Kifayah Maine Coons Australia

Kifayah Maine Coons Australia Located in Melbourne.Registered breeder .Our breeding cats are Imported from IT,PL,NZ &GE with lines from BE/RU/HU.

Primary focus of our breeding program is health/type &Temperment-DNA/Heart scan-HCM/HIP scores-N/N ,Fiv/felv-N/N

20/09/2026

🌶️ THE SPICE CREW ARE MANIFESTING BIG BOY ENERGY 💪

Sriracha 🌶️
Habanero 🔥
Jalapeño 💚
Cayenne 🌶️

Big paws. Big ears. AND EVEN BIGGER personalities 😍😍😍

I am LOVE LOVE LOVING how these spicy little men are developing😍

All four already have their families waiting, so calm yourselves AND no shopping in the comments, please 💀😂

And apparently, as the boys get bigger…
my posts are getting spicier too. 😈🙈🌶️


20/09/2026

LOVE SEASON IS HERE 😍🫦😍

And every cat in this house has apparently downloaded TINDER💀

The girls are rolling around like....
“heyyyy daddy 😏”

The boys are pacing the fence like recently released inmates 😭💀🤦‍♀️😂

Tails are UP. Bottoms in the Air ...Standards are DOWN. Hormones are COMMITTING CRIMES😭😂

PUUUURRŔRREOOOWWWWWW 🤦‍♀️😂💀

Meanwhile I’m walking around with a breeding calendar screaming...
NO. NOT YOU. GET OFF...NO GIRL ON GIRL ACTION.... MA’AM PUT YOUR BUTT DOWN
💀💀

Spring at Kifayah
Flowers blooming
Bees buzzing
Cats trying to create CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS.

SEND HELP😂



19/09/2026

When I converted my ENTIRE yard into a giant cat playground, my parents just stood there like....👁️👄👁️
Not because the whole bloody yard was NETTED....
Not because I’d basically handed over valuable real estate to a gang of furry freeloaders.

It was the COST of netting and installation 💀💀

I watched them physically FLINCH.
And I KNOW they were thinking....
“THIS BITCH HAS HIT HER MIDLIFE CRISIS IN HER EARLY 30s.” 😭😂

Honestly… when I took out the loan..., even I had a tiny moment of....
“Okay Hajira… are we mentally unwell??? because I know we are Financially F**K3D 💀😭”

Then I looked outside.

My babies climbing.
Running.
Sunbaking.
Freeranging safely like they personally paid for the renovations😭💀

Do I regret it?

ABSOLUTELY F*****G NOT.

My parents saw financial irresponsibility....

I saw ✨ENRICHMENT✨.

The bank saw a woman making questionable decisions.

And the cats?

THE CATS THINK THEY INHERITED AN ESTATE💀😂

Meanwhile I’m inside eating leftovers because apparently THEIR LIFESTYLE COMES FIRST.💀





GREMLIN SHIMMY × MAZEY ARE REPEATING 😍❤️Because apparently we looked at their last litter and thought....“YES. LET’S MAN...
19/09/2026

GREMLIN SHIMMY × MAZEY ARE REPEATING 😍❤️

Because apparently we looked at their last litter and thought....

“YES. LET’S MANUFACTURE THE SAME LEVEL OF CHAOS AGAIN.” 😂

This is A VERY RESPONSIBLE CHAOS.
Health tested. Planned. Pedigreed.
Still absolutely feral. 💀❤️

🍂 DUE OCTOBER 2026
✨ WAITLIST IS NOW OPEN ✨

If you’ve been lurking and saying “maybe next litter”…..
THIS IS THE NEXT LITTER😭😂

GET ON THE WAITLIST NOW.

Because once these babies arrive and the photos hit the page, I do NOT want to hear....
“OMG IS THAT ONE AVAILABLE?!”
👁️👄👁️

YOU HAD WARNING💀😂

[email protected]

EMAIL NOW BEFORE YOUR FUTURE BABY ENDS UP IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE😭🔥

PS: Pictured are some of the kittens from the same mating ❤️

“Ewwww… I HATE cats. Don’t know how you live with so many.” 🤢💀BABE....You are on a CAT PAGE.That’s like walking into KFC...
19/09/2026

“Ewwww… I HATE cats. Don’t know how you live with so many.” 🤢💀

BABE....You are on a CAT PAGE.

