
06/07/2025
Shepparton’s streets lit up with blue and red disco lights recently – not from a party, but from cops pulling over more cooked drivers than a Bunnings sausage sizzle.
Across four frosty nights, local police from Shepparton, Mooroopna, and the Highway Patrol hit the roads, targeting boozed-up bellends, cooked units, and blokes who reckon a licence is just a suggestion.
And boy, they didn’t disappoint. Out of just 19 drug tests, two drivers tested positive.
One was a Mooroopna bloke aged in his late 40s, who managed to have both m**h and w**d in his system. He scored a $593 fine and a six-month sit-out.
Then came Cobram’s contribution – an unlicensed genius who tested positive for ice and had fake number plates. His car got impounded, and he’ll too be facing court.
Not to be outdone, three cheeky drink drivers were also caught out. One of them even blew double the legal limit, with Shepp cops saying they’ll be back at it again soon.