Yakson J Nuggets

13/09/2025

My Idoma girlfriend called me on the phone that she is craving for "Epi" , I pretended like I didn't hear her clearly, she pronounced it trice hnmmmm "Atogbo megbamiooo" I exclaimed.

The Igala in me didn't let me think twice so I got up freshen up , bought some chopes and beverages bearing in mind that I be giving the love of my life " EPI" as she requested

Fast-forward I got there sooner than later, she welcomed me with all the romantic pleasantries of India standard , Awwnn I hummed in my subconscious mind.. at this point I smiled with ecstasy, strategizing on our to deliver my polling unit.

The love of my life took the packages I got for her and loosen it to see the content..... 😏😏 She was searching inside the leather obviously she was looking for something like something was missing from it

After a while she asked me, where is the "Epi " I asked for .😌😌😌😌 At this point I was beginning to get confused... The Igala in me was still watering my fantasy as she was looking at me like I left what she asked for to bring another thing

Again she asked with a dissatisfied eyes" where is the Epi I asked for...😏😏 Ohhhh ok let go the the bedroom so I give you... Haba what is connection between EPI and Bedroom she asked and ignorant me say no be for bedroom we go take knack❓😆😆😆😆 knack wetin she laughed in cacophony

Ohhhh Yakson what are you thinking Epi is garden egg in Idoma Language.... 🫢🫢🫢🫢Atooooooogbooo I exclaimed so we both started laughing...

Ok my bad now that I'm here thinking u were h***y let get down to it so I can go get you the Epi (garden egg) no be only 🥹🥹🤣 she smirked at me and said I am on my period 🤣🤣🤣 with fuming voice I said Kaiiii "uwu ofu ch'e" in Igala language and she replied there you go again, we can't do this it is forbidden.... There and then she told me Ofu means pen!s in English...

POV: WHAT EVER YOU SAY IN YOUR LANGUAGE MAY MEAN ANOTHER THING IN OTHER LANGUAGES...
PEACEOUT✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿✌
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EJEH PEN CRAFT MEDIA

12/09/2025

Rugged Aboki
It been long here, Hope you are doing well

10/09/2025

Would a Masquerade Reciting the Quran Be Construed as a Misuse of the Masquerade?

23/08/2025

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18/08/2025

15/08/2025

Ojo odoba ogagwu,
Ojo chamachala iam great full for the gift of life.....

Happy birthday to me

07/08/2025

United we stand, divided we fall....

Brothers putting heads together, plotting and planning something good.

Thanks for your efforts for the progress of Igala land Amb Apostle Sunday Wada Apstle Sunday & Com Richard Enemona.

07/08/2025

God bless richly Fada DonBon for supporting the youth

Should Nigeria Regulate the Prices of Staple Goods?Nigeria House of Commons Episode 2Food prices are through the roof, and Nigerians are feeling it every day...

26/07/2025

19/06/2025

Dear Rev. Fada DonBon

I want to specially thank you for creating the awareness for Our brother Mc. Jekabeche from ofugo in Ankpa local government of kogi state who embarked on a very adventurous trip on bicycle from Ankpa to Abuja.

My suggestions are:

1.To see how we can get the attention of the brand that produced the bicycle he rode from Ankpa to Abuja to endorse him as one of their ambassador

2. The brand of the energy drink he sip that provide him the energy to pull his pedals need to be part of those that will at least endorse him

3. If he eventually succeed to get to His Excellency Sir Idris HK , His bicycle should be dedicated to the national museum in his Honor

4 our dear brother Sunday Attabor should invite him to Urah TV for special interview to connect him with the necessary bodies

5. An appeal should be made for either a road , round about or Junction to be named after him in his home town , it wouldn't take any thing from us.

6. Kogi state government should be proud of him because his Trip on bicycle from Ankpa to Abuja has proven to a reasonable extent that insecurities on our roads in kogi state has reduced

I pray he succeed on his adventurous Trip.
🖊️🖊️🖊️
Yakson J Nuggets

10/06/2025

Men are like photographer they don't normally appear in the picture they shot, even if the modern camera came with selfie he may inconvenience others in the picture...

A joy of every photograph is to see the object in the pictures comes out in a flamboyant color

In the cause of taking the pictures, if the position of the targeted object isn't okay, the photographer may sure he either change the position of the object of his own position for better results

Do have it in mind that no matter how many goals a football goalkeeper save people will only remember that which he couldn't save, in same vein if the pictures comes out bright people don't normally think about the photographer but if the pictures are bad they will search for the photographer in dismay

Women carry a child in their belly for 9 months but the man Carry the child's responsibilities through out his life Time.

The world don't care to know about your procedure , process and methodology but the results, nearly can't kill a bird

I urge men to take out time out of their busy schedule to take care of themselves, the world is unfair to Man

Yakson J Nuggets

05/06/2025

Happy birthday to you Fada DonBon
May your new age bring you succor without Rancor