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31/05/2026

AFL NEW WHIPPING BOYS

It's official, Essendon are the club that everyone beats up on after losing to former title holders WCE at Optus Stadium. With a slight breeze influencing skills at times, the Eagles skipped out to an early lead and were never really headed. Waterman and Murdoch both kicked 3 for the Eagles, while Archie Roberts was once again Essendon's best... Hurry up, Hirdy.

31/05/2026

PSG GO BACK TO BACK

Paris Saint-Germain have gone back-to-back in the Champions League final overnight after beating Arsenal 4-3 on penalties following a 1-1 draw after extra time. Arsenal stunned the reigning champs in the 6th minute, but PSG turned up the heat and drew level in the 65th minute from the spot. PSG calmly and clinically put away their penalties, while Arsenal got cute and tried the stutter step shot twice, gifting PSG the win.

31/05/2026

KNICKS V SPURS

The 2026 NBA Finals are set, with the San Antonio Spurs pulling off an epic road win against the OKC Thunder this morning, 111-103. Waiting for the Spurs are the New York Knicks, who are looking to break an epic championship dry spell dating back to the 1970s. Game 1 kicks off on Thursday morning in San Antonio.

30/05/2026

DOGS DO ENOUGH

The Western Bulldogs have recorded a brave 4-point win over a sloppy but gallant Collingwood at Marvel Stadium. The Dogs looked to have the game sealed on a couple of occasions, but Collingwood refused to go away. In the end, they weren't good enough for long enough. Jordan De Goey was best on for the Pies, while Lewis, English, and Richards all kicked 2 for the Dogs, who look to be back on track after injuries threatened to ruin their season

30/05/2026

YELLOW AND CRAP

Sydney has handed out a 114-point belting to a young and undermanned Richmond at the SCG. Not much to report, really. Most of the Swans played well, while most of the Tigers didn't... next

30/05/2026

Fremantle produced one of their most impressive wins of the season, defeating the Brisbane Lions 15.13 (103) to 10.18 (78) at the Gabba. The Dockers controlled the game after halftime and extended their winning streak, while Brisbane slumped to a third consecutive lossFremantle led 3.5 to 1.4 at quarter-time and gradually built control through the middle of the match.
A dominant third quarter broke the contest open, with the Dockers pushing the margin beyond 50 points at one stage.
Brisbane rallied late with four straight goals in the final term, but the result was never seriously threatened.

29/05/2026

BAGGERS CAUSE BOILOVER!!!

The Carlton Football Club is on a bloody hot streak with 3—yes, 3—wins in a row. Turns out, Voss was the problem. The more fancied Geelong got off to a fast start but were pegged back and eventually overrun by a hard-working and exciting Carlton brigade led, as always, by their star, Patrick Cripps. The Blues almost threw it away, but a goal in the last 2 mins of the game, courtesy of their skipper, sealed a memorable win.

28/05/2026

ROSS THE BOSS MASTERCLASS

St Kilda have failed another top 8 test after a frankly piss-poor 1st half against Hawthorn. The Saints finished with a miserable 0.4 at the half as Hawthorn ran riot. For the Hawks, it was the usual suspects with Gunston, Hardwick, Watson, and Chol among the best. For the Saints, Jack Silvagni was a lone hand up forward with 3, while TDK is still struggling to live up to the price tag

28/05/2026

Thought we'd give the old logo the flick in favour of this funky new one

26/05/2026

A man named Scott does the same thing 433 times and is praised

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