Chris Vijhas

04/06/2026

Drop your offers but ima zima mumwamba sometimes,..swap and top up allowed

03/06/2026

30/05/2026

The type of timing I’m on:

29/05/2026

Thief 187 🤣🤣🤣

28/05/2026

When you're mad and want to slam your bedroom door, but it's a curtain.

24/05/2026

08/05/2026

Ahh 'Award' by DJ Mzenga Man is an awesome song... I regret to why it took me long to listen to it..
I also loved the fact that he used KB as the producer when he could have done it himself.. that shows respect 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽.
And here's to award to you Sir for honoring all the artists 🌹

07/05/2026

Pressure is real.. Yesterday a man in a bus scratched my head he thought it was his

03/05/2026

1. Open ChatGPT
2. Upload your image
3. Paste Prompt

“Generate a photograph Using the exact face from the reference photo. Do not change facial structure, skin tone, or identity. Keep it natural and realistic, not AI-looking.

Mirror selfie via MacBook screen, medium close-up (chest up), slight tilt, realistic phone perspective. Focus on the laptop screen.

Outfit: oversized black cotton fleece hoodie (hood up, no logos), thick-frame glasses.

Pose: head slightly lowered and tilted.Hair partly covering eyes, lOne hand near nose, the other holding an iPhone taking the selfie. Calm, effortless expression.

Environment: minimalist dim room, vertical panel wall + marble texture. MacBook screen shows Photo Booth preview with Spotify open.

Lighting: soft cool light from screen + subtle warm ambient light. Natural, no cinematic effects, no bokeh. Sharp facial details.

Aspect ratio 3:4.

Negative: low quality, blurry, distorted, bad anatomy, bad hands, extra fingers, plastic skin, unrealistic reflection, watermark, text.

03/05/2026

Post for me admin. I traveled all the way from Lusaka to spend the weekend with my boyfriend in Monze. I went there on Friday, on Saturday night his so called female friend called him that she is having issue with her boyfriend so she is coming to spend the night with us.

I was like wow, meaning what? When did this one start, is this what they’ve been doing when I’m not around? I was just asking myself so many questions.

The lady came, to my surprise and the audacity, my boyfriend told me to sleep in the sitting room so that she can feel comfortable in the bedroom whiles he keep her company.😀herh, immediately I packed my things to leave that night.
I broke up with him that night even though the relationship was 2yrs. I’m not a fool never 👎 It was late but I went to the station and I wondered if I will get a car but I couldn’t so I slept in a guest house. The next morning I arrived home in Lusaka and cried for 30min, wiped my tears and become normal as if nothing happened.

Godfrey, I know you are seeing this, thank you.