05/07/2025
Scarface has my vote! 🐊
We bring you an exclusive Interview, unfiltered , unapologetic, Days of the Daintree A lister.
🙋♂️Our guest, true survivor ,apex predator, ancient legend, & frankly a bit of a unit, Scarface.
🐊Glad to be here.
🤔 Let’s jump right in. There’s been talk that we need to control your numbers coz you have no natural predators?
🐊 Ohhh, that one! When I first read that, I deadset thought it was satire. You mob do know we’ve been here since Dino’s 🦕 were doing the cha-cha, right ? Millions of yrs just minding our own bizz, surviving meteors & ice ages.
😩 So, you don’t think human management is necessary?
🐊 Management well you lot are nailing that alright , managing the planet right into a bin fire. Climate’s cracking, oceans full of plastic, don’t get me started on the housing market. The overpopulation aint us , don’t mean to be rude, but… it’s you lot .
Coz nothing eats us when we’re big? I best give elephants & blue whales the heads-up , are they next on your ‘no predators’ hit list ?
😞Good point.
🐊Let’s not forget — you newcomers here in Aussie land, not tryN to be offensive . But we have lived here, unmanaged, for let’s say… oh, 65,000 years. No dramas. Then you lot rock up, call it management, nearly wiped us out. And let’s be honest, you’ve got a bit of a track record in that department.
😮 So you’re saying you aren’t the problem?
🐊 We’re the original locals, been running rivers & keepN ecosystems tidy since B4 mammals even had a go.
😶final message.
🐊 The housing market’s tanked — not for you lot, for us. The waters full of plastic, the rivers are warmer than a pie on the dash & you’re out here chucking cane toads around like party favours, then acting surprised when things get messy. You’re overfishing, overbuilding, & overcooking the planet but yeah, let’s ‘manage 🐊s. You don’t have to like us, the feelings mutual. But don’t pretend culling is about balance. It’s about convenience, ego and domination .
