Woy Woy Toy Boy

10/11/2025

Farewell John Laws. At last, Otto's might have a free table for lunch.

For anyone over the age of 150 who has been devastated at the hospitalisation of radio "personality" John Laws, here is my tribute from back in the day.

IF JOHN LAWS & I WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH

Well, the human race has died.
It's been diseased & polluted & fried
& the only two left are John Laws & I,
& I've got nowhere to hide.

Well, he gives me that come hither look
& I feel decidedly crook,
& with a wink of his eye, he undoes his fly.
Have you ever seen a plucked, dead chook?

Well, I'm young & I'm fit & I'm lean,
& I decide to run off from this scene.
He says, "But what will you do? There's only us two."
I say, "Valvoline. You know what I mean."

11/02/2024

27/09/2023

When you can't get Kylie tickets in Vegas.

04/07/2023

Or is it too soon?

07/06/2022

Onya Dazza!

17/03/2021

For anyone over the age of 150 who has been devastated at the hospitalisation of radio "personality" John Laws, here is my tribute from back in the day.

IF JOHN LAWS & I WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH

Well, the human race has died.
It's been diseased & polluted & fried
& the only two left are John Laws & I,
& I've got nowhere to hide.

Well, he gives me that come hither look
& I feel decidedly crook,
& with a wink of his eye, he undoes his fly.
Have you ever seen a plucked, dead chook?

Well, I'm young & I'm fit & I'm lean,
& I decide to run off from this scene.
He says, "But what will you do? There's only us two."
I say, "Valvoline. You know what I mean."

03/11/2020

QLD Labor Offers Murdoch, Palmer Exemptions on Death Tax

In what has been called a "truly magnanimous" gesture following her historic third election win, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has offered the executors for the estates of NewsCorp's Rupert Murdoch and mining magnate Clive Palmer special exemptions from Labor's non-existent death tax.

"The opposition really gave us a run for their money during this election," said the Premier. "So, in the spirit of unity, I'd like to extend an exemption from all state death taxes to both the estates of Mr Murdoch and Mr Palmer.

"However, given the pandemic-induced recession we find ourselves in, this would be a limited time offer. Ideally, the respective executors must be in a position to apply by December 25, 2020."

25/07/2020

BREAKING: Researchers Discover New Test for Narcissism

16/07/2020

Meanwhile at the Masked Kool-Aid Ball ...