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🎄🎅🏼🎁  MERRY CHRISTMAS  🎁🎅🏼🎄The Wangaratta Bugle and Wangaratta Council would like to wish all subscribers, ratepayers an...
24/12/2025

🎄🎅🏼🎁 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁🎅🏼🎄

The Wangaratta Bugle and Wangaratta Council would like to wish all subscribers, ratepayers and Community Noticeboard contributors a very Merry Christmas.

As a token of Wangaratta Council’s Christmas spirit, new children’s play equipment has been installed at the Mitchell Avenue Splash Park Complex in Mitchell Avenue.

This play equipment has been generously donated by Wangaratta dentists and orthodontists.

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OH HAIL NO!!!Saturday, 13 December 6-7amFrank Archer (Editor-In-Chief)The damage bill from Wangaratta’s Thursday night m...
12/12/2025

OH HAIL NO!!!

Saturday, 13 December 6-7am
Frank Archer (Editor-In-Chief)

The damage bill from Wangaratta’s Thursday night mega hail storm is expected to run into the hundreds of millions of dollars according to one of the country’s leading storm repair experts.

West Australian, Cal Gourley-Boulder said he has never seen larger holes in the ground.

“The damage to Wangaratta is huge. Super holes in the road, cars obliterated. It’s a miracle nobody was killed or seriously hurt”, Mr. Gourley-Boulder remarked.

“I’ve seen some large holes in the ground and these ones match anything in the country”, Gourley-Boulder added.

Wangaratta Council Director of Infrastructure Management, Victor Rhodes, said he and his team will inspect and assess every hailstone pothole across the Rural City over the coming months.

“We will inspect and assess every hailstone pothole across the Rural City over the coming months”, Mr. Rhodes explained.

“As there are hundreds of potholes, prompt action will be taken and we hope to have them filled and repaired by 2030”, Rhodes added.

Wangaratta Mayor, Grant I. Wreen hosed down suggestions this was a Council administration error after the Wangaratta Bugle received a leak about a possible blunder.

It is rumoured Council had ordered a $6-$7 million dollar Christmas snowstorm from the Bureau of Meteorology, but recent website upgrade glitches saw the “Summer Hail Storm” option selected.

When quizzed by the Bugle, Cr Wreen refused to answer questions but offered free CBD parking over the Christmas and holiday periods.

Photos: Hailstones the size of household ice cubes fell in the Rural City on Thursday night (-10°C), a massive hole left in one of Wangaratta’s roads (3.5 x 1.6 x 0.675), cars were peppered with hailstones (pew pew pew)

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WANGARATTA COUNCIL GONE PARKING MADWednesday, 29 October 19:67Frank Archer (Editor-In-Chief)Furious residents have taken...
29/10/2025

WANGARATTA COUNCIL GONE PARKING MAD

Wednesday, 29 October 19:67
Frank Archer (Editor-In-Chief)

Furious residents have taken to social media following Wangaratta Council’s continuation of paid CBD parking and the introduction of a controversial new parking meter app.

The Wangaratta Bugle can reveal that RCOW’s parking fine revenue topped $3,445,871.07 for the 2024/25 financial year with an estimated $67.10 going to Wangaratta’s “Community Chest” program.

Fine hotspots have been identified as Wangaratta Station, The Strand, North East Water Works, The Electric Company (the old Technical School site) and The Vine Hotel at North Wangaratta.

Controversy has engulfed the paid parking program with surrounding towns having scrapped their outdated charges decades ago.

Spokesperson for Wang. Car Users Group, Hasem “Has” Bro, says Council has a monopoly over motorists, shoppers and visitors to the Rural City.

“It’s really disturbing how much this Council is playing the banker”, Bro told the Wangaratta Bugle.

“It was only twenty years ago when Council offered a $200 prize if you drove around the block and couldn’t find a free parking spot”, Bro added.

Wangaratta first introduced free parking in 1931 when the famous Parker Brothers (Peter and Tony) were Mayor and Junior Vice Deputy Mayor.

