The Unlikely Accountant

22/04/2026

Most people think they’re investing…
but they’re either:

• sitting in cash
• picking random funds
• or accidentally all in the same thing

And then wondering why nothing’s really happening.

Good news though, this is fixable.

You don’t need to be an expert.
You just need a simple, clear plan.

If you’ve been meaning to start but haven’t…
or you’re not sure if what you’re doing is “right”

comment INVEST and I’ll help you get started properly

17/04/2026

Most people think they’re diversified…

Until they realise their entire portfolio moves the same way 😅

A few “good stocks” doesn’t mean a good portfolio.
If everything you own reacts to the same news, same rates, same hype… you’re not really spreading risk.

This is why so many people underperform the market without even realising it.

Sometimes the boring option wins.
Simple. Diversified. Consistent.

Save this as your reminder to actually check what you own 👀

What’s the biggest position in your portfolio right now?

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16/04/2026

The new tax 🗓️ year officially kicked off on April 6th, and while a "fresh start" sounds great in theory, for many of us, it’s coming with a side of "where did my coffee budget go?

​I’m breaking down exactly what these changes mean for your bank account and how to keep as much of your hard-earned cash as possible. 🛡️

​💬 JOIN THE CONVERSATION

​Drop a "🙋‍♀️" in the comments if you’ve noticed your take-home pay looks different this month! Let’s help each other out—share one tip you're using to save on tax this year below! 👇

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15/04/2026

"Stop losing money to the 'invisible' shifts in the economy! 📉

​Here are 3 critical ways your money has changed that nobody is talking about—and how you can stay ahead. 💰✨

​Which of these surprised you the most? Let me know in the comments 👇

💾 Save this post so you don't forget these tips!

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09/04/2026

Looking to keep your bank balance happy without sacrificing your favorite treats? It’s time to stop leaving money on the table and start hacking your loyalty cards! 💳✨

We all know the feeling of scanning a card and seeing the price drop, but are you truly maximizing the perks? From hidden vouchers to points that actually add up to a free shop, the "Loyalty Card Hack" is the ultimate win for your wallet.

Take the Boots Meal Deal, for example. If you aren't scanning your Advantage Card, you’re literally paying more for the same sandwich! 🥪🥤 It’s one of the easiest ways to shave off the pounds daily while building up points for that high-end skincare or fragrance you’ve had your eye on.

How to Master the Hack:

Stack the Savings: Use your store app to check for "personalized offers" before you hit the till.

Watch for Points Events: Wait for "10x points" days to buy your essentials.

The Meal Deal Math: Always scan! It’s the difference between a standard lunch and a savvy bargain.

Stop paying full price when you don't have to. Who else is obsessed with seeing that total go down at checkout? 👇💸

09/04/2026

08/04/2026

Moving abroad or thinking about it? Before you start planning your new life in the sun ☀️ - HMRC will want to know if you’re still theirs.

The Statutory Residence Test is what decides whether you’re a UK tax resident - and it basically comes down to two things: how many days you spend in the UK, and how connected you still are to it (think family, a home, or a job here).

183+ days in the UK in a tax year and you’re automatically considered resident. Fewer than that, and it gets a bit more nuanced - your ties to the country start to matter a lot.

This is worth knowing early, because where you’re tax resident affects what income you’re taxed on and where. Getting it wrong can be a costly surprise.

Not financial advice - if you’re planning a move, speak to a tax adviser who specialises in this. But consider this your starting point. 🙌

Save this post and share it with anyone who’s thinking about making the move abroad 📌

07/04/2026

Stop throwing your money in the trash (aka your compost bin). 🍓💸

​We’ve all been there: you buy a beautiful carton of fresh raspberries with the best intentions, only to find them fuzzy and moldy 48 hours later. It’s basically like flushing $7 down the drain.

​If you want to slash your grocery bill without sacrificing your smoothie game, it’s time to embrace the Freezer Section. 🧊

​Why Frozen > Fresh:

​Cost Efficiency: You’re paying for the fruit, not the "seasonal" markup or the shipping air.

​Zero Waste: Use exactly what you need, when you need it. No more "ticking time bomb" fruit on the counter.

​Peak Nutrition: Frozen fruit is picked and flash-frozen at its nutritional peak, whereas "fresh" fruit often loses nutrients during long-haul transport.

​Texture Hack: Frozen fruit makes smoothies thicker and creamier without needing extra ice (which just waters down the flavor).

​✨ PRO TIP: Check the ingredients! The best frozen bags have one ingredient: Fruit. Avoid the ones with added sugars or syrups.

​Tag a friend who needs to stop letting their berries die a slow death in the fridge! 🧊👇

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02/04/2026

Tax season doesn’t have to be a headache, but "forgetting" you're a UK resident certainly will be! 🇬🇧💸
​If you’ve moved abroad but still have ties to the UK, you might be closer to a tax bill than you think. Understanding the Statutory Residence Test is the difference between keeping your hard-earned money and handing over a massive chunk to HMRC.
​In this video, we cover:
​The "Day Count" rule (it’s not as simple as you think!).
​How "Sufficient Ties" can pull you back into the UK tax net.
​Common mistakes expats make when managing split years.
​🚀 Why you need to watch:
​The rules are clinical and strict. One extra day in the UK or an unexpected "tie" could change your status and lead to double taxation.
​Don't get stung by the taxman! 🐝
​[SAVE] this post so you can reference these rules before booking your next trip back home. 📌
[SHARE] this with a fellow expat who needs to stay on the right side of HMRC! ✈️
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01/04/2026

3 allowances that expire on 5 April - and you cannot get them back.

(Swipe before it’s too late)

Every year I watch people miss these. Not because they don’t care - because nobody told them. So here you go!!