25/07/2025
Today I actually tried. I put on comfy casual clothes, looked in the mirror, and thought, Yeah okay, this works. Tummy’s covered, we’re good. Feeling kinda cute.” Then my 9-year-old walks in, looks me up and down, and goes, “You look like a massive potato.”
I still don’t know if I wanted to laugh, cry, or just roll into the oven and roast myself.
Anyway, shoutout to my little honesty coach, keeping me humble since 2015. 🥔😂