bags & left at around 21hrs.

I didn't have transport money, so I didn't go far. I was just walking slowly to the bus station hoping he wud com

16/07/2025

Tall girls apologize when they are wrong...

Not utu utubotolo twa mojo 😏

16/07/2025

I remember when my Ex sent me a breakup text while on my way to pick up my Sister from school. I came home with the wrong kid💔😭

16/07/2025

Police quiz Mwaka over p***o videos

SUPER model Mwaka Halwiindi spent the larger part of last evening using her mouth to answer police questions over viral p***o videos that she featured in.

This is after two weeks of netizens and journalists querying the police on why Mwaka had not been arrested almost immediately the videos leaked.

A fortnight ago, the model went viral after she was seen in a video devouring the alleged reproductive organs of Kazadi like a famished child clinging to its mother’s breasts, almost swallowing the entire milked properties.

Days later, Mwaka was seen in different videos, bouncing and grinding on different baby making hosepipes.

Around 17:00 hours yesterday, police finally found transport to apprehend Mwaka and booked her into Chilenje police station together with her companion, David Kazadi who was couriered all the way from Livingstone.

Later after quizzing the duo, police moved Mwaka to Kabwata police station while Kazadi was left locked up at Chilenje police station.

According to sources at Chilenje police station, Mwaka was warned and cautioned for production of obscene material, contrary to Section 177 of the Penal Code Act, Chapter 87 of the Laws of Zambia and so was Kazadi.

Both are yet to be formally charged.

Meanwhile, Kazadi opted to remain silent, despite understanding the charge as told by his lawyer, Simon Mwila.

By Catherine P**e

Kalemba, July 16, 2025

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