Perth Proclaimer

28/11/2025

Hi all,

A few of you have been asking what Perth Proclaimer’s stance is on March for Australia, especially since we’ve played a big role in promoting and helping its algorithm reach.

So here it is, blunt and straight:

Perth Proclaimer is a major supporter of the Australian Patriots Party .
However, we do not support March for Australia or the racially-driven ideology they’ve been pushing. We condemn it.

In time, we will release transcripts of conversations with March for Australia representatives in Perth who threatened our staff and members to stay “quiet” about what we uncovered, and who even threatened to “deport” our CEO for not backing their “White Australia” agenda.

Naturally, we laughed at them, still do, and will continue to do so. Pathetic threats from grown men in pyjamas frighten no one. If all they can offer is intimidation and aggression toward anyone who speaks out, that tells you everything you need to know about who the real hypocrites are. We couldn’t care less, and we are more than equipped to deal with it.

Just like their predecessors, they don’t wear brown shirts anymore. They’re black now, fitting right in with the same “civil disruption” playbook the media loves to feast on. Do the math. If you can’t, you’re on the wrong page.

We understand the Australian Patriots Party’s position on the so-called “Put Australia First” rally organisers and crew, and we agree with it. Their treatment of a fellow patriot who has consistently supported unity-focused movements was appalling.

Our support for the party continues because it is policy-based. We see activism and protest as part of politics, but our role is bigger than any one rally. Supporting APP does not mean supporting March for Australia or any of their twisted crew, in any way.

Think of it like this: if a party leader does something extreme or divisive, that doesn’t mean every supporter agrees with that move. People support parties for their policies, not for every stunt or faction.

There have been accusations thrown at our CEO claiming white supremacist links, neo-Nazi membership, and other conspiracies. It’s all garbage. Anyone who’s watched his Washroom Studio videos over the years can see those claims are bogus, malicious, and completely unwarranted.

Perth Proclaimer supports movements that conquer division, not create it. At no point have we endorsed or advertised these pyjama-wearing fools. In fact, Perth Proclaimer staff personally foiled neo-Nazi attempts in Perth twice, stopping them from gaining a platform.

So with that said, we hope our position is clear, understood, and respected moving forward.

Admin Team










https://www.facebook.com/share/p/14SbX4D5v2u/

Why the Australian Patriots Party will continue to support March for Australia and NOT the "Put Australia First" rally.

From the first time the WA representative for MFA reached out to the Australian Patriots Party and asked if leader, Paul Howard would speak at the 31st of August rally in Perth, it has been a positive, professional and successful working relationship between the two organisations.

With MFA respecting the APP's position on maintaining a true Australian Conservatism, which is that Australia remains a predominantly, English speaking, Christian, Anglo-Celtic nation. And in kind, the APP respecting MFA's position on Free Speech.

Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the Put Australia First movement. The one time an Australian Patriots Party representative tried to make a friendly presence at the PAF rally in Perth on the 13th of September. The organisers were immediately rude and aggressive towards the Australian Patriots Party, and wouldn't let us set up a table and chair, let alone speak.

And when we see the list of International and pro Multicultural speakers at the so called "Put Australia First" rallies, it is clear why they wouldn't want the Australian Patriots Party being there.

The clear observation is that MFA is a true Australian Nationalist movement, who have the best intentions and desire to keep Australia, Australia, and not submit and just allow us to become Auschindiastan, unlike the so called "Put Australia First" movement.

Now with that said, we look forward to celebrating Australia Day with the MFA and all the True Blue Aussie Patriots. 🙂🇦🇺❤️

24/11/2025

Have you safety checked your yard as we come into fire season?

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16Y8yE1Tvw/

Send a message to learn more

24/11/2025

Hiya you lot,
A new business here in WA.. I need to help push the ads through the algorithm, if you could give this a share would be deeply appreciated 🙂



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17JTn1DXSs/

Send a message to learn more

09/11/2025

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19SQYQBzzA/

Send a message to learn more

23/10/2025

THE PERTH PROCLAIMER IS BACK – AND AUSTRALIA DAY IS CALLING 🇦🇺🔥

🍻 INSIDE THE PUB TONIGHT…

It’s been a long time between pints, but the Proclaimer Bar is back open - and louder than ever.

New page. Same unapologetically Aussie energy.
The Perth Proclaimer has officially returned to Facebook - now proudly partnered with www.perthproclaimer.com
, the new digital home of satire, common sense, and community spirit.

