31/12/2024
“ Recently, I walked into a clothing store at the mall, where I saw a toddler, likely not older than five, screaming at the top of their lungs, possibly throwing a tantrum. This loud screech did not stop until their mother shoved her phone into the toddler’s hands. Then, as the crying quieted, I heard the Cocomelon introduction. I observed as the toddler glanced at some animated oranges dancing. This prompted a conversation between my friend and me, who told me that her nine-year-old cousin has not stopped saying “skibidi” every time he greets her. “Skibidi” is another symptom of brain rot - it originates from a web series named “Skibidi Toilet” where the toilets attempt to overtake the human race. The term Skibidi has been flung around - it is a nonsensical word, literally meaning nothing. The degree of the presence of the term Skibidi in your vocabulary, and on your social media feed, most definitely determines how severely brain-rotted you are. ”
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Written by: Mayada Abuhaleeqa
Issue 267: Mayday