
07/09/2025
Perimenopause has officially arrived and I swear I could throw hands with someone just for existing right now. š„µ
Breathing too loud? Come at me.
Parking space drama? Iāll fight like itās the Hunger Games.
Iām one centimetre away from marching into Bunnings and demanding to speak to the manager because why is it so hard to find anything in there! Hashtag Karen Vibes š³
Then, two seconds later, Iām sobbing because Iām hungry, cold, and my shoes suddenly feel like theyāre plotting against me or the KFC kid in drive through forgot to put extra salt on my chips and now I have to get out of my car š
Where is my peri army at?!
And are we banned from TikTok yet? I swear Iām close! Hashtag Troll! All these nationalists are sending me into full feral mode⦠Iāll go toe-to-toe with old mate Tom, then eat three packets of Tim Tams and cry about it. š
Practising my best Boomer selfie š
Help!