You’ll find everything there: the pub banter, our new live radio, March for Australia updates, and the best kind of laughter - the kind that wakes you up, not puts you to sleep.

And right on cue, as the nation gears up for Australia Day 2026, we’re joining forces, once again with the legends at March for Australia to rally voices, stories, and songs from across this great southern land.

Not the polished kind you see on news panels.
The real kind - from the paddocks, the pubs, the truck cabins, and the kitchen tables where Australia was actually built.

🎙️ THE BANTER BEGINS…

“Oi Alan,” shouts Vegan Steve from Busso, already halfway through a pint of almond milk stout, “You can’t just march for Australia. What about the planet?”

Before I can answer, Tip Toe Tammi appears out of nowhere (as usual), drops a coaster on his drink and whispers, “Mate, the planet’s fine. It’s the people who’ve lost the plot.”

The whole pub erupts. Even Big JC slaps the bar and laughs, “She’s right! The only thing melting faster than the ice caps is common sense!”

We get talking - about how everyone’s arguing about the past, while the future’s standing outside waiting for someone to open the door.

That’s when I say it straight:

“Australia Day isn’t a political football - it’s a mirror.

You either see division, or you see a country that’s done the hard yards, learned, grown, and still keeps showing up.”

Tammi nods. Steve sips his oat-fizz and tries to look deep.

Someone puts on Midnight Oil. The pub feels alive again - like the spirit of Australia’s waking up for another round.

⚡ THEN IT ALL KICKED OFF…

So here it is, legends - The Perth Proclaimer is partnering with March for Australia to bring the heartbeat back to Australia Day.

This isn’t just a march.
It’s a moment for real Australians - from every walk of life - to remind the world that unity isn’t found by re-writing history, but by writing the next chapter together.

We’re calling for performers, speakers, musicians, and genuine Aussie voices to join the line-up.
If you’ve got something to say, sing, or share - we want to hear it.

🎥 How to Get Involved:
Send us a short video (3–7 minutes) via Facebook inbox or email [email protected]
Tell us who you are, what you’d like to perform or say, and include your contact details.
We’ll forward all submissions to the March for Australia planning team.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a tradie with a poem, a mum with a message, or a singer with a song - if you love this country and believe in its future, this is your time to speak up.

The venue will be announced soon, but for now - we’re gathering interest and voices that reflect the true heart of this nation.

Visit:
👉 www.perthproclaimer.com

👉 www.marchforaustralia.org

💭 AND HERE’S THE PUNCHLINE…

There’ll always be those who try to divide people by history.
But history isn’t supposed to be a weapon - it’s a classroom.
You learn, you graduate, and then you move forward.

No race on earth is without its dark secrets - but they only stay alive when you keep dragging them out of the past instead of burying them with peace.

Australia didn’t get here by being perfect.
We got here by refusing to quit - by helping our neighbours, taking the mickey out of politicians, and showing up for each other when it mattered.

This is our story - raw, real, and still being written.

☀️ FROM THE DRUID’S GROVE

The Story of the Bard:

Once upon a southern wind, a people walked upon red earth and learned to share fire.
Centuries later, ships came, hearts clashed, and scars were left upon the soil.
But from that same soil grew cities, families, friendships - and a freedom that most of the world still dreams about.

The wise say:

“The past is a teacher, not a chain.”

The Druid’s Grove stands for this truth - that peace is not forgetting the past, but forgiving it, and using its lessons to light tomorrow’s path.

Australia’s heart is not divided. It’s waiting - for her people to remember they are one.

🧾 ON THE BLACKBOARD TONIGHT

🍺 Today’s Specials:

Freedom Fries - double fried, never apologetic.
Unity Pie - filled with hope, not hashtags.
Woke-Free Beer - no bitterness, all clarity.
Spirit of Australia Sundae - served with sunshine and zero guilt.

🦘 HERO OF THE WEEK

This week’s hero?
Every Aussie who still believes in mate-ship.
The tradie fixing pipes in 40 degrees.
The nurse working night shifts with a smile.
The teacher who still says the national anthem loud and proud.
The mum packing lunches, the farmer fixing fences, the young bloke raising the flag instead of his phone.
You’re the heartbeat we march for.

🔥 MEANWHILE IN ROAST CORNER…

Vegan Steve pipes up again:
“Shouldn’t we be more sensitive with the date?”

