24/01/2026
This is one of those stories that just punches you in the gut if you care about country towns and local footy-netball. 💔
Clunes Football Netball Club might not survive long-term, and Hepburn Shire Council’s response has been to wave around a $30 million price tag and shut the whole conversation down. 😠
The club wasn’t asking for some shiny Taj Mahal. They wanted a practical, flood-safe precinct that footy, netball, cricket, bowls and the wider community could actually use. 🏃🏻➡️
Instead, consultants came back with gold-plated plans, two ovals, and a fantasy budget that everyone involved knew would never happen. 😑
The club reckons a solid, modern facility could be done for $5-7 million, which honestly sounds far more realistic than council’s fantasy number. 🏉
Right now, they’re stuck at Bull Millgate Oval, which floods, doesn’t drain, has cramped changerooms, almost no netball facilities, ancient toilets, no proper community space, and basically zero capacity to grow with the town. 🏟️
The president, Brendan Sheehan, is openly saying he can’t see how the club is still operating there in 10 years. That’s not drama, that’s a warning siren. 🚨
And the kicker? This wasn’t just about footy. They wanted a community hub for functions, kids, disability access, everything the town currently lacks. A proper heart for Clunes. 🖤
Instead, council’s answer is bureaucratic waffle about “financial constraints” and vague promises of upgrades with no actual funding or plan. That’s how towns slowly rot – not with a bang, but with endless reports and no action. 😡
If a council can’t find a way to support the one thing that keeps a country town alive – sport, community, kids, volunteers – then what the hell are they there for? 🤔
This isn’t just about a club. This is about whether Clunes gets a future, or gets managed into quiet decline by spreadsheet warriors... 😔