The Unprofessionals Podcast

The Unprofessionals Podcast Three Aussie mates spinning yarns, talking absolute rubbish, and keeping the laughs rolling. It’s raw, unfiltered, and proudly unprofessional.

Nothing’s off topic — from wild weekend stories to the kind of chat you’d only hear over a cold one.

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with ...
10/04/2026

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a prestigious event into a night of unpredictable antics. Expect spilled pints, outrageous banter, and a few moments that will have the organisers questioning their life choices.
Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the shenanigans, this episode serves up frothy fun with a side of mischief. 🍺

10/04/2026

We came. We saw. We narrated (way too loudly). 🎤🍻

Last year, the Unprofessionals crew secured front-row seats at the Perth Beer Awards, and let’s just say… nobody asked for our play-by-play commentary, but we gave it anyway.

From analyzing every pour to narrating the winners like it was the Olympics, we were the loudest guys in the room with the smallest chance of winning. Our beer entry didn't take home the trophy, but we definitely won the "Most Enthusiastic Attendees" award (unconfirmed).

We didn't win, so we drank the competition. Better luck next time? Probably not.

It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about i...
31/03/2026

It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas and who decided that was normal.
Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At this point, the fish might as well be a co‑host.
Then things take a turn down the rabbit hole — literally — as the boys dive into the mysterious origins of the Easter Bunny. Folklore, weird traditions, questionable theories… nothing is off the table.
It’s festive chaos, sugar‑fuelled ranting, and classic lad banter wrapped into one cracking episode.
Hop in. It’s a wild one. 🐰🔥
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they’re better than your nan’s gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It’s just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by b...
25/03/2026

The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his massive flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title.
Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about action‑movie stars. We’re talking explosive takes, questionable rankings, and at least one rant about how every hero in the 80s apparently survived on protein powder and pure attitude. It’s cinematic nonsense at its finest.
And just when things couldn’t get any more unhinged, they unleash the brand‑new segment: The Social Experiment. No rules, no safety net, just the lads smashing the format to pieces and seeing what happens when you mix science‑ish ideas with zero scientific discipline.
High energy, big laughs, and the kind of banter that feels like you’re sitting in the room with them — this episode is primed to go off.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they’re better than your nan’s gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It’s just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t...
18/03/2026

Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on.
Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as:
Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday night
How Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clearly violate several human rights
And who exactly thought banning half the internet was a good idea
It’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s the kind of podcast your mum would not approve of.
Grab a seat, grab a snack, and prepare your brain for mild confusion and maximum entertainment.
Welcome to the show — where the lads talk nonsense so you don’t have to.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they’re better than your nan’s gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It’s just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of m...
11/03/2026

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.
Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:
One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape
Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills
And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s
So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they’re better than your nan’s gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It’s just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Evo & The Lord Hit a FestivalThey head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end u...
04/03/2026

Evo & The Lord Hit a Festival
They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.
Edawg Gets COVID… Again
He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:
“He’s chasing the championship record.”
“COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”
Middle East Chat (Lad Edition)
They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:
Line ups for fuel
Uncle Don dropping more than bombs
It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.
Social Media Weirdness
They wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:
A guy deep‑frying fruit
A woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated Viking
A trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worse
The lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they’re better than your nan’s gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It’s just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Is Ethan’s chair officially up for grabs? 🪑😱 We had Matt Eeles () in the studio tonight and the man is an absolute pro. ...
24/02/2026

Is Ethan’s chair officially up for grabs? 🪑😱 We had Matt Eeles () in the studio tonight and the man is an absolute pro. Sorry Ethan, but the people might have a new favorite.
​Matt is the founder of Cinema Australia and the director of the —a guy with a massive heart for local stories who’s spent years grinding in the "unprofessional" indie scene.
​We didn't go easy on him, though. We put him well and truly on the spot for his definitive top list of Australian movies (the arguments were heated 🍿) and we tried to get the inside word on WA’s new $300M "White Elephant" film studio in Malaga. 📽️🏃‍♂️
​Inside the episode:
✅ Matt’s "Mount Rushmore" of Aussie actors
✅ Why WA filmmakers are built different
✅ Is the Malaga studio just a fancy place to film Spudshed ads?
✅ Ethan’s potential career change.

21/02/2026

Proof that even "The Unprofessionals" can look this professional. 🧢✨
​Evo went full "Interior Design" on the studio and we aren’t mad about it. We’ve got:

​🔥 New ergonomic seats (for those long yarns).
​🖥️ Twin screens for maximum multitasking (mostly looking up memes).
​🎙️ The fresh mounted Rode setup for that crispy audio on the new desk

​The gear is elite, but don’t worry—the chat is still just as unrefined as ever. 🍻

​Which part of the new setup are you most jealous of? Let us know in the comments! 👇





The Lads Are Back and Taking On, Fisheries: The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results...
17/02/2026

The Lads Are Back and Taking On,
Fisheries: The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start.
Bird Flu: Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by interrogating pigeons. One lad gets chased by a goose and declares it “an act of biological warfare.”
Winter S*x Olympics: They somehow end up at the Winter S*x Olympics where they’re immediately disqualified for mistaking the warm‑up area for the main event and high‑fiving the judges mid‑performance.
Sweet Treats (Top 10 Worst Lollies): To recover, they review the Top 10 Worst Lollies — passionately. Highlights include:
​Calling licorice “a crime in chewy form”
​Debating whether those chalky heart candies are food or building materials
​One lad nearly gagging at the smell of banana‑flavored anything
​A heated argument about whether jellybeans are “tiny lies”
They end the day traumatized, sticky, and furious at the confectionery industry.

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