That’s like walking into KFC screaming...
“I HATE CHICKEN.” 😭

My cats are clean.
My cats are gorgeous.
My cats mind their business.
My cats don’t gossip.
My cats don’t stab me in the back.

And not ONE of them has ever wandered into someone else’s space just to announce....
“I DON’T LIKE IT HERE.” 💀😂

Anyway…

The cats live here.

You’re the stray 💀😆....Off you trot🙄💀

19/09/2026

Just because a cat is a working male does NOT mean I banish him outside with a bowl of kibble and say...

“GO FORTH AND USE YOUR TESTICLES, KING.” 💀😭

My boys are FAMILY....
They get cuddles, indoor time, attention and are spoiled exactly like the girls.
They just can’t free-range because intact males release...

✨ EAU DE P*E ✨
Top notes: testosterone.
Base notes: WHY THE F*** IS THAT WALL WET?! And Grossss it stinks 🤢🤮💀

And now a moment for the REAL MVPs of Kifayah...

MY HUSBAND AND MY DAUGHTER❤️

Who make all the socializing and time spent with cats and grooming and vet appointments and cleaning and food prep possible 🥹

My husband thought he was marrying a domesticated, meek Indian goddess 🙄😂💀....Instead he got P***y Loving Crazy CAT Lady 💀In the form of Kifayah’s CEO, facilities manager, breeder, cleaner and occasional psychopath.

Poor man now knows that when I say.

Babe… I have an idea...just hear me out...
nothing good, cheap or simple is coming next💀

And both him and my daughter already know that if we’re going somewhere, I require...

NOTICE PERIOD + SOMETHING MUST BE CLEANED BEFORE DEPARTURE😂

Want to go out for dinner?
Beautiful....
Who’s doing the litter trays?
Who checked the water?
Who cleaned the cat room?

Nobody just gets dressed and leaves in this household 😭💀

My daughter has basically grown up knowing:
“We’re leaving in 20 minutes”
actually means:

“QUICK — CLEAN SOMETHING.. FEED A CAT AND CHECK ON A CAT... LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THEIR OWN ENCLOSURES... MAKE SURE THE SECURITY SYSTEM IS ARMED 💀😂

Honestly, I’m so bloody grateful for them both....
Kifayah might be my dream, but they’re the reason I get to live it.

They don’t just tolerate the madness…
they know the operating procedures💀

And somehow they still love me.

Even when the house smells like:

✨ EAU DE P*E & POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS✨

🚨 KIFAYAH ELARA SOLENNE 🚨Our keeper Potato 😅😂🥹❤️Tiny tuxedo.Massive ears.Absolutely zero humility💀😂She’s standing there ...
19/09/2026

🚨 KIFAYAH ELARA SOLENNE 🚨
Our keeper Potato 😅😂🥹❤️

Tiny tuxedo.
Massive ears.
Absolutely zero humility💀😂

She’s standing there like:
“Yes, I’ll be appearing at the Cat Lovers Festival
Please notify the public.” 👁️👄👁️

Kifayah Maine C***s will be at the Cat Lovers Festival 2026!
Melbourne Showgrounds
17 & 18 October 2026
Stand C606

Come meet Miss Elara in person…
CEO energy. Intern-sized body 🖤🤍💀

This Tiny Burnt potato is making sure to steal my heart completely... so I don't change my mind about keeping her 🥹😍💀

🚨 “YOU’RE SO BUSY… YOUR FAMILY MUST SURVIVE ON 2-MINUTE NOODLES.” 🚨Me: 👁️👄👁️F***… YOU GOT ME.... Don't tell my mother th...
17/09/2026

🚨 “YOU’RE SO BUSY… YOUR FAMILY MUST SURVIVE ON 2-MINUTE NOODLES.” 🚨

Me: 👁️👄👁️
F***… YOU GOT ME.... Don't tell my mother that tho 💀😅🙄

Between work, uni, Kifayah, the house and 47 other responsibilities, there’s absolutely NO WAY I could've made this....

