
13/09/2025
The Chaser has managed to do what it does best – faceplant spectacularly while pretending it’s satire.
Instead of writing something clever, the self-styled “comedy” outfit decided the perfect gag would be to mock Charlie Kirk’s assassination mid-speech at Utah Valley University.
Their headline? “R U OK? Day not going well at Turning Point.”
Yep. A bloke gets his neck ventilated on stage and they think the funniest angle is a su***de prevention pun. Not edgy, not witty – just bargain-bin shock jock humour with less punch than a decaf latte.
The article went further, sneering that Kirk’s crew “questioned gun control” before deciding to “stick to their guns after remembering the shooting happened at a school.”
Australians weren’t having a bar of it. Critics called it “objectively unfunny” and “human garbage,” with one quip landing harder than anything in The Chaser’s writers’ room: “Not even ABC Comedy level.” Ouch.
When ABC rejects call you unfunny, you’ve really bottomed out. Predictably, The Chaser slammed the big red button and turned off X comments – which, let’s be real, is the online equivalent of hiding under the doona.
But the circus didn’t stop there. Crikey associate editor Cam Wilson got caught out in leaked messages saying it was “fine to joke about” Kirk’s death and that the conservative was basically responsible for his own demise.
He even mused about MAGA “mass executing the left” but, hey, “let’s be chill.” Yeah, nothing says chill like gleefully meme-ing a bloke’s murder.
The culprit behind the Chaser piece? Editor John Delmenico – the same bloke who once tried to cancel a toothpaste ad for saying “make the White choice.”
So where does this leave us? With a so-called satire outlet that’s less The Onion and more The Shallot – cheap, bitter, and guaranteed to make you cry for the wrong reasons.
Kirk’s assassination was shocking enough without being turned into a punchline by clowns whose humour peaked with “we put a sausage roll in John Howard’s mailbox” two decades ago.
Love him or hate him, Charlie Kirk’s dead. And if your big comedic play is “haha, R U OK? Day, get it?” – maybe it’s time to hang up the typewriter, lads. The joke’s not just on you – the joke is you.