Tammi smirks. “Mate, the only thing that needs changing is your playlist.”

The pub howls. Even the jukebox groans in agreement.

We’ve spent years watching politicians turn unity into a game show - where everyone’s competing for who can apologise louder.
But Australia doesn’t need pity.
It needs pride.
And a bit more laughter wouldn’t hurt either.

💪 YOUR TURN, LEGENDS

So here’s your call:

If you’re an Aussie with a voice, an idea, a story, or a song - this is your time.

Submit your 3–7 minute video via inbox or email [email protected]

with your name, contact details, and what you’d like to share.
We’ll pass it on to the March for Australia planning team.

And for everyone else - follow The Perth Proclaimer right here on Facebook, visit www.perthproclaimer.com

Stay tuned for updates as the Australia Day event line-up begins to take shape.

Let’s show the world what real unity looks like - not the kind written in slogans, but the kind built in pubs, paddocks, and backyards.

🗣️ ALAN’S ONE LINER

“History’s only heavy when you keep dragging it up the hill – real Aussies leave the boulder behind and build a barbecue on top.”

👉 www.perthproclaimer.com

👉 www.marchforaustralia.org

HASHTAGS

19/10/2025

17/10/2025

Make your voice count, in a time of serious change, options are simple if you want real freedom, the proof is in the policies.

Stop voting for hate, the only real power you see from the majors is their power to discredit one another while never really making or fighting for change.

Perth Proclaimer offer our support to the Australian Patriots Party, we do not accept the narratives of Racism or otherwise being a motivation.

Housing first initiatives have been proven around the world to minimise crime and help people get on their feet.

APP are very much in alignment with One Nation with a few "Less inclusive" Ideals, that concrete the stance on Net Zero Immigration and have comprehensive methods in which to bring their policies to reality, something rarely seen among political promise.

Sign up today, let the Majors know they have a formidable voice against them.

500 Western Australian Patriots are all that's needed to be able to register the party and be a runner against the larger parties that are mocking the people.

Let's do this.


https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17ARnAEsZA/

Join the movement to protect Australia’s future.

16/10/2025

🇦🇺 WELCOME TO THE PROCLAIMER BAR – WHERE THE TRUTH COMES WITH A SIDE OF LAUGHTER 🍻

(As told by The Proclaimer Bar itself)

G’day, Punters. Come on in - don’t mind the door, it sticks more than a WA politician under pressure. Grab a stool, dust off the day, and take a load off.

You’ve just walked into The Proclaimer Bar, Perth’s worst-kept secret and proud home of the loud, the loyal, and the slightly unhinged.

I’m the Bar - aye, the Bar itself - been here longer than a McGowan press conference and twice as interesting.

I’ve seen every type of soul wander through these doors: tradies, poets, truckies, teachers, lovers, fighters, even a ghost or two (Sean Connery still haunts the dunny, offering unsolicited life advice).

If you’ve made it here, welcome to the beating heart of The Perth Proclaimer - the digital pub for free thinkers, good laughers, and people who still know how to have a yarn without losing their minds.

🍺 MEET THE MOB

Over there by the jukebox? That’s Tip Toe Tammi - silent as a tax refund and twice as rare. Don’t let her fool you though - she once snuck into Parliament House just to swap all the “No Entry” signs with “Common Sense Only.”

At the bar’s end sits Big JC, the truckie with the hair of a messiah and the mouth of a sailor. He’s the first bloke to offer a hand, a laugh, or a lift - sometimes all three.

The Ghost of Sean Connery materialises when the Wi-Fi drops. He only speaks in movie quotes and advice about whisky and women.

And of course, there’s The Alan - aye, the Druid himself. He’s up there on the soapbox, pint in hand, telling stories that make you laugh, think, and occasionally shout, “Bloody oath!”

If the walls could talk (and I can), they’d tell you this: This place isn’t about left or right. It’s about right and wrong - and sometimes just about having a good laugh while we figure it out.

🌇 THE SPIRIT OF PERTH

Now, let’s get one thing straight: we love Perth like a tradie loves smoko. We’re the city where sunsets get more likes than celebrities, where people still say “thanks” when you let them merge, and where we can’t decide if we’re a big country town or a small city with delusions of grandeur.

You’ll find us everywhere - from Scarborough sand to Freo docks, from Ellenbrook roundabouts to that one bloke still trying to escape Kwinana Freeway. We’re proud, practical, and just the right amount of weird.