So obviously…

✨ I AI-GENERATED DINNER TOO. ✨💀

Just like my cats apparently😭

Prompt...ChatGPT, generate four homemade burgers, Load of chips and make it look like this exhausted bitch still reports for Mum, Wife, Maid AND Coonie Slave duties.”

✨ GENERATING… ✨

LOOK AT THAT.

AI IS GETTING F****** GOOD. 😭💀

My mum raised me well bro...❤️
And she’s PROUD of me.
I can work, study, run a business, scoop industrial quantities of p***y s**t, keep a home going AND feed my family.

Do I cook Michelin-star s**t every night?

F*** NO.

But everybody is fed, loved and alive.

Apparently nothing at Kifayah is fu***ng real anymore 💀🤣
THE CATS ARE AI.
DINNER IS AI.
I’M PROBABLY AI too...

The only thing I can confirm is 100% authentic…
THE FU***NG DISHES WAITING FOR ME AFTER THIS😭💀😂

🚨 DIVA UPDATE 🚨We’ve had plenty of interest in Miss Diva…Unfortunately, none of the homes so far are quite right.And no,...
16/09/2026

🚨 DIVA UPDATE 🚨

We’ve had plenty of interest in Miss Diva…
Unfortunately, none of the homes so far are quite right.

And no, we are not in a rush. 😂

She has raised the children.
Closed the uterus.
Clocked out of maternity.
She is now seeking PEACE, LUXURY & STAFF. 👑💀

Adult-only home
one friendly mature dog ok - slow introductions will be needed
No birds/pocket pets
One friendly cat may be considered
Applications Local to Melbourne-Vic only... she won't take a flight... if you have a private jet... she may consider 🙄💀😂

Adoption fee: $1,950
Yes, there is a fee.
No, retirement does not mean CLEARANCE AISLE. 😭💀

You are adopting 8 kg of imported fluff, attitude, chest biscuits and unpaid management.

Also — one-liners like:

“Available?”
“Price?”
“Interested.”

…will be ignored 💀🙄

Tell us about you, your home, your lifestyle and any pets.
If you can’t manage more than one sentence…
don’t waste either of our time. ❤️

Diva is not a Marketplace couch💀

📧 [email protected]

Heretika Diva (Imp IT)
MC No: 380260102291488
RB196110 / FCCV11883
DOB: 17 May 2022

🚨 “YOU AND YOUR AI-GENERATED CRAP… EVEN YOUR CAT PHOTOS ARE AI.” 🚨Me: 👁️👄👁️BRO..… NOT FOXY TOO😭💀I paid TOP $$$ for this ...
16/09/2026

🚨 “YOU AND YOUR AI-GENERATED CRAP… EVEN YOUR CAT PHOTOS ARE AI.” 🚨

Me: 👁️👄👁️
BRO..… NOT FOXY TOO😭💀
I paid TOP $$$ for this p***y....come on now... 🫠💀😂

I’m watching him grow like a w**d, staring at his development every day thinking...YEP. THAT’S MY BOY.... GROW YOU EXPENSIVE TURD 🤌🏽😭

And apparently…
HE’S CHATGPT.

LOOK AT HIS FACE💀
Even Foxy’s like...“Bitch… I’m fu***ng WHAT?”

You think after spending stupid money on this beast I’m sitting on ChatGPT going....
“Please generate me a cute Maine Coon.”??.

WHY WOULD I WANT A FAKE AI P***Y WHEN I HAVE THIS UNIT WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE?! 😭🤣

If I’m AI generating s**t, I’m going ALL THE F*** OUT....
“ChatGPT, give me a 20kg silver lion. Ears like satellite dishes....
Jawline like Henry Cavill.
Make him look like he owns three properties and has enemies in Russia” 💀

THAT would be AI.

This Guy? VERY REAL....why??? Because my bank account still flinches everytime Foxy walks past 😭💀

ANYWAY.... Foxy has now been informed he’s artificial.

He’s offended.
I’m offended.
MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FURIOUS.

And if you still think he’s AI…
PLEASE TELL CHATGPT TO GENERATE ME A REFUND AND FOXY WANTS A LAWYER... 💀💀😂😭

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