Perth Proclaimer

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The loudest pub in Perth you’ll never walk into 🍻
We call out the bullies, the sell-outs & the nonsense, with banter, boldness & a splash of WA humour. 🇦🇺

✊ Pro-freedom.
🤣 Satire with bite (but safe for your Nan’s newsfeed).

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26/12/2025

So, let us know your thoughts





08/12/2025
PERTH - BUSHFIRE SEASON IS NOT “COMING” 🔥🌿IT’S ALREADY HERE.You know the season’s properly arrived when the skyline gets...
01/12/2025

PERTH - BUSHFIRE SEASON IS NOT “COMING” 🔥🌿
IT’S ALREADY HERE.

You know the season’s properly arrived when the skyline gets that dusty haze, the wind feels like a hair dryer on angry mode, and the air smells faintly like a campfire you never lit.

And while everyone’s busy living life, WA fires have already been lighting up early. Big ones up north, serious warnings, fast conditions, crews flat out. Closer to Perth, we’ve already seen real runs this season too. It doesn’t take much. A gust. A spark. A bad day. And suddenly the bush is doing what bush does.

This isn’t a fear post.
It’s a “wake up and sharpen up” post.

Because fire doesn’t get dangerous because people are dumb.
It gets dangerous because people are busy.
Or because “she’ll be right” turns into “how did that happen so fast?”

Fire doesn’t wait for weekends.
It doesn’t wait for pay day.
It doesn’t wait for you to clear that pile “next week.”

It shows up when the wind changes and the fuel is sitting there ready like a welcome mat.

And this season has all the ingredients Perth knows too well. Heat. Dry scrub. Wind that likes to turn a small problem into a full-time job.

So what does vigilance actually mean without going full apocalypse-prepper?

It’s the boring little habits that save houses and families.

It’s noticing today’s wind is hot and pushy and thinking, “Right. Not the day for anything that sparks.”

It’s looking at dry leaves along the fence line and realising in fire terms that’s not “messy.” That’s a fuse.

It’s checking gutters before they become kindling trays.

It’s knowing your plan before you need it. Because the worst ten minutes in a bushfire is denial. The second worst ten minutes is panic.

Vigilance lives in the middle.
Calm brain. Ready home. Simple plan.

Perth isn’t a city of hand-wringers. We’re a city of “get it done.” But nature doesn’t care how many summers we’ve handled before. Every season is its own beast.

And when it goes wrong, it goes wrong fast. One spark in the wrong place, with the wrong wind, finds ten years of dry fuel and suddenly it’s running.

So here’s the quiet challenge to every Perth legend reading this:

Before the weekend’s out, do one thing.

Not ten things. One thing.

Clear one strip.
Check one gutter line.
Test one hose.
Talk one simple “if this happens, we do that” plan with the family.

That’s it.
Small moves. Big outcomes.

Because fires don’t “arrive.”
They connect.
Tree to mulch to fence to patio to roof to neighbour.

Break the chain, change the story.

And none of this is about living scared. It’s about living ready so summer stays what it’s meant to be.

Kids under sprinklers.
BBQs you actually invited.
Warm arvos that roll into easy nights.
Not sirens and smoke.

If you’ve got a mate near bush, an older neighbour, or someone who’s a bit too casual about fire season, tag them gently. Not to lecture. Just a nudge. Communities save each other like that, quietly.

We’ll share more practical stuff soon. For now, this is the early bell before the match starts.

Stay alert. Stay calm. Stay summer-ready. 🔥🍃

Useful official pages to bookmark (plain links):
firecheckaustralia.com
emergency.wa.gov.au
bom.gov.au/wa/forecasts/fire-danger-ratings.shtml
dfes.wa.gov.au

If this made you think of someone, send it to them. That’s how you save a house without ever knowing it.

Do you have fire dangers in your immediate area?.. have a look, learn how to recognize them, It might save your life    ...
01/12/2025

Do you have fire dangers in your immediate area?..
have a look, learn how to recognize them,

It might save your life

Link in comments for all the details.

Hi all,A few of you have been asking what Perth Proclaimer’s stance is on March for Australia, especially since we’ve pl...
28/11/2025

Hi all,

A few of you have been asking what Perth Proclaimer’s stance is on March for Australia, especially since we’ve played a big role in promoting and helping its algorithm reach.

So here it is, blunt and straight:

Perth Proclaimer is a major supporter of the Australian Patriots Party .
However, we do not support March for Australia or the racially-driven ideology they’ve been pushing. We condemn it.

In time, we will release transcripts of conversations with March for Australia representatives in Perth who threatened our staff and members to stay “quiet” about what we uncovered, and who even threatened to “deport” our CEO for not backing their “White Australia” agenda.

Naturally, we laughed at them, still do, and will continue to do so. Pathetic threats from grown men in pyjamas frighten no one. If all they can offer is intimidation and aggression toward anyone who speaks out, that tells you everything you need to know about who the real hypocrites are. We couldn’t care less, and we are more than equipped to deal with it.

Just like their predecessors, they don’t wear brown shirts anymore. They’re black now, fitting right in with the same “civil disruption” playbook the media loves to feast on. Do the math. If you can’t, you’re on the wrong page.

We understand the Australian Patriots Party’s position on the so-called “Put Australia First” rally organisers and crew, and we agree with it. Their treatment of a fellow patriot who has consistently supported unity-focused movements was appalling.

Our support for the party continues because it is policy-based. We see activism and protest as part of politics, but our role is bigger than any one rally. Supporting APP does not mean supporting March for Australia or any of their twisted crew, in any way.

Think of it like this: if a party leader does something extreme or divisive, that doesn’t mean every supporter agrees with that move. People support parties for their policies, not for every stunt or faction.

There have been accusations thrown at our CEO claiming white supremacist links, neo-Nazi membership, and other conspiracies. It’s all garbage. Anyone who’s watched his Washroom Studio videos over the years can see those claims are bogus, malicious, and completely unwarranted.

Perth Proclaimer supports movements that conquer division, not create it. At no point have we endorsed or advertised these pyjama-wearing fools. In fact, Perth Proclaimer staff personally foiled neo-Nazi attempts in Perth twice, stopping them from gaining a platform.

So with that said, we hope our position is clear, understood, and respected moving forward.

Admin Team










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Why the Australian Patriots Party will continue to support March for Australia and NOT the "Put Australia First" rally.

From the first time the WA representative for MFA reached out to the Australian Patriots Party and asked if leader, Paul Howard would speak at the 31st of August rally in Perth, it has been a positive, professional and successful working relationship between the two organisations.

With MFA respecting the APP's position on maintaining a true Australian Conservatism, which is that Australia remains a predominantly, English speaking, Christian, Anglo-Celtic nation. And in kind, the APP respecting MFA's position on Free Speech.

Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the Put Australia First movement. The one time an Australian Patriots Party representative tried to make a friendly presence at the PAF rally in Perth on the 13th of September. The organisers were immediately rude and aggressive towards the Australian Patriots Party, and wouldn't let us set up a table and chair, let alone speak.

And when we see the list of International and pro Multicultural speakers at the so called "Put Australia First" rallies, it is clear why they wouldn't want the Australian Patriots Party being there.

The clear observation is that MFA is a true Australian Nationalist movement, who have the best intentions and desire to keep Australia, Australia, and not submit and just allow us to become Auschindiastan, unlike the so called "Put Australia First" movement.

Now with that said, we look forward to celebrating Australia Day with the MFA and all the True Blue Aussie Patriots. 🙂🇦🇺❤️

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