Renee Camping

03/07/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband came home, and she heard him going into the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.
She saw him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone... Yeah, I know, about time, right? I'm coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you... Can't wait to see you... We'll do all the naughty things you like."
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see. ⬇️

03/07/2025

MY HUSBAND LIED TO ME THAT HIS BOSS WOULDN'T GIVE HIM PATERNITY LEAVE – I GASPED WHEN I FOUND OUT HIS REASON
So today, I was talking to my husband about us taking maternity and paternity leave together. You know, so we could manage the baby as a team and he could help me while I recovered.
Then he drops this on me: he said he spoke to his boss, and apparently, he wasn’t allowed to take paternity leave because of some huge project coming up.
Worse, he hinted that he could lose his job if he didn’t travel to another city for a few months to handle it. I was heartbroken, but what could I do? With me going on maternity leave and not working, we really needed the income. So I tried to accept it and move on.
A few days later, I bumped into his boss’s wife at the grocery store. We’d known each other back in university, so we stopped to chat. She asked how everything was going with the pregnancy and the baby. I couldn’t help myself—I kind of snapped and said something like, “Well, it’d be better if your husband approved paternity leave instead of sending new dads away from their families.”
She just stared at me, totally puzzled. Then she said, “Wait… your husband is on paternity leave. I’m not sure what you’re talking about.”
I was STUNNED. I rushed home immediately. He was in the shower when I got there, and his phone was just lying on the table. I usually don’t snoop, but I had a gut feeling something was off. I didn’t know what I was expecting—another woman? Gambling debt? Something shady?
But within seconds, I found the real reason.
And I WENT PALE when I saw the texts! ⬇️
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03/07/2025

A week before my wedding, I caught my future MIL in my room—taking pictures of my wedding dress.
When I asked what she was doing, she smiled sweetly and said, "Oh, honey, just a keepsake. It's such a beautiful dress."
That should've been my first red flag.
Then came the questions—about my bouquet, my hair, my lipstick. Annoying, but harmless.
Or so I thought.
On my wedding day, I stood at the altar, heart pounding—and then THE CHURCH DOORS CREAKED OPEN.
I turned… and froze.
There she was. My MIL-to-be. In an IDENTICAL WEDDING DRESS.
Same lace. Same bouquet.
On her arm? Her boyfriend. Beaming.
"Surprise surpriiiiiise!" she called out.
"Since my bunny and I were never officially married… we thought, why not a DOUBLE WEDDING? We're practically twins! Isn't that amazing?" She TWIRLED.
Gasps. Whispers. Laughter.
I was humiliated. Shaking. Ready to walk out. But then my fiancé leaned in and whispered,
"Hold on. I know exactly what to do. Just trust me."
He turned to his mother, loud enough for all to hear:
"Wow, Mom. Same dress, same bouquet, same church… But you forgot ONE thing."
She blinked. "What?" ⬇️

03/07/2025

03/07/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A wealthy old man was lying on his d.eathbed when it occurred to him that he had never made a will.
So, he called his lawyer to help him draft one.
The next day, the lawyer arrived, and the old man said, "I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I've taken so much; I should give something back."
"How generous of you," the lawyer replied. "I’ll make sure that happens right away."
"I also want 25% to go to my son. He’s been waiting for the day he could get his hands on my money," the old man added.
"Okay, I’ll make sure he gets 25%," the lawyer responded.
"And the rest should go to my wife, on the condition that she remarries after I die," the old man said.
A bit puzzled, the lawyer asked, "Okay, I’ll make sure that happens. But may I ask why you want her to remarry? It's a rather unusual request."
The old man grinned and said, 😓😂 (continue reading in the first comment)

03/07/2025

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02/07/2025

"In the ninth month, my baby died in my womb. The doctors said they had to remove him immediately and had an emergency cesarean section. After they cut me and saw what they took out, a grave silence was left in the operating room… When I understood what was happening, my husband and I were in shock" - Check the comments 👇👇👇⁡‏ ‫

02/07/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says, “Give me six double brandies.”
The bartender raises an eyebrow. “Rough day?”
“You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.”
The next day, the same man returns, looking even more dejected. He orders another six double brandies.
The bartender shakes his head. “Back again? What happened this time?”
With a deep sigh, the man replies, “I just found out my son is gay too.”
On the third day, the man stumbles in once more, looking completely defeated. Again, he orders six double brandies.
The bartender, now genuinely concerned, leans in and asks.. ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)👇

02/07/2025

She bared all in a bikini malfunction caught on camera.

02/07/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns.
One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray. She went to the priest and told him, "Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon."
The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property as 'our' not 'your.'
Several days later, the same nun noticed that the hedge needed to be trimmed. She again went to the priest and told him, "Father, I've noticed that your... I mean our hedge needs to be trimmed."
The priest thanked her for again bringing something to his attention and this time asked her if she had seen his watch that had gone missing. She said she hadn't, but assured him she would look for it.
A few days later the parish received word that the bishop would be coming for a visit. The entire parish was busy readying the church for the visit.
On the day the bishop arrived, the same nun came down the front stairs yelling,... ⤵️
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02/07/2025

The worst celeb outfits at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding bash are in the comments 👇🏻👀