Nonagenarian, Kent Whitechapel, was not happy about the new parking app and changes in the town he has spent all his life.

“Developers have come in and built houses and hotels and now we have increased traffic”, ‘Old Kent’ said.

“It was only last month I saw parking officers fine a racecar driver, a dog, a horse and even a tourist towing a World War II replica battleship”, he added.

Benalla visitor Reg Entstreet was not impressed after receiving a fine during a recent doctor’s appointment.

“The Doctor’s fee was $50 and the fine was $7,445”, Entstreet said angrily.

“When I was removing the ticket from my windscreen, a mother told me she received a fine after her daughter won $10 for finishing second in a beauty contest”, he added.

It’s not all doom and gloom though, with Wangaratta Council running a promotion during the upcoming holiday period. 1 in 500 locals will receive a “Get Out Of A Parking Fine FREE” card in the mail and parking inspectors will be carrying two dice and waiving the fine should the driver roll “doubles”.

Park Lane and Mayfair Court residents will be exempt from any parking infringement notices in the foreseeable future.

Photos: a ticket inspector fining a motorist outside The Strand (£200), Wangaratta Council collected in excess of $3.4 million in parking fines last financial year (24/25), battleships aren’t welcome to park in Wangaratta (B2 - hit, sink)

***PUBLIC PSA SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***Re: 2025 Austrian (Wangaratta) Federal Mayoral Election Polling LocationsFr. James ...
03/05/2025

***PUBLIC PSA SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Re: 2025 Austrian (Wangaratta) Federal Mayoral Election Polling Locations

Fr. James Byrne Memorial Hall
52-60 White Street, Wangaratta

Purbrick Hall
4 The Close, Wangaratta

St. Bernard’s Primary School
2-12 Williams Road, Wangaratta
(Demokratie Wiener schnitzels available)

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Leading Candidates

• Andrew Daniels
• Reece Dean
• Russell Currawong-O’Worland

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Major Election Campaign Issues

• Delays in construction of Wangaratta’s International Airport
• Wangaratta & Border Area Ice Skating opening hours
• A second Olympic Pool at the old Olympic Pool site in Swan Street.
• The elimination of loud bangs in Wangaratta (Yarrunga & Rangeview areas)
• The identification of aircraft flying in the sky (especially at night)

Photos: 2025 Austrian (Wangaratta) Federal Mayoral Elections are being held today (eins zwei drei), grab a Demokratie Wiener schnitzel at St. Bernard’s Polling Centre (kartoffelkuchen)

***BREAKING NEWS***Sunday, 20 April 35:07Jack Russell (Animal Criminologist)A Wangaratta dog has been taken into custody...
20/04/2025

***BREAKING NEWS***

Sunday, 20 April 35:07
Jack Russell (Animal Criminologist)

A Wangaratta dog has been taken into custody after barking too loudly in the Manley Cressent area earlier this morning.

Numerous complaints on Wangaratta’s Community Noticeboard led to the arrest with officers from Wangaratta’s K9 branch apprehending the dog.

Bail for the 6 year old Pomeranian (pictured) has been set at three 1.2kg tins of Chum with Beef & Kidney and a 500g packet of Schmackos Strapz dog treats.

More to come…

GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUTTERWednesday, 19 February 14:06Joe Culley (Local News)Wangaratta will be home to a new world class 18...
19/02/2025

GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUTTER

Wednesday, 19 February 14:06
Joe Culley (Local News)

Wangaratta will be home to a new world class 18-hole championship mini golf course after design plans were rubber stumped by Council earlier this week.

Miniature Amateur Golf Australia (MAGA) expects the project to be completed by the end of 2025 with hopes of hosting the World Mini Golf Championships in March 2026.

Florida based design firm, Designers Of Golfing Excellence (DOGE) will oversee the $45-$47 million development after they trumped Delaware’s Biden Builders. DOGE released a statement saying this project will run well under budget and no stone would be left unturned to complete the task at the best possible price.