And we built The Perth Proclaimer to celebrate exactly that - Perth’s voice, Perth’s humour, and Perth’s heart.

We poke fun at the world, but we love it too much to stay quiet when it’s losing the plot.

🎙️ WHAT WE STAND FOR (AND ON)

See that soapbox in the corner? That’s where truth and satire share a cigarette break. Around here, we believe the best medicine for madness is laughter - and a stiff drink of honesty.

We’re not about conspiracy, hate, or racial debate. Never have been, never will be.
We’re about peace, Druid understanding, and the timeless Aussie art of live and let live.

We tell stories, not sermons. We ask questions that make people think, not flinch. And we’ll always take the mickey out of the powerful - because someone’s gotta keep ‘em humble.

So if you’re after informed posts with a kick of humour, you’re in the right pub.
If you’re after doom and gloom, there’s the door - it sticks, remember?

📡 WHAT’S COMING NEXT – RADIO, TV & GAMES 🎮

Now, here’s the exciting bit. You didn’t think this was just a page, did ya? Nah, mate. This is just the front bar of something bigger.

We’re launching Proclaimer Radio, Perth TV, and the Proclaimer interactive Games Arcade - yep, full-blown Aussie entertainment that mixes comedy, commentary, and chaos.

Soon you’ll be able to tune in live for banter, satire, music, and shows that speak the language of the people - not the press releases.
You’ll be able to play Aussie-made games, win stuff that’s actually worth having, and see your mates’ names up in lights on the Leader-board.

And if you’re not laughing, we’ll assume you’ve been kidnapped by ABC management.

🇦🇺 WE STAND WITH THE MARCH FOR AUSTRALIA & THE AUSTRALIAN PATRIOTS PARTY

Now listen close, ‘cause this matters.

Here at The Proclaimer, we proudly support the March for Australia movement - real Aussies standing shoulder-to-shoulder for unity, culture, and common sense.

You can find more about it at 👉 https://marchforaustralia.org

We also back the Australian Patriots Party - the folks reminding this country that love of nation isn’t hate, it’s heritage.

Check them out at 👉 https://australianpatriotsparty.com.su

And of course, everything we do - from satire to song - calls this home: 👉 www.perthproclaimer.com

Our upcoming portal (preview)
👉 https://perthproclaimer.com.au

We don’t care who you are, where you came from, or what side of the political bar you sit on.
If you love this land and its people, you’re welcome here. End of story.

☀️FROM THE DRUID’S CORNER

Every night, after the noise dies down and the last pint’s poured, I listen to The Alan hum quietly at the bar.
He’s got this way of turning chaos into calm says laughter’s the bridge between souls.

And maybe he’s right.

You see, the Druid wisdom says truth doesn’t shout - it sings.
The best way to heal a broken world is with a good yarn and a bit of grace.

So whether you’re here for the humour, the honesty, or just the comments section, remember this:
We’re not here to start fights.

We’re here to remind everyone that we’re still family - no matter how different we sound after a few beers.

🧾 ON THE BLACKBOARD TONIGHT

🥧 Freedom Pie – Served with a side of facts.
🍟 Democracy Fries – Salted with common sense.
🍻 Truth on Tap – Best served chilled.
🍔 Woke-Free Burger – Comes with extra bacon and no lectures.
🍰 Satire Slice – May contain traces of irony and gluten.

🦘 HERO OF THE WEEK

This week’s hero? Perth itself.
The city that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The place that can roast you and hug you in the same sentence. The town that proves you don’t need to scream to make a difference - you just need to turn up.

From Kings Park sunsets to Karratha work-boots, from Rotto quokkas to Subi parking inspectors - Perth is one big, dysfunctional family.
And that’s what makes it perfect.

💪 YOUR TURN, LEGENDS

Right then, your shout.
If you’re new here,
like and follow the page.
Share our posts with your mates.
Tag someone who could use a laugh that doesn’t come with an agenda.

And check out the blog on www.perthproclaimer.com
for the spicier “M-rated” stuff, competitions, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

We post daily. We laugh daily. We argue politely (mostly).

Invite your friends - tell ‘em it’s the only pub where you never get kicked out, the bar never closes, and the bouncer’s a bloke called Logic.

🗣️ ALAN’S ONE LINER

“We’re not here to start fights - we’re here to make sure no one drinks alone.”



© 2025 The Perth Proclaimer – Written by Alan MacGregor.
(Because someone had to say it.)