Spreading Roomers

14/06/2026

It’s every Australian’s right to subdivide & grow a portfolio or build wealth, because we need more housing,…but what - the - actual - s**tbox - is - going - on?

10/06/2026

A local Perth council has voted 14/1 against roller shutters in the heritage neighbourhoods of Mount Lawley, Menora & Inglewood, prioritising historical aesthetics over modern practicality.

Are you ✅ for or ❌ against this?

My neighbours had roller shutters on every window before they demolished & newly built, and it looked like a prison. They look completely out of character & give ‘hoarder vibes’ but do they serve a purpose?

Keen to hear your take 👇🏼

03/06/2026

How can I put this simply??? A hard 2000 tonnes of landfill PASS!! ❌

If the Albo government can slap 👋🏼 down negative gearing, and skim our stocks & crypto profits (in the name of rebalancing the housing market, of course!), surely they can slap these k**b hockey’s with IP infringement on every - single - item - on - their - shelves and just shut this s**t down!

It’s open thievery, encouraged by stagnant wages and paying $3000 for our groceries.

❌ More landfill
❌ More ripping off original design
❌ More … just assholery really!

FU Kmart. Literally the festering sore on the arse of humanity.

02/06/2026

Let me caveat this first - I am pro AI if used well & wisely!

I think it can unlock incredible potential & has the ability to bring more attention to the ideas & conversations to the forefront that matter, than praps in the ways that we are used to are capable!

But, i’m not pro bulls**t. Playing with images to present a falsehood, to gather interest in real estate 🏡 via duplicitous means is actually a dick move!

Obvs, agents have been dabbling in the dark arts for some time (fish eye kitchen images anyone), but this is a new low.

Real estate agents out there thinking this is good for business… it ain’t. We already put sales people & lawyers in the same 💩 category…. This isn’t helping!

01/06/2026

What do mean you would turn down that gorgeous pool & landscaped garden?

Look 👀 - it is gorgeous, my kids would love it, but I already have a pool, and it’s high bloody maintenance. It costs money to upkeep & as the kids get older, they honestly swim less… but;

I don’t have raised veggie 🥕 gardens, or a place to grow edibles & lean into biodiversity. I would need to change my entire yard or design it for food growth in mind as we face east & the ideal areas get scorched 🥵

Dream homes or elements of wish lists look very different for all of us.

I care less about having a magazine worthy house & 🏡 more about having a home that we love living in & grows with us.

Our quirks are the best bits right?

21/05/2026