05/10/2025
27 Aug 1896: Sultan Hamad dies (probably poisoned).
Cousin Khalid bin Barghash seizes the palace at 3 p.m.
Britain: âAbdicate by 9 a.m. tomorrow or else.â
Khalid barricades 2,800 men + artillery inside.
9:02 a.m. â Royal Navy opens fire.
9:40 a.m. â Palace rubble, 500 Zanzibaris dead/wounded, Khalid flees through the back door.
Total runtime: 38 minutesâshorter than your coffee cools.
Drop a đł if you thought wars needed at least a lunch break.