The site, situated on the corner of Ryley and Moore Streets, will house a fully landscaped 18-hole championship course, licensed bar and cafeteria, children’s play ground and multi-level driving range. The facility will also be floodlit for night time enjoyment.

MAGA spokesperson, Donald Knavs, says this mini golf course will stack up with some of the best in the world.

“This will be a beautiful course.”, Knavs told the Wangaratta Bugle.

“Some might say this course will be the most beautiful in the world. People expecting me to run a clown show will be extremely disappointed”, he added.

Wangaratta Mayor, Reece Dean, welcomed the project and said it would create employment opportunities and recreational benefits for the local community.

“This will be a major asset for Wangaratta, creating some 30 full-time jobs and a place for residents both young and old to hang out and socialise”, Mr Dean said.

Mr Dean refused to comment when asked about renaming the Rural City of Wangaratta to the Golf of Wangaratta.

Photos: the old Wangaratta Rural Supplies site on the corner of Ryley and Moore Streets will be home to a new mini golf course facility (-2 thru 6), an artist’s impression of the fully landscaped golf course (1W-3W-5W), MAGA spokesperson Donald Knavs and his secretary Mary Lago (34 felonies)

***BREAKING NEWS***Sunday, 19 January 40-15Staff WritersUnconfirmed reports are filtering in about an explosion at a che...
19/01/2025

***BREAKING NEWS***

Sunday, 19 January 40-15
Staff Writers

Unconfirmed reports are filtering in about an explosion at a cheese factory in northeast Victoria.

Da brie is everywhere.

More to come…

***Edit: Not Milawa Cheese Company

***BREAKING NEWS***Sunday, 29 December -3 thru 7Norm Findlay (Sports)A Geelong disc golfer is missing, presumed dead, af...
29/12/2024

***BREAKING NEWS***

Sunday, 29 December -3 thru 7
Norm Findlay (Sports)

A Geelong disc golfer is missing, presumed dead, after not returning from his round earlier today.

Gary Selwood, 29, teed off at 09:10 this morning, with fellow disc golfers raising the alarm at 2pm when he did not return.

It’s feared Selwood has met a venomous snake in overgrown grass and weeds, or more likely the deadly Golden Sun Moth.

Volunteers and SES members are searching the scrubland in an attempt to locate the missing man.

More to come…

Photos: 3-foot high grass and weeds are hiding venomous snakes (hyzer flip), the Golden Sun Moth suffocates it’s victims and is attracted to those who rub lotion on their skin (1991 MD PsyD)

🎁🎅🏼🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎅🏼🎁The Wangaratta Bugle would like to wish every one of its followers a very Merry Christmas*.Enjo...
24/12/2024

🎁🎅🏼🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎅🏼🎁

The Wangaratta Bugle would like to wish every one of its followers a very Merry Christmas*.
Enjoy the festive period with your families and loved ones.

Drink your favourite beverages of choice and eat Christmas turkey/ham/chicken/beef/lamb/kangaroo/pork/prawns/oysters/lobster/tofu/insert other Christmas lunch ideas.

*and to those that don’t follow - we hope you got a lump of coal 🪨

***BREAKING NEWS***Wednesday, 18 December 20:5eStaff WritersUnconfirmed reports are tonight suggesting the new Green Str...
18/12/2024

***BREAKING NEWS***

Wednesday, 18 December 20:5e
Staff Writers

Unconfirmed reports are tonight suggesting the new Green Street bridge is 100mm too low and will have to be rebuilt.

If true, the bridge will have to be demolished on Christmas Eve with delays likely to impact traffic for the next 2-32 years.

We stress this is unconfirmed, so please keep gossip, sharing and chatter to a minimum.

More to come…

COUNCIL REVEALS DATESSaturday, 16 November 25:12Staff Writers***BREAKING NEWS***The countdown to Christmas is on after W...
15/11/2024

COUNCIL REVEALS DATES

Saturday, 16 November 25:12
Staff Writers

***BREAKING NEWS***

The countdown to Christmas is on after Wangaratta Council revealed it’s dates for the 2024/25 holiday period at last night’s annual extraordinary EGM.

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